Chapter 4 A Rabbit Arrives Home and the Show of Sweet Potatoes
Lonely men and widows, although they are in the same room, nothing happens.
There is nothing against the sky, there is nothing to open a small stove alone, Chen Xinyan feels that the routines in the novel are all deceitful, or he is not the male protagonist.
"Boy, the old man has been waiting with you for most of the day, why haven't you woken up yet?"
"It's winter vacation, grandpa, it's not my style to sleep until 12 o'clock at noon. And don't talk about me, don't you see you're not awake either?"
"What kind of bastard are you talking about, of course the old man can't wake up, my body has long since died. The greatest benefit of the Awakened is that after death, the soul can enter the dream realm, which is immortal, unsullied and pure. Now, the old man has waited long enough for you, and it is not possible to sleep lazy, it seems that I can only use the strong. Here is a set of awakening and sleeping spells, remember and silently cast the awakening spell to wake you up. Next, the old man will conjure up the fears in your heart, force you to show your potential, and accelerate your learning process. ”
"Wait, old man, what are you going to do!"
Before the words fell, Lao Zhuang's eyebrows flashed, and Chen Xinyan felt that a big bird was coming all over the world. As a severe avian phobia, Chen Xinshen has always had a deep fear of chickens, ducks, geese and other birds, and as soon as this big bird came out, Chen Xinshen suddenly felt that he couldn't breathe smoothly.
Fortunately, I am in a soul state, otherwise I am afraid that I will be suffocated to death.
Chen Xinshen hurriedly gathered his mind, silently recited the awakening mantra, and successfully disappeared in place at the moment when the big bird pecked. Only Lao Zhuang was left alone, and he was complacent there.
Sure enough, fear is the greatest driving force to stimulate people's potential, and the old man is really a genius.
S City, Q Province.
Chen Xinyan sat up from the bed suddenly, as if he was still immersed in the fear of seeing the big bird.
"Is it a dream?"
Suddenly, Chen Xinyan reacted and ran to the mirror in a hurry, and sure enough, there was an eye-shaped pattern printed on his eyebrows in the mirror.
"So who is the janitor Lao Zhuang?" Chen Xinshen thought for a moment, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
After thinking for a moment, Chen Xinyan stopped thinking about it, washed his hair, and blocked the lines of his eyebrows with bangs. Just as he was about to go downstairs to find a bird to try his fatherly orange fixing technique, suddenly a rabbit popped into the window of the room.
I'm dropping a tortoise, where did this rabbit come from? If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, it will be you, little rabbit, feel the greatness of father's love and the majesty of father!
The poor rabbit had just come in through the window, and before he could say a word, he looked up at Chen Xin's eyebrows with glowing bangs.
"Dad, Lao Zhuang, Dad! I was wrong! Forgive me!" Sure enough, "I'll buy some oranges." You are here, don't move", the rabbit actually knelt on the ground on its hind legs, covered its eyes with its ears with both hands, and repented of itself motionless.
I'll go! Sweet potato show! Is this talent so good! It even makes the rabbit able to speak! But why does this rabbit know about Lao Zhuang?
After thinking for a moment, Chen Xinyan was about to lift his spell, but sadly found that he didn't know how to do it. Not far away, the poor rabbit was still shouting nonsense like "Daddy" and "Forgive me".
Then shoot again.
So Chen Xinyan cast another performance on the rabbit, "I'll buy a few oranges." You are right here, don't move around" Dafa, but not only did it not lift the rabbit's immobilization and nonsense, but it became more serious.
Chen Xinyan sighed in distress, looking at the rabbit talking nonsense, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
I know how to lift it! I'm so witty!
Chen Xinyan's eyes lit up, and then he stepped forward, cleared his throat, sank his dantian, and slowly comforted in a low and magnetic voice: Silly child, Dad forgive you.
It was too late to say that it was too late, and as soon as Chen Xinyan's voice fell, the rabbit resumed his actions.
"Ahh
The rabbit is getting into a good spirit! The rabbit Bruce Lee is on top!
Chen Xinyan said that he was very angry in his heart, he didn't hit people in the face, what should he do if his handsome and handsome face was broken? So he was going to give the rabbit another hair, I buy oranges, don't use Dafa.
"It's me, stinky boy, I'm Wuhuajing!" The rabbit seemed to sense Chen's thoughts, and immediately stretched out his right paw and made a stop gesture.
"Hell, aren't you a book? How did you become a rabbit?"
"This is my body in the real world, the body of a rabbit and the thoughts in the book, and the combination is Uncle Ben! Wuhuajing is my scientific name, you can call me Tutu, the picture of the book, the rabbit of the rabbit. ”
"Okay, dead rabbit. ”
"Call me Tutu-sama!"
"Okay, fat bunny. ”
Ah Tu couldn't help but be angry in his heart, but he was very afraid of Chen Xin's Dafa for me to buy oranges, so he could only sigh and complain: "I have orange hemp and wheat skins and I don't know whether to be an oar or not." ”
"No oars, no oars. Chen Xinyan was happy in his heart.
You deserved to play me in your dreams before!
"What are you looking for me?"
"What remains in the sleepless realm is a wisp of distraction, and through that distraction feedback, as an omniscient, omniscient magical book, this is the first time I have seen a freak like you awakened through spontaneous thinking. So in order to perfect my knowledge, I have come to you to record your situation. You are responsible for the uncle's fragrant and spicy food, and in return, I have collected 4.28 million love letters alone, so it's okay to help you hook up with the girl. ”
"Spontaneous thinking awakening?" Chen Xinshen automatically ignored the second half of the dead rabbit's words.
"yes, you think. Since ancient times, Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism have encouraged their disciples to think, Buddhism pays attention to practice, Taoism pays attention to enlightenment, Confucianism pays attention to learning things, reading thousands of books and traveling thousands of miles, so almost all sleepless people are the first to know the existence of the sleepless world, and from a young age through the family or teacher training, so as to awaken after long-term thinking. It's not that there is nothing like you, but the last time it appeared was a long, long time ago, and the first group of awakened people were awakened by spontaneous thinking, and I was not born at that time. So of course I can't miss this chance to record!"
"Is Mu Songbai also a disciple?"
"Yes, but she is from the Daomen, in fact, Lao Zhuang is here to pick her up. Your words, although the spontaneous awakened person can choose which sect of Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism to join on their own, and even set up their own door in the future. However, although compulsory education has been implemented since entering the modern society, due to the different ways of Confucianism in accepting disciples, the number of awakened people has not increased but decreased. Most people study for utilitarianism, so Confucianism has the most disciples in reality, but the awakened ones have the least among the three religions. So I estimate that among the three sects, Confucianism will definitely pay a big price to let you go, but the Taoist sect will not let you go easily. ”
"What's the matter with the Dream House?"
"In recent years, although there are sect inheritances and family cultivation, modern life is too colorful, which makes it more difficult for people to maintain their original hearts, and it is difficult for people to calm down and think, which means that it is difficult to touch the soul level and see the true self, so there are fewer and fewer awakened people. Therefore, Confucianism proposed the convergence of the three religions and jointly established the Dream Academy, which implemented the practice of embracing all rivers and rivers, and having education without class. Therefore, in the Dream Temple, Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism coexist. ”
Just as the two were talking, Chen's mobile phone suddenly rang.