Chapter Fifty-Seven: This Is a Fake Certificate, Isn't It?
As soon as he opened the black notebook, Chu Hao felt three black lines hanging down from his forehead, and shouted loudly: "Work unit, Luozhou Warehouse of Huaxia Grain Storage Central Plains Provincial Branch, position, warehouse manager!"
Chu Hao raised his head, looking like uncle, you are teasing me, what the hell is this, Huaxia grain storage, warehouse management, is this thing on the top of the police?
And the faces of the few people next to him have also changed, but they are no longer looking at fake policemen, but looking at neuropathy, even fake policemen will make a fake police officer card decently, instead of fooling people with such a thing. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Hearing this, the middle-aged uncle was stunned for a moment, and said with an embarrassed face: "Take the wrong one, take the wrong one, this is the one." ”
As he spoke, he snatched the document in Chu Hao's hand, then took it out of his arms and threw it to Chu Hao.
Chu Hao opened it and looked at it, and couldn't help but laugh, this would be even more unreliable.
"Number, Praetorian Guard, rank, brigadier general!"
Hearing Chu Hao's shouting, everyone's eyes when they looked at the middle-aged uncle changed again, they no longer suspected that this middle-aged uncle pretending to be a policeman was neurotic, and he had been diagnosed, he was neurotic.
In the past few decades, I have not heard of anyone pretending to be a Praetorian Guard, let alone a brigadier general of the Praetorian Guard.
The Royal Praetorian Guard has existed since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, and has been responsible for protecting the safety of the Forbidden Palace, even if the country is founded, this army has not been disbanded, but because there is no royal in the country, the previous royal word has been removed, and it has become a Praetorian Guard, but its responsibilities have not changed.
Not only does it have a long history and bear heavy burdens, but also the Praetorian Guard is the first in China in terms of equipment and personnel quality, and is known as the first army in the world. Everyone who came out of the Praetorian Guard was an elite, and no one dared to pretend at all.
Not to mention pretending to be a brigadier general, the brigadier general can already lead a division alone in the Praetorian Guard, and there are few in the entire Praetorian Guard, how can he appear on the street, and he also personally arrests people.
"It's all right. The middle-aged uncle said proudly.
Hearing this, Chu Hao was even happier, "Look at it, do they think your certificate is true?"
Looking at everyone's expressions, no matter how stupid the middle-aged uncle was, he knew that they didn't believe it, and he suddenly felt bitter in his heart.
"When I just went out today, I remember to bring my ID. ”
As he spoke, the middle-aged uncle took out seven or eight documents from his arms.
Everyone looked at the documents in the hands of the middle-aged uncle in surprise, good guy, this is a fake certificate.
Chu Hao looked at it on the side, he now felt that this middle-aged uncle really didn't seem to be a policeman, why did he have so many messy documents on his body, I am afraid that only a professional liar would do so many documents.
"Then this one, it's always okay. ”
The middle-aged uncle flipped through the two copies, and suddenly his face was happy, and he handed them directly to Chu Hao.
Chu Hao took it, immediately took a breath of cool air, and then said to the middle-aged uncle: "You can come to this reliable can't, if you can't, I'll leave." ”
"What is this? It can't be some kind of court official!" The good deeds on the side shouted happily, this is more enjoyable than watching a play.
"This one, even more powerful than the one just now, the Imperial Inspectorate, the Imperial History. Chu Hao said with a smile.
Hearing this, others were also happy, the founding leader of the republic was not willing to transfer the Western system, president, parliamentarian, and mayor, but insisted on inheriting the Ming system.
Therefore, although it is a republic, democratic independence, and separation of powers, some official names are still the official names of the Ming Dynasty, and only some new positions that have been created in modern times are given new names.
For example, this Metropolitan Procuratorate, known as the Imperial Historical Observatory in ancient times, is a legal and discipline supervision organ, with the responsibility of supervising hundreds of officials, and is in charge of supervision, impeachment and recommendations, and is the highest supervisory organ in China, just like the Discipline Inspection Committee in the previous life.
And this Metropolitan Procuratorate, the chief is the left and right imperial history, and there are deputy imperial history and imperial history.
In other words, a royal history of the capital is also a top 20 figure in the entire Metropolitan Procuratorate, which does have the right to arrest people, but a royal history of the capital comes to arrest people in person, which is a bit fake.
Hearing everyone's laughter, the middle-aged uncle's face was completely unbearable, and he began to flip through the documents in his hand again.
At the end, the middle-aged uncle let out a sigh of relief, "Look at it yourself, I'm really a policeman." ”
Chu Hao took the certificate and looked at it, this time it was a police officer's card.
"Ministry of State Security, 18th Bureau, Deputy Director. Chu Hao took the police officer card and said it word by word.
"This proves that I'm a police officer. The middle-aged uncle said proudly, this time he saw what else Chu Hao had to say.
He is really an eighty-year-old lady this time, he has played with the eagle all his life, but today he let the little house sparrow peck his eyes, he used to arrest people, and when he saw him, he was not directly frightened, how could there be such a thing as Chu Hao, if he didn't agree with him, he made a lot of noise, attracting a circle of onlookers.
And the most annoying thing is that he really can't help it, he can't just take Chu Hao away in front of so many people, it's not that he doesn't have any impact, it's just that he doesn't look good on his face when he says it.
It's not likely, he is a brigadier general of the Praetorian Guard, the imperial history of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, the deputy director of the 18th Bureau of the Ministry of State Security, and the leader of Team X, and he can't even get a kid.
"This certificate can indeed prove that you are a policeman, but if you don't believe that this certificate is true, then I don't know, or you can ask everyone. Chu Hao said with a smile.
"I don't believe it!"
"Don't say it, at the same time, he is the brigadier general of the Praetorian Guard, the imperial history of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, and the deputy director of the Ministry of State Security, even if he appears here, I don't believe it. ”
"I don't believe it, let alone these high-ranking officials, if this uncle is really a policeman, I will eat the bricks laid on this road. ”
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The more he listened, the more ugly the middle-aged uncle's face became, and he was ready to look at the kid who ate bricks later, whether he ate it or not!
"I believe it!"
Suddenly, a different voice appeared.
Hearing this, the middle-aged uncle burst into tears in his heart, and finally met his soulmate.
And everyone looked at the man who spoke in unison, to see how strange it was, so that they could believe that so many certificates were actually true.
When everyone looked at it like this, the man smiled wryly and said, "I believe it's true." ”
As he spoke, the man pointed to the only certificate left in the middle-aged uncle's hand, that is, the certificate of Huaxia Grain Storage, Luozhou Warehouse in Central Plains Province, and warehouse management.
"Ha-ha-ha!"
Everyone was stunned, and suddenly burst into shocking laughter.
"Yes, yes, we believe that. ”
In an instant, the middle-aged uncle's face turned black.