Chapter 25: Watching the Temple Fair

"Alas, this is also my own choice, and I can only bear everything by myself. Xu Zhong sighed and said, "Besides, I'm so bad now...... is also a god of the underworld, and he will never be the same as before...... "without an inch."

In fact, the situation is good enough now, if you continue to pretend to be disgusted, it will really be underwhelmed-

You must know that although his position as a city god is a small role in the underworld system, in this family where all the laws are gone, it is also a prominent party with real power in hand, and it is good to be a "soil emperor"!

Now if Xu Zhong shows a trace of disgust, then there will be a lot of guys who are staring at this position and staring at pink eye to pounce on him and replace him.

Fang Guiyuan had no intention of poking his sore feet, so he was annoyed by the continuous sound of firecrackers, and couldn't help but complain.

He took a sip of tea, and then counted the hours, "It's noon, and they're still setting off firecrackers...... "It's been hard work for that group of people from early in the morning to now."

"Alas," Xu Zhong shouted as if he suddenly realized something, "I forgot to talk to you with a real person, and the big show is coming later!"

That's the good thing that sustained him through these miserable days!

"What?" Fang Guiyuan wondered.

"Temple fair, temple fair, which temple fair will only set off firecrackers? Wait for a while, that will be really lively!" Xu Zhong said with a smile, and then he gave Fang Guiyuan a science about the rules of the city god temple fair in Linqing City.

It's similar to the temple fairs in other places, but other places are to set off firecrackers in the morning, and then open a market to worship the city god or other gods, and Linqing City is to keep firecrackers from morning to noon, and then open the market, lion dance to celebrate......

Of course, such a thing is not enough to make Xu Zhong look forward to it.

Rather, one of the major features of the City God Temple in Linqing City on weekdays will shine in this temple fair, that is, fortune telling!

That's right, it's fortune telling!

As a famous tourist city, as a famous tourist attraction, Linqing City God's Mansion is not only strongly supported by the local government and developed by the majority of tourists, but also associated with the "enterprise" has also come into being——

No matter when, no matter what, as long as it is morning, there will be diligent fortune tellers squatting or sitting on the road at the entrance of the City God Temple, lined up on both sides, along the steps and the road, the continuous posture, extraordinarily courageous!

Some of them wore sunglasses and said that they were "blind because of their private peeping into heaven", some had white hair and white beards, calling themselves "so-and-so half-immortals", and some of them sat there with a cold face and looked like they "didn't ask about the world......

What a spectacle!

And such a situation will be greatly amplified during the temple fair!

At the temple fair, whether it is old or young, or fat or thin, they will dress up and appear on the temple fair, the mysterious is more mysterious, the cold is colder, and the pretending is more forced......

Those are all talents~

"But...... Do you like to see these things?" Fang Guiyuan was a little surprised—he remembered that Xu Zhong was a good boy in the past!

"It's so noisy, you have to find something to divert your attention, don't you?" Xu Zhong sneered, "Besides, it's quite interesting for this group of people to deceive people." It's clear that there are many loopholes, but there are still people who believe it......"

"Alas...... Hearing you say that, I really want to watch. Fang Guiyuan was interested.

"Right away, right away!" Xu Zhong said.

Xu Chong didn't lie to Fang Guiyuan, saying that it was right away, and it was really coming right away.

After waiting for the group of people to hastily clean up the remnants of the firecrackers that had been released and pile them on the side of the road, a group of people who were focused on by Fang Guiyuan and the local city god went online.

Xu Chong pointed to Fang Guiyuan to a white-haired old man, and said: "This person's surname is Zhang, known as Zhang Banxian, it is not a problem to deceive men and women with a mouth, and he has been stationed at my door for almost ten years, although his words are false, but he makes a living, and he has not done anything harmful, and now he is a little ......famous."

Then he pointed to a middle-aged man with a bald head and sunglasses and said: "This person's surname is Li, known as Master Li, this flickering ability is still lacking compared to the previous one, but he is also a good hand." I once tried to fool a strong guy, but he didn't succeed, and he was chased by others for a long time, and he was stunned to let him run away, so he also had a nickname given by others, called 'Li Feijiao'......"

In the end, he deliberately pointed out the only woman among those people, "This woman's surname is Zhou, and she is known as Zhou Shenpo, she has some real skills compared to the previous two...... But that ability can also stand out in this group of people, I guess she is taking a wild path, turning over a few fortune-telling books, learning something by herself, and calculating hexagrams all depends on luck, but most of them also rely on this lip service......"

"These three are the most famous fortune tellers in my place!"

Speaking of the back, Xu Zhong also deliberately added, "Don't look at this as a woman, she is actually the head of my fortune-telling street in Chenghuang Mansion, and the rules are all set by her!"

"Huh, do you still have rules in this fortune-telling street?" Fang Guiyuan asked.

"Of course, if I let them come around, I, as the city god here, will have to take care of it!" Xu Zhong said.

"The rules set by the goddess this week are also simple, don't be too powerful when you deceive people, it's okay to be slaughtered when you encounter a wronged boss, if you meet someone who seems to have a bad family background, just be vague about what you say, be merciful to your subordinates, and don't collect money indiscriminately - you can't scrape any oil and water anyway!"

"Tsk, it's a person with a conscience. ”

"Hey," Xu Chongle flicked his sleeves and said, "Conscience, how can you just look at people? She wants to maintain a good 'market environment', so that their group of people will not be wiped out because they have gone too far!"

Fang Guiyuan pursed his lips, "So that's why you connived at them to come to your door under your name?"

"Whatever, I have too many things to do on my own, how can I manage everywhere?

Fang Guiyuan glanced at him and didn't speak.

While they were talking, the gentlemen's business was already open.

Fang Guiyuan and Xu Zhong sat in the main office of the Chenghuang Mansion, watching with interest how those people were full of lotus flowers, spitting like rain, and making people dizzy, and they could only call out "What is the master's explanation......

After that, people began to come in one after another to offer incense to Xu Chong.

Of course, they can't enter the real City God's Mansion in the underworld, and they can't see it, and the City God's Mansion they have built themselves is just a place to worship the City God's Mansion in their own city...... However, for convenience, these two places are generally overlapped.

"Look, real person, this is burning again!" Xu Zhong complained to Fang Guiyuan, "Every time I burn incense, the inside of my temple is foggy, and the smell of smoke is very strong, if it weren't for the fact that the world has changed now, I would have to warn those who manage the City God Temple in my dream!"

"Bear with me, you won't be able to smell it anyway......" Fang Guiyuan comforted him.

"But every day I am surrounded by smoke, my idol is going to be drunk!"

"Also, real people, listen to me, what kind of wishes are these people making?!" Xu Zhong pointed to the people below who bowed to the incense.

Fang Guiyuan: ???? let me listen?

As a city god who is often worshipped in a city, Xu Zhong can certainly hear the wishes made to him by others.

However, if it is not realized, it depends on whether Xu Zhong can do it.

For example, the wishes of the group of people who are making a wish now, Xu Zhong will not be able to fulfill none of them as a city god!

"Giving birth to children...... Ataka ...... Seeking marriage...... What the hell is this?!" Fang Guiyuan was surprised after hearing the voices of those people.

Can these things make a wish to the City God?

Even if you make a wish, you can't help make it come true!

People are yin gods! Who cares about ghosts! Why do you ask for a son, ask for marriage, and ask for anything?

It's funny enough!

Xu Chong looked helpless, "It's also nonsense, isn't it? I'm a city god, and I'm begged for a child to ask for marriage, even if it's okay, someone still begs me to give him a house in the town!"

"Don't come to me, I don't care about that!" he slammed the table angrily.

It's also a coincidence, there are really people who got pregnant and made a fortune after he got him, so that everyone came to worship him......

What's going on!

It was not easy for him to achieve the position of Chenghuang, and it was difficult to change jobs!