"My lord, let me tell you, since your protagonist is a Taoist, you can't call it Chongxu, because Chongxu is the Taoist name of Nanhua Zhenjun, and the protagonist is a junior descendant who violates Taoist regulations...... And can you not let the protagonist pretend to be slapped in the face all day long? Is it okay to concentrate on cultivating for a while? The protagonist is not tired, you are tired of writing, and if you are not tired, I am tired of watching...... The protagonist can't be so angry in the city, always 'shouting dad and scolding his mother'. ”

"I'm worried that the author, you're tired, so I deliberately changed my line, so I continued. It's true that the protagonist can get married as a priest, but why do you have to mention it every time you meet a beautiful woman, the author? A hot-tempered beautiful policeman, a cold and noble beautiful president, and a confused and cute delicate girl...... You told them all about it, the protagonist can get married, and he can eat meat...... Eight or nine times! How embarrassing it is for me to see it......"

Fang Guiyuan had just finished typing these two paragraphs, and someone immediately replied to him.

"The one upstairs said it's really funny, and now there's a fart for you to shout when you're concentrating on the Tao! The author created the protagonist just to let him experience life in the world, how can he do it without the company of beautiful women?"

"Agree with my upstairs views. I'll tell you when you go upstairs, concentrate on cultivating? Don't you see that the protagonist is working so hard in the city? Are you embarrassed to say that he hasn't devoted himself to cultivation? At a glance, you can see that you don't understand the author's deep meaning, a troll!"

What, Fang Guiyuan is bitter in his heart - why didn't he understand the author's deep meaning? Didn't the author let the protagonist pretend to be forced to slap his face and soak the beauty in the bustling metropolis?

Frightened, he immediately left his hands off the keyboard, touched his chin, and began to reflect on himself.

"The author writes wonderfully, how can there be a protagonist who doesn't pretend to be forced now? You're too picky on the upstairs one. ”

I'm very picky, my requirements are small......

“...... However, 'Chongxu' is really the way number of Nanhua Zhenjun......"

"Hehe, that's so good, you're not a Taoist priest on the most upstairs, you know a fart!"

I'm just a simple Taoist priest, okay!

Fang Guiyuan crackled and typed a lot of words and wanted to send them out.

"I'm sorry, you've been banned!"

Fang Guiyuan: "......"

The world has real malice towards him......

Anyway, he couldn't pick any more pleasantly, so Fang Guiyuan kicked away the stool, stood up, waved his robe, and shook his head while turning around and said:

"It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it's a big road in the city. ”

Jintao Town under Jintao Mountain, and return to the Yuan View on Jintao Mountain.

Well...... It's a bit unrhymed, but forget it, it's simple and easy to understand.

Fang Guiyuan, as the current owner of the Guiyuan Temple, not only enjoys the mountain of Jintao Mountain, but also enjoys the large courtyard of more than 100 square meters of the Guiyuan Temple.

Well, a bedroom, a godly lobby and a kitchen, just three of them together are only more than 100 square meters......

Walking into the lobby, the starling who was napping immediately shouted: "Big guy!

Big guy Fang Guiyuan smiled and waved his hand at it.

Then the starling shouted again, "Big guy, eat...... Eat dick! Big guy eat dick!"

Fang Guiyuan's face remained unchanged, but he still smiled and touched the starling's head, "What did you say?"

Starling was stunned and continued to call: "Dick...... Big guy ......"

One hand grabbed the starling's neck, and Fang Guiyuan directly lifted the bird up, "You're right, the big guy wants to eat birds today!"

Damn, you dare to insult the poor road!

Poor Dao wants to pluck your bird feathers first, then castrate your bird, and finally stew you directly!

"Bang Bang Bang-"

"Open the door, Fang Guiyuan, you open the door quickly!"

"That...... Viewer, is the Viewer here?"

Who is it?

Fang Guiyuan glared at the starling brother hatefully, "This time it's your good luck!"

Putting down the bird in his hand, Fang Guiyuan went to the courtyard and opened the door of the Taoist temple.

"Chen Jiu, why did you come so early?" Fang Guiyuan looked at the group of people following behind Chen Jiu, a little surprised, "Why did you bring people here?"

Chen Jiu directly pushed Fang Guiyuan, who was blocking the door crookedly and not letting people in, and squeezed in on one side of his body, "It's all a group of future college students, who came here to travel, I bumped into it when I was going up the mountain, so I took them to you to take a look." ”

"College students?" Fang Guiyuan's eyes widened immediately, "Alas, they are all pillars of the country, come in, come in!"

Anyway, the biggest bastard has already squeezed himself in, and it's okay to put a litter of people.

Fang Guiyuan led those college students who still looked very simple into the courtyard.

There are three men and two women among these college students, and their faces are still very immature, and they are all very good-looking.

Of course, there is no such level as the long earth-shattering ghosts and gods.

A boy who looked quite outgoing inside spoke first and chatted with Fang Guiyuan, "Lord, you look so young, about the same age as me, how old are you?"

Fang Guiyuan smiled shyly and replied, "Eighteen." ”

A sharp sight immediately cast in front of him.

"Really, Lord Guan, you are so young, why did you become a Taoist monk?" found the topic, and the group of young people immediately let go, and followed Fang Guiyuan to talk.

"Really, I'm only eighteen. There is also a Taoist temple that is my home, how can I say that I am a monk?" Fang Guiyuan said with a shy expression.

The old wine in front finally couldn't bear it anymore.

He sent a message to Fang Guiyuan in his heart, and scolded him for being shameless, "Your mother is almost a thousand years old, so embarrassed to lie to people and say that you are eighteen years old? Fang Guiyuan, do you know shame!"

Fang Guiyuan sent his voice back, "What are you doing!

Chen Jiu tsk, shameless, this guy is getting more and more shameless!

Fang Guiyuan shouted to the shady corner of the courtyard, where there were stone tables and chairs, and beckoned them to sit down.

Then the group of college students took the initiative to introduce themselves.

It was the more extroverted boy who spoke first, "Lord, we have actually just been admitted to college, and we are not really college students yet!"

Then a girl answered, "Yes, this time I came out to play to celebrate being admitted to my ideal university, I'm sorry that you're so enthusiastic." ”

"My name is Chen Jiajia, she is my best friend, her name is Cheng Su. These three men, the one in black clothes is Wang Gu, and the one with white skin is called Lin Xi......"

"My name is Hu Fei!" the outgoing boy decisively grabbed the words.

"It's okay, it's okay," Fang Guiyuan said with a smile, "My place is relatively remote, it's rare to have so many people coming, happy, happy!"

"If you're happy, then you can bring the hospitality over!" Uncle Chen patted the table.

Fang Guiyuan ignored him, and greeted the group of young people heartily: "Okay, it's so hot, I'll go get you a watermelon to eat!"

Wang Gu followed: "Lord, I'll go with you, so many people will definitely have to take a few watermelons!"

So Fang Guiyuan took Wang Gu to the kitchen to fish out a few watermelons soaked in cold water, put them on the stone table, and cut them with a knife.

"Come on, come on, my chilled melon is absolutely cool!"

Fang Guiyuan gave each of them watermelons, and he held the largest one and ate it first.

Don't mention the old wine, he has never seen outside!

The little girl named Cheng Su took a big bite with her mouth first, and the red watermelon pulp immediately turned into juice as soon as she entered it, which was sweet and cold and shocking.

Cheng Su's eyes lit up, and he took two more bites before saying to Chen Jiajia: "Jiajia, let me tell you that this melon is super sweet!"

“...... Are you selling Chinese watermelons?" Lin Xi couldn't be silent, and Cheng Su's expression just now ...... It really looks like an online emoji......

"No," Fang Guiyuan has been fighting on the Internet for many years, and has also seen that picture, "She is promoting the watermelon of my Guiyuan view." ”

The melon-eating crowd next to them continued to eat melons with expressionless faces.

"Hu Fei, keep melons in your mouth!" When no one was paying attention, Hu Fei had already gnawed three pieces, and was stretching out his claws to grab the fourth piece.

Chen Jiu stopped eating a piece, wiped his mouth and shouted into the house, "Bird!"

Then they saw a black creature fly out and land on a clean spot on the stone table.

"Big guy, big guy Chen is good!" shouted the starling.

Big Guy Chen patted the starling with relief.

"Ah, this bird can say hello! so smart!" The girl likes this clever little animal the most, plus this starling is raised with oil and water, and the appearance is absolutely passable!

When the starling heard someone praise it, he turned his head to the two little girls, and said in his mouth: "Big bird, what a cock......! Dick!"

Everyone was embarrassed for a moment, and then laughed.

As the owner, Fang Guiyuan was as silent as death.

The dough that has been cultivated for many years by the poor road has been defeated by this stupid bird today!

Fang Guiyuan is bitter!

After eating the melon, Hu Fei and the others visited the Guiyuan Temple with the permission of Fang Guiyuan, but unfortunately although the scenery and decoration here are good, but it is small, and even the statue in the lobby is bluffed with a portrait......

After the visit, Hu Fei and his party were not very good to sit down anymore, originally they came to the mountains to walk around and see the scenery, but they met the old wine that happened to go up the mountain, and he brought it over.

It's still early, and although the master of this Taoist temple is interesting, there is no place to play, so there are only three rooms......

Fang Guiyuan also saw their discomfort, so he recommended them a few beautiful scenery on Jintao Mountain, "It's a pity that this is not the time for peaches to ripen, otherwise the peaches all over the mountains can be eaten to death." Fang Guiyuan sighed.

After politely proposing his farewell, Hu Fei and the others left.

Fang Guiyuan, as the landlord, sent them out of the door, and after watching them gradually disappear from view with a smile, he closed the door.

At the moment when the gate of the Taoist Temple was closed, Fang Guiyuan's eyes suddenly sharpened, and a powerful aura erupted from all over his body!

"Chen!