Chapter 122: July is Your Lies
"You...... You must think it's too spicy, don't you? I accidentally sprinkled a little chili powder made from dragon breath peppers into it, and even a monk can't carry it. Chen Xinyan scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "This dragon breath pepper is not easy to come by, as long as the monk does not close his sense of taste, he will also be spicy to tears." ”
He didn't want others to see her mood changes, so he could only casually tell a devil pepper's lie to help cover it up.
"Dragon's breath pepper is the hottest pepper in the world, far surpassing the famous Death Pepper and Devil Pepper in the chili industry. With a spiciness of 2.48 million SHU, 'Dragon's Breath' surpassed the hottest chili pepper 'Carolina Reaper' of its predecessor, which had a spiciness of 1.6 million SHU, and the pepper spray used by the US military with a spiciness of 2 million SHU. Chen Xinshen hurriedly searched for all the records of chili peppers in the Treasure Book of the God of Food in his mind, and explained, "When you eat this chili pepper, as soon as your mouth touches this chili pepper, the parts that come into contact with the 'dragon's breath', especially the parts with a high concentration of capsaicin, will begin to grow blisters one by one after the mouth is numb. If you are unfortunate enough to swallow it, you will also get blisters in your throat. But the strongest pepper on the surface, wouldn't it ruin a lifetime of fame if it stopped? A perverted spicy pepper like this, even a blister can't contain the hot feeling, and capsaicin will penetrate the blister, continuously stimulating the nerve endings under the receptors in the mouth, and the pain will last for at least 20 minutes. If you don't die, capsaicin continues to escalate in the mouth, and the immune system will mistakenly think that the body is under intense heat attack. In extreme cases, eating chili peppers can also lead to anaphylactic shock, severe burns and even death from a blocked trachea. Even for monks, although this pepper does us little harm, its spiciness is still real. ”
Ye Zhenzhen sniffled, and said in a dry voice: "Hmm...... Well, it's spicy. ”
Between the questions and answers, everyone was a little inexplicable when they saw Ye Zhenzhen's sudden tears, and wanted to ask one or two, but at this time, seeing that Chen Xinyan explained in such detail, they didn't think about it again. Seeing that everyone was fooled by himself, Chen Xinyan silently breathed a sigh of relief, and gave one hundred and eighty likes to his wit in his heart.
While everyone was talking happily at the dinner table, Chen Xinyan sneaked to the hall and picked up Li Suyi's big wine gourd, and returned to his room.
"Senior brother, senior brother, borrow a little wine?" Chen Xinyan patted the gourd body lightly.
"Don't make me sleep. A pocket-sized version of Li Suyi's head came out of the mouth of the big wine gourd, with sleepy eyes.
Chen Xinyan carefully recalled the expression of the fat ball monk before, learned from him to lean in with a shy face, and said flatteringly: "Isn't this that we are eating outside, how can we do without wine?" Besides, you have eaten so much, and you have eaten a lot of people alone, why don't you compensate for my junior brother?" ”
Li Suyi glanced at him and muttered, "The wine is for you, so what should I drink?"
"Hey, hey, hey, no more, just load me a few pounds. Chen Xinyan patted the big wine gourd and said with a smile, "Don't think I don't know, I'm afraid you have no less than a dozen tons of wine in this gourd, right?"
"Yo, okay, junior brother, expert. Li Suyi stretched a big lazy waist, and then leaned his elbows and good back against the mouth of the wine gourd behind him, and said lazily, "Tell me, how did you find it, if you say it well, I will give you the good wine that I have treasured for many years, and if you don't say it well, I will give you the wine residue." ”
"It's not easy. Senior brother, when I first mentioned your wine gourd, even the whole wine gourd was as light as a feather, which means similar to mustard seed Na Sumeru were used inside this wine gourd. Senior brother, you are a master of drinking, drinking, and drinking, and you must have collected all kinds of good wine inside, otherwise what if you run out of wine one day when you walk the world?"
Hearing this, Li Suyi nodded with satisfaction and said, "Yes, I especially like your words that I am a master of drinking, drinking, and drinking, although I know that I am a sycophant, but ...... Hey, you got the idea. My gourd is indeed not an ordinary gourd, my gourd is called the Immortal Cutting Gourd, in addition to the endless wine, there is also a flying knife about seven inches and five minutes long, which is obtained from my previous exploration of the cave left by the Lu Zhudao people in the sleepless realm in ancient times. ”
"Is it really the immortal gourd that can kill the immortal god by shouting 'please baby' in "Romance of the Gods"?" Chen Xinyan widened his eyes and looked at the big wine gourd on the side again, and said in amazement.
"That's right, it's just that it's slightly exaggerated in the Romance of the Gods. Li Suyi jumped out of the immortal gourd, opened the small void, took out a few ordinary wine gourds, and then pinched his fingers, and suddenly a wine turned into a long dragon and poured into those ordinary gourds in turn.
"Well, I've got you covered. This wine is called Du Kang, and it is made by Du Kang, the ancestor of wine who still survives in the sleepless realm. Drunkenness may not really forget worries, but this wine is different, you also know that sentence, how to solve worries, only Du Kang, this wine has no other skills, but the storage and drinking are happy, the mind is suddenly open, and it can resolve the depression in the heart. Li Suyi handed over the wine jugs with spiritual power.
Chen Xinyan was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Senior brother, you know everything?"
Li Suyi waved her hand impatiently and muttered, "Hey, I don't know your little thoughts? Go ahead, let's go, that girl is also pitiful." Hey, the senior brother and the second senior brother are really, fortunately, I didn't get involved at the time, otherwise I would be ashamed, and I wouldn't dare to eat today. ”
"You mean...... The senior brother and the second senior brother didn't come today because they didn't want to see ...... because they didn't want to see them."
Li Suyi hurriedly interrupted Chen Xinyan's words, and quickly shook his head and said, "Eh, don't say what I said, I didn't say anything, you thought it all by yourself." Go, go, don't wait. ”
"Okay. ”
Chen Xinyan answered, and then turned around and returned to the restaurant with a pile of wine gourds. In just a dozen steps, he thought a lot.
What does the meaning of friends mean to us as individuals? As if no one has ever lost a friend and cannot live again, friends are not a prerequisite for survival, but a sufficient and necessary condition for happiness. People are lonely by nature, but they subconsciously prefer to huddle together for warmth. In all fairness, concealment in the name of a white lie is not a kind of two-way cruelty to each other? The reason why a person is human is first of all to exist as an independent individual, so she should have the right to know.
He didn't want to dare to see Ye Zhenzhen one day because he was ashamed in his heart.