Chapter 44: How to deal with it

"Ask the real person to raise his noble hand and let the little god have a way to live...... "The old mountain god held his cane and held his fist, and kept pleading with Fang Guiyuan.

Although there are not many people who can be canonized as gods now, according to the base number, there are really many small gods like him in the Three Realms...... Dayezi Mountain, just by listening to the name of this mountain, you can understand how unpopular he is as a mountain god.

And now the Heavenly Court and the Underworld are very strict in investigating the work of their employees, if they find that anyone has a toss with mortals for no reason, then they will have to be punished somewhat.

If he's masturbated for this, there's no place to cry!

Moreover, a god as big as the mountain god of Onoko Mountain is generally done by directly promoting the good people of the tenth generation or the goblins who have cultivated in the local area...... Don't talk about those goblins and ghosts, let's just say that there are so many people who come back and go back this time, and there are many good people in the tenth world, and they can take his position in minutes......

The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, and the old mountain god even wrinkled his old face, and his eyes were about to cry......

Now it's really hard to work for the Heavenly Court and Hades, he is an old man who has endured the bitter cold and loneliness for more than a hundred years in the untouched place of Dayezi Mountain, and finally raised a pet dog to pass the loneliness, but he is still a troublemaker, forcing him to wipe his ass every day, and the salary and divine power are all empty words!

Why is his old life so bitter!

He used to do good deeds, too!

"Why do you make such a look? If someone looks at Poor Dao and thinks they're bullying you?" Fang Guiyuan pouted and threw Teddy, who had just recovered, into his arms.

Don't look at the difference in their appearance, Fang Guiyuan is older than him!

The old mountain god caught the dog in a panic, but because of the complaint in his heart, he couldn't hold it for a while, and he didn't lose it...... Just hold the dog in one hand.

"How dare the little god......"

"Wang, Wang! Master, master, please help me teach this guy a lesson, this stinky Taoist priest just bullied me!" This teddy was still in a state of confusion just now being taught by Fang Guiyuan, and he didn't hear the conversation between Fang Guiyuan and the old mountain god clearly.

It's just that as soon as he fell into the arms of the old mountain god, he immediately realized that his backer had arrived, and he didn't hesitate to sue him.

"You...... Why do you still say such a thing!" As soon as he heard these terrible words, the arm that the old mountain god held on to it was about to loosen, and the crutch held in the other hand kept stomping on the ground.

"You won't help me get revenge! You're still not my master! Do you want to raise me anymore!" Teddy yelled at the old mountain god with a ferocity that didn't match his size at all.

"You, you!" the old mountain god trembled with anger, and he couldn't say anything about it.

When he had this dog, he really felt lonely. As for the barren mountains and mountains of Dayezi Mountain, he did not have many mountain creatures to accompany him, and there were not many people to worship him, and his life was tight, and then he raised this dog, which was sincerely thinking about being good to it......

Every time he paid his salary, he didn't use it himself, most of it was taken out to change the dog's food for fun, he was an old man, and he didn't have any requirements for cultivation, so even the divine power was used for it...... But how could you have thought that even he couldn't control this dog after he was so powerful!

It's a pity that every time this dog sneaks out to do something, in order to wipe its buttocks, the mana of the old mountain god's idea is also put on compensation, and even a dog can't beat it now......

To tell the truth, if this dog hadn't known that he was the backer of his power in Lancheng, it would have been a vicious dog devouring the lord a long time ago......

"Hmph!" Teddy snorted coldly at him, then glared at Fang Guiyuan viciously, and bit the arm of the old mountain god holding it with one mouth......

"Ah......" The old mountain god shouted in pain, and as soon as his hand was subconsciously loosened, he let the dog run away.

"Vicious dog!" Fang Guiyuan was really angry with this dog - he really bit his master!

Stretched out his hand and grabbed Teddy, who had already run away, out of thin air, and grabbed it into his hand and pinched it, but Fang Guiyuan was still sensible before teaching him a lesson, after all, it was not his dog, whether this animal was good or not, he still needed to discuss it with its owner first.

"Now that this beast has learned to eat the Lord, do you still want to keep it?"

"This ......" the old mountain god wanted to say that he had given up on it, but he couldn't help but think of the days when this dog accompanied him before, and he was a little reluctant in his heart......

"Don't kill it, little god...... The little god will definitely be able to discipline this animal in the future!" After thinking about it for a long time, the old mountain god still gritted his teeth and made a decision.

"But that's all the sin of this animal?" Fang Guiyuan asked, looking at him.

If this old mountain god shamelessly says that the past is over, he will even teach this mountain god a lesson!

The old mountain god did not hesitate to answer this time, "I have a real lesson! As long as this animal is spared, even if it is lame, it will be fine!"

"Woo......" Teddy probably knew that he had kicked the iron plate this time, and he didn't dare to call at the old mountain god and Fang Guiyuan, so he whined and pretended to be pitiful there.

Although it is not a good dog, it still looks cute from the outside.

It's a pity that Fang Guiyuan didn't buy it.

"Hmm...... You can't bear to want its life, but I can't let it go out casually and spoil others......" Fang Guiyuan touched his chin and thought about it, and then slapped his thigh, "It's better like this, I'll castrate it!"

"What! you bastard!" As soon as he heard that Fang Guiyuan was going to get rid of his "errand" things, Teddy immediately barked frantically, and as the dog's mouth opened and closed, Fang Guiyuan's whole body was scolded by it.

"It's really a dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth!" Fang Guiyuan smiled coldly, his fingers directly pulled on the side of its mouth, and the teddy beast could only be forced to close its mouth and whine.

Then Fang Guiyuan handed the dog to the old mountain god again, "Here, let's do it quickly!"

"Huh?" the old mountain god looked surprised, and stretched out his finger to point at himself, "Do you want the little god to come by himself?"

"Otherwise, do you want me to do it if you castrate your dog?" Fang Guiyuan looked at him with a look of disgust.

"This ......" The old mountain god took over the teddy that had been fixed by Fang Guiyuan, looking at its begging eyes, and didn't know how to do it for a while.

But since such a thing has happened today, he must also be ruthless, it is best to cut off the dog's lewd roots, so that it will cause less trouble in the future, otherwise it will be nice to implicate himself again......

On the side, there was some Fang Guiyuan's urging, and he also weighed it a little in his heart, so it didn't take long for his teddy to look at him fiercely, the old mountain god still trembled and reached under the teddy to give it a "six purity......

As soon as the things were finished, the old mountain god felt that his body suddenly relaxed, as if he had thrown off a burden...... It seems that the gelding should have been done sooner.

Fang Dao Chang then also made a move, and cleanly dispelled the divine power in Teddy's body, and from then on, it could only be an ordinary dead dog......

The old mountain god looked relaxed.

However, Fang Guiyuan gave him another heavy blow, "Okay, since you dog has done it, let's settle your account." ”

"Huh? and...... Is there anything else about the little gods?"

"Of course there is, haven't you always shielded your family's vicious dog and harmed people?" Fang Guiyuan pointed at him and said.

"But...... But the little god has to compensate afterwards...... "The old mountain god feels that he is about to die of grievance!"

He raised such a white-eyed wolf dog, and he caused trouble for him all the time, and he had to use his mana to wipe his ass every day......

However, once his mana is used up, it is really weak, and even a random evil ghost can bully him, so he can't suppress Teddy, so he can only helplessly watch it run out again and again to harm people......

But if he didn't make amends, he himself would have a bad conscience, and he was even more afraid that he would be involved in some causal sin, and he would be held accountable as soon as he found out in the future......

So to put it simply, it's better to ignore the east wall and lose the west wall!

He's all like that...... He was also wronged!

What's more, his dog sometimes bullies him for being powerless...... This mountain god is really useless!

The old mountain god wiped his tears and followed Fang Guiyuan to tell him about the suffering he had suffered in the past few decades.

As soon as Fang Guiyuan sorted things out, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and he looked at the old mountain god with even more disgust......

But take a closer look, there really isn't much cause and effect of sin on this mountain god, after all, this old man used to rely on the ten generations of good people to sit in the position of the mountain god of Dayezi Mountain, and his heart and eyes are not bad.

Fang Guiyuan said, "You can't even control a dog?"

The old mountain god showed a very embarrassed look on his face.

Looking at it, Fang Guiyuan was helpless.

"Come on, I'm a good person to the end, since you haven't done anything big wrong, and you can be regarded as making up for it later, then I'll directly help you take care of this dog, and what will happen in the future!"

Then he picked up a long handful of hay from the ground, quickly rolled it into a straw rope, and then made a loop of straw rope and put it around the neck of Teddy, who was almost out of breath.

"This straw rope can't be taken off, I'll pass you a mantra later, if this dog is disobedient again, you can read it, and this straw rope will directly strangle its neck, forcing him to obediently bow his head and ......"

"Thank you, real person......" The old mountain god bowed to Fang Guiyuan gratefully, "But...... Why is this method so familiar to the little gods?"

"Don't think about it, I started using this thing when I just practiced, but I didn't learn it from a certain script!" Fang Guiyuan emphasized repeatedly.

passed the mantra to the old mountain god, and then watched the old mountain god make an oath that he would definitely compensate the victim, and Fang Guiyuan let him go back.

The old mountain god thanked him again, then took Teddy and kicked him, "Don't go quickly, you troublesome beast!"

He now has a way to contain it, where is he still helpless against it like before?

Teddy wanted to scream at him a few times, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he was strangled by the straw rope around his neck, if it weren't for the old mountain god who just wanted to grind its anger and didn't want to really kill it, Teddy would have been strangled to death by the straw rope!

"In the future, I will see if you are still disobedient! Hmph!" while chattering, the old mountain god led it away.

Teddy also knew that this was not the same as in the past, and it had worn out the favor of the old mountain god to it, and now it deserved to suffer......

With his head bowed and his neck shrunk, he followed the old mountain god back to Dayezi Mountain like a panicked dog.