Late one night that year, I jumped into the pond of my mortal home, deliberately not breathing.

Just as I was about to faint, Si Ming's face appeared in front of me and fished me up.

He gave me some aura, and my body returned to normal.

In order to be afraid that mortals would see it, Si Ming used a stealth technique to communicate with me.

He frowned and said, "Just now, I actually saw that your life was in danger, and I rushed down to the realm and saved you." But you don't want to, you jumped on your own!"

I looked at him for a long time, gritted my teeth and said, "Say, what is the matter between me and Heng Chu God?"

At the mention of this, Si Ming wilted instantly, and there was a flattering smile on his face.

"Tell me honestly!" I said.

Si Ming choked and told the truth.

It turned out that he felt that the most bitter thing in this world was nothing more than love, so he thought about it for a long time and decided to take me as the love calamity of Hengchu God in this life, so that Hengchu God had a deep affection for me, but he was abused by love.

I opened my mouth, speechless.

Si Ming said anxiously: "Don't worry, it's not a big deal, you can go back to the Nine Heavens after doing this, and I will promise you whatever you want when the time comes." ”

Well, he's said so, so I can't care about anything more?

I rolled my eyes and asked him, "What do you need me to do?"

"In terms of fate, the gods of Hengchu have a deep affection for you, and if you want to suffer, you only need to work hard. ”

"For example?"

"For example, no matter how much he loves you and is good to you, you are not good to him. ”

“......”

"Another example, helping his opponent and harming him or something. ”

“......”

"Or cuckold him or something. ”

Without saying a word, I turned and threw myself into the pool again.

If I really do what he said, it is estimated that when Heng Chu returns to the Heavenly Palace, I will be tendered to death!

I also frightened Si Ming at this time, and hurriedly used a spell to seal the pond for me.

I couldn't jump into the pool, so I turned around and hit the wall again. As long as I die and my divine consciousness returns to the Heavenly Palace, it doesn't matter if he is Heng Chu or Chu Heng, it has nothing to do with me.

I aimed at the stone pillar in the garden and touched it, but Si Ming didn't stop me this time. My forehead touched the pillar, and I immediately saw blood, and it hurt me......

Si Ming muttered on the side: "I almost forgot that I was Si Ming, no matter how you look for death and life, I didn't use a red pen to review the booklet, where did you die......"

A mouthful of old blood rushed up my throat and almost spit it out.

Si Ming sighed, squatted in front of me, stretched out his hand to cast a spell to heal the wound on my head, and sighed: "If I were you, I wouldn't have wronged myself so much. ”

I slowly recovered from the pain and became more sober.

Now that it's a foregone conclusion, I'm still trying to figure out how I can reap the benefits.

Having made up my mind, I made many requests to Si Ming, including giving me the peerless chessboard he had obtained.

Si Mingrou was in pain for a while, so he could only agree.

I smiled with satisfaction, and immediately went back to my room, and Si Ming also returned to the Nine Heavens, and I haven't seen him since.

The days of the mortal world are not long, but they are not short,

I was married to the god of Hengchu in the mortal world, and he came to see me when he was free. Instead, I try to avoid too much contact with him.

As a result, one of the two sides did not cooperate, and nine years later, Heng Chu and I only met seven times.

At first, I was thinking that maybe if I didn't see Heng Chu, he would forget about me and marry another ...... Eh, the wife who won't make him sad.

But I forgot that the power of the booklet was ordered, and the god Heng Chu was a mortal at that time, so he would naturally follow the booklet.

So even if I made excuses not to meet him, the god of Heng Chu still had a deep affection for me. Moreover, because I have not been waiting to see him all these years, he has also been saddened many times.

Invisibly, I have already begun to rob him.

Si Ming once said that if he wrote his life for mortals and gave him such a thing, he would naturally take away another thing from him.

Heng Chu's divine body in the mortal world - Chu Heng's treatment is like this, although he is destined to have a lot of love calamities, but his other luck is really good.

For example, Chu Heng is the ninth son of the current saint, the emperor can give birth, and he has brought seven younger brothers and two younger sisters to Chu Heng over the years. Before Chu Heng, the eight children were all princes.

In the mortal royal world, Chu Heng's opponents competing for the throne are simply not too many. However, these people still can't beat Si Ming's pen and ink.

The eldest prince was originally going to seal the existence of the crown prince, but the day before the emperor's edict, he learned the news in advance, and he was crazy......

The life of the second prince is worse than that of the eldest prince. The eldest prince is crazy, the highest voice is the second prince as the prince, and the emperor did make him the prince, but this guy was worried about the emperor's beauty, and later he was caught and raped by the emperor in bed, so that not to mention the position of the prince, his life was not saved, anyway, the emperor's son is not, and he didn't feel much distress when he killed it.

The third prince didn't suffer so many crimes, he was born lame and couldn't be the emperor at all.

As for the four princes, they were devoted to the Tao, and when he was nineteen years old, he met Zhang Daochang, a fortune teller on the street, and ...... to him 's fortune-telling technique fell in love at first sight, and then followed Zhang Daochang and went to practice.

Speaking of the Five Princes, this is really a talent. The fifth prince is a person who has ambitions, yes, and brains, and is completely the material for winning the heir.

However, the fifth prince has a fatal flaw: he has broken sleeves. The reason why I say that he is a talent is because he broke his sleeves himself, and he also bent the later seventh, tenth, thirteenth, and fifteenth princes.

The five princes of the royal family are broken sleeves, and naturally, there is no way to inherit the unification. It is said that when this incident was stabbed, the emperor sprayed a mouthful of old blood on the spot and was bedridden for three months.

I heard about it at the time, and secretly scolded him for his lack of morality.

The six later princes, eleven, twelfteen, fourteen, sixteen, and seventeen, were killed by the Assassins during a hunt.

Only the Eighth Prince and Chu Heng, who were hanging, survived and were still unharmed.

However, at the age of twenty-two, that is, the eighth year of my marriage with Chu Heng, at the beginning of last year, the eighth prince committed suicide.

At that time, the government and the opposition were shocked. No one knows what the reason is.

Except, of course, for me.

I met the Eighth Prince shortly after his death last year, when I was almost frightened by him, thinking that he knew that everything was done by Si Ming, but he couldn't retaliate against Si Ming, so he came to take revenge on me.

You know, I don't have mana at this time! If I am retaliated by the ghost, the booklet of the order will not save me!

As a result, the Eighth Prince floated in the air and watched me begging my grandfather to tell my grandmother to let him find Si Ming, and after looking at it for a while, he complained with a bitter face: "Yaoguang Shangxian, it's me." ”