Chapter 10: The Beauty Portrait Effect
"Thank you to the two Taoist friends for taking care of the apprentice all the way, and the poor Taoist toasted the two of them with tea instead of wine. Li Yanshi, the master of the audience, listened to the little apprentice's words of adding fuel and vinegar, realized that the person who came was extraordinary, and hurriedly brought the big apprentice over to accompany him.
Originally, he wanted Li Zheng to come over, but he didn't know if the other party was willing to interact too much with these mortals, so he didn't dare to make a mistake.
"By the way. Ao Tuo laughed.
"Hehe, please. Li Yanshi drank it all while holding the teacup, but in fact, he was depressed to death. By the way, he actually threw a female ghost in his view. When he goes back, he has to open the altar to cast spells to catch ghosts, alas, there are so many things, why is he so miserable, and why are the busy days endless.
They were all young back then, and they easily fell into his master's burden. What has the world in mind, Ze is born by the people. Damn, that's the emperor's business, it's his business. Thinking that back then, he was a good young man with a bright future, and he was abducted on this road of no return in such ignorance, pitiful, sad and lamentable!
"Master. Shi Fei saw that the master came with the senior brother and didn't bring him, so he felt very uncomfortable, so he posted it himself, "Master, when are you going back?"
"When the farm work in the village is finished, I will take your senior brothers to Langxiu Mountain for a trip, at least for a month and a half. Li Yanshi said.
Shi Fei heard it, a month and a half, obediently, this is okay. If you go back with this fine skin and tender meat, you will definitely be swallowed by the female ghost. No, no, resolutely follow Master. We must insist that where there is the glory of the master, there will be his little stone scarf.
"Master, I'll go with you. Shi Fei pouted, and he was like a monkey cub and slumped into Li Yanshi's arms.
Li Yanshi took him out with one hand and said seriously: "That's not good, Langxiu Mountain is steep and dangerous. I don't have any worries about your brothers going, let alone you going. ”
"But Master, there is a ...... in the view" Shi Fei didn't dare to say the existence that made him tremble after all, but just looked at the two people opposite him with deer-like watery eyes.
Lu Mi and Ao Tuo immediately pretended not to see anything, and they didn't hear anything, and the two brothers persuaded each other to drink and drink.
"Little junior brother, don't be afraid, we are the land of Taoism, with the blessing of the gods, those filthy things dare not mess around. Shi Fei's senior brother was gentle and didn't like words, pulled Shi Fei over and pulled out a handkerchief out of nowhere, and wiped his face carefully.
Shi Fei tugged at his sleeve and said, "No, it's terrible to be alone, or senior brother, you can go back with me." ”
The senior brother was embarrassed, and this time the master finally agreed to take them to Langxiu Mountain together. He had heard that there had been immortals living there, and he really wanted to see it.
"Okay, don't embarrass your senior brother. Of course, Li Yanshi knew what the eldest apprentice was thinking, so he patted Shi Fei's little head, signaled him to be quiet, and said to Lu Qiqi and Ao Tuo with a smile, "This child has been spoiled by me since he was a child, which makes Daoist friends laugh." "I don't know where the two Taoist friends will go, but there is an emergency, if there is a difficulty, the poor Taoist is willing to contribute to the Taoist friend, and thank the Taoist friend for escorting the apprentice." ”
The two of them did not doubt him, and Ao Tuo took the lead and said: "It's okay, the two of us are going down the mountain to practice, walk around and see, and have a long experience." ”
Lu Mi slapped it down: "You're fine, I'm in trouble, I'm out with a heavy responsibility." ”
"You have a heavy responsibility, why don't I know?" Ao Tuo was beaten and bared his teeth, is this girl a woman, her hands are so strong.
Lu Mi glanced at her: "How long have we known each other, what can you know?" ”
"Aren't you two in the same class?"
"Whoever is with him is a ...... Woo. ”
Ao Tuo jumped up and covered her mouth: "Don't listen to her nonsense, we are the same family, she is my junior sister, and it has been awkward in the past two days." ”
“@$&@#¥......”
"What did she say?"
"Nothing. Ao Tuo replied quickly, and then leaned close to Lu Mi's ear, "Don't tell anyone my identity, otherwise I won't let go." ”
Lu Qiqi was blocked by him, and he couldn't breathe for a while, so he nodded hurriedly.
Ao Tuo let go at this time, and glared at her uneasily. Lu Mi hurriedly raised his hand, signaling that he would never say it.
The interaction between other brothers and sisters, Li Yanshi will not be bored with himself, but he will not see it.
"I don't know what's going on with you, can Poor Dao take a hand?"
"It's not a big deal, it's just to find someone. "Lu Qiqi thinks about it, there are many people and great power, maybe people have seen Uncle Shi. One hand pulled into the cuffs, and after a while, he pulled out a painting, "This is my uncle, I went down the mountain this time to find him." ”
The picture scroll unfolded, and a figure that looked like a man and a woman, with very gorgeous facial features, appeared. Holding a tube of hole flute, wearing a wide-sleeved red robe, he was independent.
"It's beautiful. The senior brother couldn't hold back his praise at first, and then felt that it was inappropriate. Beauty is used to describe a woman who is good-looking, and although the person in this painting is indistinguishable from the male and female, he can still see that he is a man at a glance.
His crampedness fell in Lu Mi's eyes, and Lu Mi said indifferently: "It's not a big deal, if it wasn't for the old man who said that he was a man, I thought I could call him my wife." ”
"Poof!" Ao Tuo couldn't help but laugh.
As soon as Li Yanshi unfolded his painting, he seemed to be frozen, with a face that was blue and white and red for a while, like a palette, rich and colorful.
"Huh, Master Li Guan, what's wrong with you?" Lu Mi was surprised that he couldn't help his own excitement, could it be that he was also impressed by Uncle Shi's beauty?
Li Guanzhu stretched out a finger tremblingly, pointed at the person in the painting, his throat "gurgled" twice, and suddenly his eyes rolled and he fell straight back.
"Ah, Master. Shi Fei and his senior brother screamed, and hurriedly supported Li Daochang, who had fainted.
The courtyard, which was still lively just now, was silent for a moment, followed by a chaotic sound of benches falling to the ground and the sound of dishes and chopsticks knocking.
"Master. ”
"Dao Chief. ”
"What's going on?"
"Quick, carry the Taoist chief to the room to rest first. ”
After a period of hurry, it finally quieted down. Lu Mi and Ao Tuo looked at everything in front of them in a daze, not knowing what was wrong.
Could it be that this viewer has some unsavory quirks, such as: I can't see beautiful women......
"Two fellow Daoists, my master has woken up and has something to say to you. The elder brother went and returned, and respectfully invited them into the house.
It's just that the eyes of several of his juniors and disciples are a little unkind, and it feels as if they have harmed his master, which is really wronged.
Li Zheng gave the best room in the house to the Taoist priest of the Sanyuan Temple to rest, and the place where he lived as the master of the temple was naturally not bad. But it's not much better, a boxy room, a table and a bed. In the corner stood an old wardrobe, and on the floor was an open bamboo basket, in which there were many bottles and cans, which looked like small bottles containing medicine.
Li Yanshi had already woken up, he was just excited for a while, and he was fascinated by phlegm, and he fainted temporarily. Seeing them come in, Li Yanshi's face glowed with eagerness, and he half-sat up on the bed.
Then when Lu Qiqi approached, he took her hand and began to cry bitterly, his voice was miserable and unbearable to hear.