Chapter 4 71 Eat Me a Bucket
After the fat bear sang a few words, many people followed suit and sang along.
Of course, you can't expect any good singing from the mouths of a bunch of thugs.
The rules are country songs, but a large number of broken gongs are really shocking, and the tunes are ten miles away, which sounds more like scolding, but in a different way.
Sao directly sang the obscene words heard in the kiln, with extremely lewd laughter and treasure playing, which made people uncomfortable.
As a result, it was originally a very serious battle of scolding, but it was almost turned into a scene of collective kiln visits, and the people under the city wall were angry, and many people on the city wall shook their heads and smiled bitterly.
Li Wuchang, as the coach, also cheered everyone on: "Brothers, good job, let them see what a real hooligan is!"
In this way, these people on the city wall are even more energetic.
If an old scholar sees this scene, he may burst out of his mouth: "Nonsense, this is!"
Ma Kun under the city walls was depressed.
In addition to scolding, he also prepared programs such as knife tricks and barbecues, which he learned from Li Wuchang, who was in Hongnong in the past, and wanted to mock it.
It's a pity that they can't be put on the table.
The people on the city wall not only scolded people with first-class skills, and made people want to vomit blood one after another, but they also started a singing contest first, and they didn't pay attention to the provocation under the city wall at all.
Some of the scolding is also very unnutritious, but it is quite neat.
"There's a kind of ...... you come down and cramp and peel you"
"There's a kind of ...... you come up and hammer you into an idiot"
"A bunch of shrunken turtles, who only dare to stay on the city wall and pretend, and dare to call themselves the army of the marshak......"
"A group of gutsless people barked under the city wall, and dared to compare themselves to the invincible elite......"
And so on, and so on.
"I've never seen such a brazen person!" Ma Kun scolded secretly.
Distance.
Lin Zheng looked at this scene and said to Zhang Zhihai: "General Zhang, it seems that the scolding tactics have no effect on Lu Xifa, not only can it not hurt their morale, but it will make our own people discouraged." ”
Zhang Zhihai said: "Just try, I didn't have much expectations, if I were Lu Xifa, I would definitely shrink up...... Alas, this city will not be broken for a while. ”
Zhang Zhihai has been on the battlefield for a long time and has fought many battles.
There is a high spirit to pursue the victory, such as when Liangzhou fought against the Tubo people.
There are also embarrassing scenes of fleeing in the wilderness, such as being attacked by Zhu Changlong and Mad Tiger on both sides in the southeast of Feng Yi, and finally fled in a hurry with only a dozen personal guards, and almost couldn't return to Feng Yicheng.
Victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, and it is not a big deal.
However, the siege of Fangling had not yet begun, but Zhang Zhihai felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart.
I didn't have much hope, but I couldn't help but be disappointed.
He fought many field battles and never attacked a city.
Looking at the high walls and closed gates, he felt at a loss for what to do.
"General Zhang, didn't we collect more than 16,000 bandits, just let them go to the vanguard, it's good to consume a cost, so many people will always consume some of Lu Xifa's strength. ”
Liu Qizheng's eerie voice interrupted Zhang Zhihai's thoughts.
Bandits acting as vanguards?
Can it work?
Under Zhang Zhihai's combination of soft and hard, there are indeed many mountain kings gathered around him, but the mountain king has also mentioned before that it is okay to attack the city, but Zhang Zhihai's sincerity needs to be seen.
Someone muttered softly that Lu Xifa personally played the main role when he attacked the city.
The meaning is obvious, if Zhang Zhihai wants to attack the city, he must personally act as the main force, and he cannot blindly drive others to act as death squads.
Zhang Zhihai shook his head and said, "If you want to make good use of those bandits, then you shouldn't be in a hurry, so as not to be self-defeating." ”
There are quite a few bandits, and if you want to control them completely, you need to use various means to win over and divide these bandits, slowly marginalize the major bandit leaders, and minimize their influence on the bandits.
Of course, it can't be done in such a short period of time.
Liu Qizheng said fiercely: "General Zhang's order, do they still dare to resist? Aren't they afraid of death?"
Lin Zheng said lightly: "If you don't obey the order, you will die, and if you go to attack the city alone, you will probably die...... General Liu, if you were them, what choice would you make in the face of such a dilemma?
Will they attack the city head-on? Or will they find an opportunity to run away? Or will they even have the courage to unite directly to attack the large forces of the imperial court? Or will they simply join forces with Lu Xifa and collude with the inside and outside?"
Liu Qizheng thought about it carefully, and felt that Lin Zheng's analysis did have some truth, but he was still unconvinced: "They dare to attack us? If they had the brains and guts, they would have joined forces against us a long time ago." ”
Lin Zheng said: "General Liu should have heard of a dog jumping over the wall...... But where there is a glimmer of hope, most people will not take risks. In General Liu's eyes, those bandits are scum, and their combat strength and brains are not good, but if they are forced to be in a hurry, General Liu and the contemptible people may not be as decisive as them. ”
Liu Qizheng shouted angrily: "Lin Zheng, what do you mean, you have been destroying your own prestige all along, do you have collusion with Lu Xifa?"
Lin Zheng sneered: "This is angry? The contemptible person is just stating his personal thoughts, and it is up to General Zhang to do what to do...... As I said, the contemptible people have never destroyed their own prestige, otherwise General Zhang would not have sent me to exterminate Su Lang. ”
Liu Qizheng snorted coldly and stopped talking, feeling panicked in his heart.
I thought that there were so many elites this time, and it would be easy to recapture Fangling City.
But things are far more complicated than I imagined.
The war of tens of thousands of people was inconspicuous in the entire Central Plains, but it was a big deal in Fangling County.
Li Wuchang is determined that you have no choice but to take him with tens of thousands of people, and it is clear that he will defend it.
The strategist brought up the old matter again and said, "General Zhang, no matter what, it is not a way to drag it out, at least we must make some movement." ”
......
"Quick, quick, quick, keep up, keep up!"
"The siege has begun......"
"I finally can't help it, right, I want them to look good this time!"
"One, two...... Put!"
"Cheer up, let those children in the court see the power of our French army. ”
"The company commander should see if their heads are as hard as their mouths...... Smash them for me!"
To the north of Fangfangling, the siege battle has begun.
The city gate has been completely sealed, and there is no internal cooperation of the imperial court in the city, so there is only one way to climb the wall.
Each of the four legions sent a regiment of troops to defend the city walls.
As for the rest of the people, there is no need to go into battle, because there are not many people attacking the city, and it seems that Zhang Zhihai wants to test it first.
The elite of the imperial court and the bandits were mixed together, shouting to kill the sky, and when they rushed to the front with the ladder, they rushed to the front with a rain of arrows, and finally dodged the attack, and began to climb the wall, and then they had to face stones, boiling water and other things.
"Stunned, it seems to be quite relaxed!" Jiang Minglun looked at the fiery scene of the enemy soldiers falling one after another, and he was in a very happy mood.
"I'll just say it!"
Li Wuchang was about to make a good comment, when suddenly there was an excited roar.
"Miscellaneous pieces, eat me a bucket!"
His grandma's!
Han Dazhi really started to splash dung.
Directly onto the barrel.