"Lady, you're using the wrong idiom, but that's not the point...... Who drew that portrait?"

"Xiao Leng drew it coldly. Chao Yanyan nodded, "Xiao Leng's painting skills are good, what he paints looks like, so as soon as I saw the portrait of the Emperor of the Underworld, I was determined not to marry him." ”

Hongyun raised his eyebrows, "Just because you think the Hades Emperor in the portrait looks ugly?"

"Part of the reason, with a face control like me, it was already very hard to endure his appearance. The most terrible thing is that he has a bad temper, peach blossoms and rotten, his character is extremely poor, and he loves to play big names, and he wants people to wear stars and moon eyebrows all day long to support him, otherwise he will not be happy to shake his face, who can stand it? Hmph!"

“...... Lady, you need to brush up on the usage of idioms. Hongyun didn't continue, but changed the subject, "It's not too early, isn't the lady going out to practice the mental method, so let's go to the ruins early?" ”

"Oh, yes, let's go. ”

......

The fact that the Great Si Ming was invited by the immortals of the Upper Palace to drink tea in the Immortal Mansion has recently spread in the Heavenly Court.

Da Si Ming is a serious person of eight hundred, with a strict temper, a rigid personality, and no smiles, and is regarded as the black-faced Bao Qingtian in the sky by a certain little flower demon surnamed Chao. However, the Shanggong Immortal Chunshen, as his name suggests, is an old driver full of spring and deep routines, who speaks and does things mellow and old-fashioned, which is basically in line with the common sense that squinting eyes are black belly.

Theoretically, Da Si Ming and Shanggong Immortals are not the same way, and they should not drink tea together. In fact, for millions of years, except for the courtesy drinking on the scene, the two people have indeed not drunk tea in private.

However, on this day, Shanggong met the rampaging Da Si Ming on the road, and on the grounds that there was good tea at home, he dragged people to his immortal mansion to drink tea.

According to common sense, under normal circumstances, A invites B to his home for tea, but only on the pretext of drinking tea, A and B exchange business or private affairs with each other.

However, the tea drinking of the upper palace and the great priest is just "real tea". The two of them sat facing each other, each holding the teacup in front of them, you drink yours, I drink mine, and they didn't even make eye contact, let alone talk about any topics.

After drinking this pot of tea, the palace asked those beautiful Xian'e under his command to serve a pot of good tea, and the two of them continued to drink.

In this way, after drinking green tea and drinking black tea, drinking black tea and drinking flower tea, drinking herbal tea after drinking flower tea, drinking white water after drinking herbal tea, it seems that he is going to drink until he is old, he solemnly put down the teacup, stood up, and said goodbye, "Thank you Xianjun for giving me tea, this company has important things to do, Xianjun Mo Liu." ”

"Wait......" Shanggong hurriedly stood up and grabbed him, "The great priest has something important to do, Chunshen shouldn't have stayed longer, but...... I really have a reluctant request, and I hope that the great priest's order will be fulfilled. ”

Da Si Ming's face was expressionless, and his tone was cold, "Immortal Monarch, please speak." ”

"You sit down first, sit down and talk slowly. Shanggong sat down, looked up and saw that the great priest was not sitting, he stood up again, clasped his hands, and brushed the thumb of his left hand on the back of his right hand, his face was sad, "Hey, here's the thing." You also know that the precious son of the Jade Emperor has always refused to go back to the Heavenly Palace to live, and he always does whatever he wants below, causing some small troubles like this...... The queen mother cherishes her children, and she is reluctant to beat and scold......"

"Immortal Monarch, please get to the point. ”

The biggest headache in the palace is to meet a person like Da Si Ming, who doesn't eat oil and salt, soft and hard, he smacked his lips, and his eyes were blurred with a smile, "You also know that the son of the Jade Emperor is a prodigal, he has been used to being wild outside since he was a child, and later abducted Yan Jun of the underworld, and the two of them are fighting around to cause small troubles, one is the son of the Jade Emperor, and the other is the nephew of the Emperor of the Underworld. ”

"If Xianjun wants to chat, he will be accompanied by solemnity another day. ”

Shanggong pressed the throbbing temple with one hand and stopped the big priest with the other, "These two boys opened the door of the eighteenth layer of hell this morning. ”

“......”

Shanggong saw that the great priest froze, sighed again, and continued, "Hell, the little minions on the upper layers are okay, but the ghost mother in the eighteenth layer is a little difficult, if you let her run out......"

The Great Si Ming naturally knew what was at stake, and he took his leave, "I'm going to ask to see the Jade Emperor." ”

"Lao Su, don't you always be so impatient!" Shanggong pulled the sleeve of the great priest and didn't let go, still looking at him with a smile, "I have been to the Jade Emperor, and the queen mother means that this matter should not be quiet, just deal with it secretly." ”

It's not that the big priest doesn't understand what the queen mother means, "Recently, the evil spirits have been disturbing, and I have to investigate this matter thoroughly, and the matter of hell will bother the immortal monarch of the palace." ”

Shanggong shook his head, "Although I have a good personal relationship with the Emperor of the Underworld, but logically speaking, it is the people of our immortal realm who abducted his Emperor of the Underworld and caused trouble on his territory, if you don't personally come forward to apologize and settle the matter, but ask me to be an idle little immortal to deal with it, it's too insincere, right?"

"What is the purpose of the Immortal Monarch?"

Finally to the point, Shanggong smiled, "Then let me make it clear, the matter of evil spirits is now just chasing after the wind and shadows, and the demon king personally went to check the seal of the northern border and the ruins, I don't think there will be any chaos for a while." If you go to the underworld to meet the Emperor of the Underworld, and solve the matter of hell with him, first, it will show that we are sincere, and second, we can take the opportunity to talk about borrowing Fu Xiqin. ”

Speaking of Fu Xiqin, Da Si Ming's expression changed, and he finally had the meaning of compromise, "It's okay, then bother Xianjun, I'll go to the underworld." ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Shanggong listened to him relieved, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, "The great priest must remember...... This trip is to end the matter and borrow the piano as the most important, do not be held responsible, this is the meaning of the Queen Mother. ”

"We understand, say goodbye, stay. ”

"You've worked hard all the way. ”

Shanggong watched the big priest walk out of the door, stretched out his hand and touched it, with a layer of sweat on his forehead. It's really a tiring thing to deal with the Great Commander, but this is something that the Emperor of the Underworld has ordered, if he doesn't do it, the Emperor will be unhappy, and there will be no good life left and right. In short, he was kind of out of the way, but fortunately he achieved the desired goal.

It's just that the palace can't figure it out, the Emperor of the Underworld is a person who never cares about a nosy matter, this time he actually went to check what evil spirits he had, and he was afraid that the little flower demon was the blood of the evil spirit, and the matter was discovered by the big secretary, and he would be held accountable for the little flower demon.

Isn't it...... The old man of the Immortal Emperor...... The old horse stumbled and fell in love with this little flower demon?

Kamiya thought about it for a while, and felt that this idea was too ridiculous. For so many years, Huan Feiyan is thin and has all kinds of women, why hasn't he introduced it to the Emperor of the Underworld? But who has he looked at?

That little flower demon, tsk...... Not really.

Shanggong shook his head, "I haven't been looking for Gou Chen to drink for a long time, and I have nothing to do, so I just went to sit with him." ”

After speaking, he went to bathe and change clothes, changed into a warm spring dress like a flower and a butterfly, shook a satin folding fan painted with flying flowers and falling rain, and walked out of the fairy mansion.

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