Chapter 112
The man cried enough, took out a handkerchief from his arms, blew his nose, burped, and walked towards Fang Guiyuan and the seven of them with the child's head in his arms. Vertices are updated the fastest
But this time he saw them.
"Hiccup...... You, who are you?" asked the man, with his nose gagged and a very nasal voice.
The seven looked at the embarrassed man and the human head under his arm, raised their eyebrows and told him.
"Uh...... What is the Three Realms Academy?" the man frowned and looked puzzled, but still scratched his hair, "Forget it, I'll go to my son first......"
After saying that, I cried for a while, and then walked to the road and hugged the human head to find and touch something.
"What are you looking for?" asked the man, unable to resist the curiosity in his heart.
"Hiccup...... Go and find my son, haven't I been shouting?" the man wiped his face and glanced at Boon as if he were retarded.
"Look at how much you cry, then there must be no good news for your son...... Why are you still drunk?"
The man crossed his hand and replied very stiffly: "What's the matter, my son has become like this, what's wrong with me drinking wine sadly?! You still say that I am full of alcohol...... It must have been a fake wine from the wine seller!"
"Uh...... What the hell is going on with you?"
As soon as the man heard this, he couldn't help it, and poured bitter water on them, "I was originally a butcher in Gaoyang Country, and I was called Gaoyang Tu. Originally, he lived a good life of slaughtering pigs and sheep, and he was beautiful alone, but more than ten years ago, a trickster came to the city, and he took a puppet to perform there. ”
"In addition to drinking and sharpening knives, I actually like this thing very much, seeing that he is playing beautifully, and the puppets are also exquisite, I go to see it every day, and the more I look at it, the more I think it looks good, and the money I saved up on weekdays to change the new knife was given to the ...... who sold the art."
"Who knew that one day when I slept at noon, there was a woman as beautiful as a fairy in my dream, she claimed that she was the puppet I often went to see, because my behavior touched her, so I deliberately went into a dream to do ** good with me......"
Fang Daochang touched his chin, "So you obeyed her?"
"How is it possible! Although I am a butcher, but I am not stupid, who knows what kind of monster she is, who came here to find a reason to kill me?" Gao Yang Tu blushed and clenched his fists, looking like he was sworn to defend his chastity, "I didn't even dare to say a few words to her, I just sat there and pretended to be dead, and only dared to take a breath when the dream was over." ”
"That's right...... You're still quite security-conscious...... Is that the end of it? What does this have to do with your son?"
"How can it be over?If it's over like that, why am I still at this point today?" Gao Yangtu continued to cry, "That woman didn't let me go, she kept pestering, and then I saw that she really didn't have bad intentions, so I thought that we were so old, and it was time to start a family, she was good-looking, although she was just a puppet, but what happened, there was a person next door to me who married a snake, so when I dreamed, it became a good thing to be half-pushed and half-done......"
Fang Guiyuan lowered his mouth when he heard this, "So you slept with other people's dolls like this?
"This matter will be explained later......" Gao Yangtu snorted, cried again, and said, "Later, I thought that the two of us were all good, and we couldn't let my mother-in-law still be in the hands of others, so I spent most of my money to buy the doll back, and after cleaning it up, I carried the thread and made a simple wedding with her...... What's that look on your face?"
Fang Daochang, who was asked by him, said: "It's nothing, I just thought that there is a situation similar to you in my hometown, and it is also married to a doll I like...... "The power of the second dimension is unimaginable."
"But since that puppet can fall asleep with you, why can't it become a human being and live with you?
"And for a reason...... In fact, there are not many problems in life, I am still alone, but there is an extra mother-in-law who will live with me in my dreams, and people who know me well also know her existence. Later, she told me that she had a child, and then two years later, she suddenly told me that she was actually a fairy in the sky, because when she said bad things about an immortal in a lard and was heard by the immortal, she was punished, and was turned into a puppet to be controlled by others, and she had to do it for three hundred years before she could return to heaven, who knew that she had a love affair with me halfway...... Now that the three-hundred-year period has expired, she must return to heaven and no longer linger in the world......"
"Uh...... So she went back?"
"yes, what else else?"
"Why don't you try to keep your wife?" "That's your wife, your child's mother, just say a reason, you really believe it, and let her go?"
Maybe people are just tired of sleeping, and you want to change your partner?
Daoist Fang was about to be shocked by this big brother's magical thinking.
"What to stay, I can't stop people from ascending to heaven! Besides......" Gao Yangtu suddenly became aggrieved again, and said like a woman who had been innocently abandoned, "Is it that I have no wife, and I can't take care of children?"
Seven: ...... But now it does prove that you can't take care of children without a wife!
"And what's wrong with your son?"
Gao Yang Tu said: "My son was originally born to his mother-in-law when he was a puppet, and his body is as long as a puppet, so he can dismantle it at will...... Ever since I beat him as governor, I've been pestering me to find his mother, so I took him out...... Yesterday, I got carried away with him, and threw him into the sky, but when he fell, I didn't catch him, and I actually let him fall and tear it apart, and his limbs flew away...... Now I can't find anything but a head!"
When Gao Yangtu said that he was sad, he directly touched his son's head and cried heartbreakingly.
Fang Guiyuan: ...... It's amazing.
At this time, the jade plate also sounded in line with the state, "Help Gao Yang Tu find his son's body and reward ten wisps of purple qi." ”
So the seven of them discussed it and said to Gao Yangtu: "Look at you as a big man, crying and crying and unkempt, what's the matter? How many pieces is your son divided into, which direction did he go? The seven of us will help you find it together!"
Gao Yang Tu wiped his face, recalled it, pointed to a few directions, and said, "The appearance of six or seven pieces is flying towards that, there, and that way." ”
"Your son can really find a place...... scattered around are some places that look desolate when they look at it, "Forget it, let's find a way to put him together first!"