Chapter 565: Smelling the Medicine in Horror

"Damn!

"Do you dare to take medicine with a temporary prescription? Are you not afraid of poisoning people?"

Xia Xun's careless words immediately made many people unable to sit still. The faces of Tang Xiaotang, Tang Chuan and other leaders also became not very good-looking. Xiahou, Bai Xiu and the others showed a playful smile.

Xia Xun took out his hand and waved: "Don't worry, although this medicine is temporarily dispensed, but I tried it myself before giving it to you, it must not poison people, and it is really a great tonic." ”

"Where did you come from?" Tang Xiaotang was puzzled.

Xia Xun looked at Tang Xiaotang with a smile: "Have you forgotten, I have a pretty beautiful fiancΓ©e in Yueyang." She even has a medicinal word in her name, and the art of Confucian medicine can rejuvenate her hands. She may be a little inferior to you in dispensing medicine, but you can't even get her in this dispensing skill. ”

"Peony!"

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Come on, Xia Xun said it so clearly, who doesn't know that the person who helped him with the formula is the Wentian Peony Herb thousands of miles away?

Tang Xiaotang said disdainfully: "You are so shameless, you actually cheat." ”

Xia Xun shrugged indifferently and said cheekily: "Cheating is cheating, whatever you say, anyway, it's not the first time I've cheated." Besides, the rules of the national examination say that it is not allowed to take a bird to the test, but it does not say that you can't use a bird to send a letter?

Tang Xiaotang was angry, but now it was not a matter of whether Xia Xun was cheating or not, the top priority was to find out Xia Xun's intentions, but after thinking about it for a long time, he still couldn't see the direction that Xia Xun was pointing at...

"Let me be clear, what do you want to do with this tonic for us, don't say it's for us, I don't believe you're so idle and have nothing to do!"

"The qi is vigorous, the blood is abundant, the five organs gather qi, and the six organs contain essence..."

Xia Xun inexplicably muttered for a while, and then with a wisp of deep meaning, he slowly moved his palm to explore the pulse.

"You're right, I'm certainly not going to sit idle. You've made me so miserable, and I have no reason to make you tonic soup to drink. "Linggan Five-Flavor Ginger Xin Gentian Liver Soup Gathering Qi", as the name suggests. Linggan is equipped with four qi and five flavors, each with the effect of supplementing. Old ginger and spicy grass with dragon snake gallbladder can moisturize the stomach and intestines, nourish essence and blood and nourish the skin. A small amount of croton mixed with rhubarb can play a role in laxative poison and filth. However, with ginseng, deer antler, Ganoderma lucidum and other tonic herbs, it can consolidate the essence in the human body in the liver and kidney and small intestine, forming a state of upper kidney solidity, so that the human body can gradually absorb the essence of medicinal materials. This is the biggest supplement in the big supplement. In order to match the sufficient amount, I asked people to quickly pick all the medicinal herbs that can be picked within a radius of more than ten miles from Huishan, and boiled the medicinal herbs in the two rooms into three baskets, and then dried them into a bucket under the scorching sun, and then put them in the damp place by the river for more than half a month to mold, so I dared to take out my hand to come in handy. ”

After listening to it for a long time, Xia Xun didn't say the main point, and the more Tang Xiaotang listened, the more impatient he became.

"After that, what does it have to do with all this nonsense you talk about today?"

"Don't worry, of course it will matter. ”

A wisp of deep meaning gradually dissolves and becomes quite mysterious.

Xia Xun turned his head to look at the leaders and asked, "Do you know, why did I ask you if you were okay as soon as I came?"

"Don't come unharmed?"

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Several leaders have always been in a state of fog, and now they don't understand what Xia Xun's intention is to suddenly ask, and they all shook their heads.

Xia Xun said to himself: "It's right that you are fine, not only are you unharmed, but also physically strong. You can feel energetic and energetic these days?"

Several leaders nodded cautiously.

Xia Xun asked again: "But I feel that I have endless strength, but I am a little constipated?"

"Constipation?"

"Well, it's constipation due to poor bowel movements. ”

"I've been having a bad bowel movement for the past two days, is it related to this?!"

"You can't excrete well? ”

"What? You all can't poop well? I haven't pulled in two days!"

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Xia Xun asked three times so far, and the atmosphere of conspiracy has become extremely strong.

The last question is even more vaguely revealing the mystery, even a fool can hear it, the so-called tonic will definitely not be as simple as a tonic. At this time, not only did the faces of the leaders who were questioned become very ugly, but the faces of all the candidates on the mountainside of Qu Long looked extremely unnatural. Because, they have all eaten that food, and more or less faintly have the symptoms of poor bowel movements, tumbling qi and blood, and high energy that Xia Xun said...

Seeing that the heat was almost brewing, Xia Xun didn't continue to show off.

Hugging his chest with one hand, he slowly touched the bridge of his nose with the other, and continued in a deep voice: "It is normal to have poor excretion. Because the essence is cohesive but not discharged, and the qi and blood are vigorous but not dispersed, of course, it will lead to gastrointestinal discomfort. According to pharmacology, this is called liver and kidney fire deficiency and internal knots, as long as the effect of the drug dissipates slightly, these conditions will naturally subside. But the problem is that the wine, meat, rice and bran that you eat every day are mixed with great tonic medicine, and the essence and blood are always gathered in the five internal organs and deposited in the dantian, which also becomes constipation. This is a trivial matter, but there are two doses of detoxifying herbs in this recipe that I specially prepared for you, namely aloe vera and croton. Although the amount of these two doses is not much, the aloe vera melts in water, and the croton water dissolves in filth, both of which can lubricate the way of filth in the human body, and are the deficiency medicine of balancing the fierce medicine, which can relieve the pain of blockage. However, it is precisely because of the existence of these two doses of medicine that once the essence elements gathered in your dantian are broken, the filth that has been infarcted in your abdomen due to the medicine for days will be like a great river bursting its embankment, pouring out for thousands of miles. The feeling of unobstructed is like being in paradise on earth. If, on the contrary, it is forcibly closed and not leaked, then it is like being in purgatory on earth, and you cannot survive or die. That pain, I think you have also experienced it, and you can imagine it, so Xia will not talk about it much. Just a reminder to you, this feeling is a thousand times what you have ever felt, if you want to resist, please be cautious and cautious. ”

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The narrative is plain and slightly heavy, as narrated as usual.

But the meaning of the words is like a ghost blowing wind in people's ears, which makes people feel creepy.

Well, all the mysteries have been revealed...

Where is the tonic that Xia Xun asked the peony to dispense? That's his mother's, it's clearly a laxative!

The laxative laxative, a thousand miles, gushing!

In an instant, it was clear that everyone's faces were as ugly as they were.

If Xia Xun said that there was poison in the grain and grass, it might not make people feel so frightened. But he was given laxatives. Laxatives are not terrible, so when you are in a hurry, you can find a place to squat. The scary thing is that Xia Xun chose this point in time. Now Qu Long's candidates are gathered together, and there are three or four thousand people all over the mountains, and there are only a few thatched houses. If the effect of the drug is really as scared as Xia Xun said, they will have no place to cry. Is it difficult to take off your pants on the spot? If this is the case, who will have the face to walk on the rivers and lakes in the future?!

Thinking about it is terrifying, and everyone shudders.

The one-eyed man sitting next to Tang Chuan couldn't help but tremble and asked, "You... Do you have the means to break the essence element?"

"Huh. ”

Xia Xunshen laughed, his head poked two inches forward and looked at the talker: "You have a lot of redundant questions. ”

"If I don't have the means to dissolve the blockage of your dantian, how can I sit here calmly and chat with you? Rhubarb with croton is a medicine to moisten the intestines, and aloe vera is a medicine to stimulate the esophagus, I only need to add one more dose of auxiliary medicine to drain it. And the dispersed qi and breaking essence can easily be done with only one dose of adjuvants. At this point, Xia Xun looked at Tang Xiaotang fixedly, and asked with a faint smile, "Do you know what it is?"

Tang Xiaotang said unconfidently: "Musk... Musk?"

Xia Xun smiled: "Yes, that's musk." ”

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Tang Xiaotang's face was already as red as pig's liver.

As a girl who wants to save face, she seems to have been thrown into an ice cave at this time, her whole body is cold and cold, and her hands and feet are numb from the cold. She couldn't imagine how terrible the situation she would face would be if Xia Xun really used the musk to turn the tide in some way. The embarrassment is small, and in front of so many people, it is definitely enough to make her unforgettable. Thinking of this, Tang Xiaotang's two small palms couldn't help but clench into fists. But her stubborn temperament still doesn't allow her to back down in the slightest...

"So what? Do you think I'll be afraid?"

"Haha..."

"Hahaha!"

Looking at Tang Xiaotang's extremely frightened and aggrieved appearance, Xiahou, Bai Xiu and others couldn't help laughing.

Xia Xun couldn't help but open his mouth with a smile, he put his head slightly closer to Tang Xiaotang's face, and said in a very low voice: "What can it be, you know very well." That's why I said I don't want to bully you, little girl. You see, it's so obvious now. As long as I give an order, all the people here will be scattered as birds and beasts, what are you still stubborn?"

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The clenched little pink fist was faintly tucked into the sleeve without a trace, which was the dark style of the Tangmen Tianluo vein.

Xia Xun's eyes were so keen, and his divine sense had already spread out as early as the moment he sat down, monitoring the movements around him at all times, how could Tang Xiaotang hide him from him with such a method?

Xia Xun didn't stop it, he just put his head closer to Tang Xiaotang, and persuaded in a playful whisper: "If I were you, I would definitely not take out the blood dart in my sleeve." You know, it's a lot of work. Even if I am captured by you, I can handle it calmly. Because we all know that I dare not touch you in the slightest, and you dare not stab a knife into my heart. Throw in the towel, it's your best way out. ”

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The small means were recognized, Tang Xiaotang knew that his face could not be hidden, so he had to turn his face to the side, but he still gritted his teeth and said stiffly: "Don't say it so nicely, just a ninth-rate method wants me to succumb? No matter what happens, I, Tang Xiaotang, will not admit defeat to you." If you have any bad moves, just use them, who is afraid of whom!"

"Hehe, you have to think about it. ”

"Don't think about it. ”

"It's a shame to lose face for the rest of your life. ”

"I'm not afraid!"

Tang Xiaotang was ruthless, and a sharp afterglow shot out of the corner of his eye, stabbing at Xia Xun.

"You've made me lose face for the rest of my life. After I win you, you can see how I make you lose face for ten lifetimes!"

"Yo yo yo, this little leather girl is so backbone. ”

"Say it so ruthlessly, I'm afraid you'll be too late to cry later. ”

"Hey... Crying or not, I'm afraid he can even cry wet pants. ”

"Hahaha..."

Seeing that Tang Xiaotang was dying, Xiahou and Bai Xiu immediately sang Shuanghuang.

Tang Chuan's face was so bitter that he was about to drop juice, and he quietly pulled the corner of Tang Xiaotang's clothes...

"Little Sugar, I'll forget it. ”

"Don't touch me!"