Chapter 199: You're a Fake Dragon Ball (2)

How to say it, his dragon was lazy, but he took the shit luck to become the dragon king of the East China Sea in the enlightened realm, although this place has almost been ignored, but the position is there, and the one who threw the pot in the last one was embarrassed to let him be a tattered dragon king with nothing, so he directly gave him a half-finished dragon ball and let him refine it himself.

The previous one was in a hurry to take his subordinates, and he thought about it very beautifully, half-finished, you have nothing to do with it and touch it, and you can also refine it into a finished product, and you can do whatever you want with it when the time comes, and the grassroots suddenly ascended to the sky to become the dragon king, so you must be trembling and careful and diligent in doing things...... It's just that he underestimated Ao Zi's laziness.

Ao Zi's laziness, that is an extremely willful laziness - not the kind that is too lazy to move, but the kind that he will only do if he is interested in something.

If he didn't have that mind, he wouldn't be able to look at it.

For this reason, he even regretted many times why he went to watch the Dragon Gate Ceremony on a whim at that time, resulting in turning himself from a happy little fish demon with no burden to a dragon.

So for the information that can be received intermittently after becoming the dragon succeeding the dragon king, Ao Zi chose to stuff it all into his head at one time and slept by the way.

After waiting for the absorption to be finished, knowing what else he was doing as a dragon and a Heavenly Court official, Ao Zi made a rough plan for the amount of rainfall in various parts of the Enlightened Realm, closed his eyes again, and went to sleep - understanding those messy rules is also very mentally and physically consuming!

And as the dragon king, he was even too lazy to enshrine the water god Hebo in various places and even ignite the water tribe, so that now a small place like Dayezi Mountain can have the existence of mountain gods, but those world-class rivers do not have their own masters.

Therefore, the current situation of Commander Ao Ziguang is completely caused by him.

You must know that the laws of the heavenly court are not loose, and they are not strict, as the lord of the sea, he still has the right to seal a few river uncles - even Huang Yi still has the ability to deprive him of other ghosts and gods.

However, just as Emperor Dongyue, as the boss of the Heavenly Court, can still go to the small place of the Enlightened Realm to find Fang Dao Chang to talk about his calves, and Huang Yi, as the state city god, still needs to go to the underworld regularly to report on his work, Ao Zi also needs to go to the upper realm to summarize his work.

As a result, this time passed, it almost made the great god who listened to his report angry to death--he didn't do anything, do you really look at the weather? Everyone has a mountain god on a small hill, can't you spend some effort to enshrine a few Hebo water gods to help yourself?

"How can you have that strength. Ao Zi said that he didn't even bother to lift his eyelids.

That Divine Monarch's nose was about to be crooked, and he said in his heart that he had a convulsion in the first place, and actually chose such a guy to be his successor?

That's right, the Divine Monarch who listened to Ao Zi's report at that time happened to be the previous Dragon King of the East China Sea in the Enlightened Realm who had been promoted and raised his salary to the peak of Dragon Life.

He couldn't sit still after listening to Ao Zi's report with a few words.

This lazy dragon, no matter if it doesn't work!

However, the enlightened realm really doesn't need to intervene much, and mortals can solve the problem of precipitation by themselves with cannonballs on the problem of not raining, and advocate that everything depends on themselves, and the gods will not interfere anymore...... The economic base determines the superstructure, so there has been no chaos in Ao Zi's passive slacking off for so many years.

Just when Shenjun, who was Ao Zi's predecessor, cleared his throat and was about to talk to him about "professional ethics", Ao Zi asked him about "employee benefits".

"What kind of employee benefits do you want? I not only turned you into a dragon, but also made you a dragon king, and you still want employee benefits?"

"I didn't want to do it in the first place! I can only stay in the Dragon Palace every day, and I'm about to suffocate to death!"

"Then you go out! There are so many big rivers, it's really not good, you can go ashore and see the scenery!"

"That's not going to work," Ao Zi shook his head, "I'm allergic to sea water." ”

"I ......" Shenjun was blocked by his words, so he could only point at him for a long time, and twitched his hand, "Where are you like a dragon! Isn't a sturgeon able to enter the sea?!"

"Oh, I'm perverted!"

What else can I do?

What else can I do!

Of course, I chose to forgive him!

In the end, instead of fishing Ao Zi out of the abyss of wanton depravity, Shenjun helped him get one step closer - the Dragon Ball was made by him for Ao Zi.

After all, because Ao Zi's allergies are too severe, touching a little seawater can make him rub off the scales of his hand, so he has to close the door, but it is a stuffy death.

So Shenjun thought about it and helped him directly transform the dragon ball that had never been used into a receiver, the kind that can receive information from the Ten Thousand Worlds, and it can also be upgraded, as long as Ao Zi thinks about it.

But Ao Zi is very lazy, and so far, it is still a low-level goods who have to pick a little bit of information to send a message.

“......”

Forget it, I still don't ask how he can be willful like this, after all, people can see themselves as the existence of the dragon king when they watch a show, and they still have to rely on this guy!

Fang Guiyuan thought so.

Ao Zi said to the other party: "Okay, you can take it yourself and see it, and find what you want to see." ”

"But you didn't tell me how to adjust the channel!"

"Oh, just think about it. Ao Zi shrunk and said.

I didn't say anything clearly, sometimes I learned to be a little verbose...... Fang Guiyuan thought secretly, he went to tinker for a while, and finally found a way to change the channel, but unfortunately he could only change them one by one, and he couldn't jump over directly.

"Hello everyone, this time I will introduce you to the pear beast. The pear beast is a kind of alien beast that likes to eat pears and has a voice close to 'separation', with a gentle temperament, a petite body, and a long one that is also very popular......"

Oh, it turns out that Channel 2 is about flora and fauna. Looking at the host inside who only had one mouth on his face and nothing else, Fang Guiyuan thought so.

"So now I'm going to introduce you to how to eat it, first of all, we have to shave the flesh of the pear beast in this way, and be careful not to hurt its bones......

......

Damn, I guessed wrong, and it turned out to be a food channel that specializes in introducing how to eat...... Change the channel!

Fang Dao Chang decisively tuned to Channel 3.

I don't know if these channels are all divided, the first few are tourism food and culture programs, when they are free, Fang Daochang is still interested in taking a look, but now that there is something, I have to put it aside.

It wasn't until Channel 12 that Fang Guiyuan was happy to find that more than one creature appeared in this show.

I don't know what they're talking about...... Fang Daochang stopped his hand to change the stage, a little curious.

There was a man and a woman here, and he consciously told Fang Guiyuan that if he took a look, he would definitely find something interesting.

So Fang Dao Changjiu obeyed his heart and prepared to take a look first.

The man first held hands with the woman and looked at each other with tears in his eyes for a while, and then put down the woman's hand with a painful look on his face and said, "No, we can't do this!"

The woman's face was full of grief, "Why? Why? We can't be together? I've been pursuing you for so many years!"

The man said resolutely: "Because I don't love you, you have been pestering me!"

"But you and I are one! a natural pair! If it weren't for ......"

"Don't say any more!" the man emotionally refused, "It's impossible for me to be with you!"

"Why!" the woman began to scratch her hair hysterically, and after scratching her suddenly itchy scalp, she also began to scratch her chest and thighs.

At this time, a line of golden words suddenly flashed on the screen-

"The acting here is a little exaggerated, and please pay attention to this fairy, your boobs have been scratched by you, please cherish the last one, if there is no more, you can only squeeze it out by yourself. ”