My name is Zhang Ming, 23 years old this year, graduated from a third-rate university and is an otaku and very indifferent (in fact, lazy). The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info lives a "rich" life by writing novels every day, eating beef in the morning and seafood (beef instant noodles and seafood instant noodles) in the afternoon, and the small life can be regarded as "happy".

"What are you going to eat today?" "It's hard to worry about whether to eat shrimp and fish noodles or beef noodles." Zhang Ming, who had difficulty choosing, looked at the instant noodles in front of him and struggled.

"I decided to eat your chicken and stew mushrooms" Zhang Ming, who made a difficult choice, took a deep breath, as if he had made some difficult choice. Thinking of boiling water again, Zhang Ming felt very troublesome! I thought to myself: Forget it if you don't eat it raw, you don't need to wash the dishes after eating. I like this idea in my heart. So I opened the instant noodles and said, "I'm rubbing, why don't you have a seasoning packet, what the hell?"

"There are no new anime updates today!" while boiling water, flipping through the recently updated anime in front of the computer, "Hey! This One Punch Man seems to be good." As he spoke, he clicked on the One Punch Man anime and watched it. One episode, two episodes、...... "Whew, I've finished watching twelve episodes, it's so exciting, Saitama is too strong, if only I had this kind of power!" Zhang Ming, who was wearing headphones, didn't hear that the water in the water boiler next to him, which had been used for five years, had been boiled dry, and it was squeaking with electric light. "It's so pretty, I'm looking at it again!" Zhang Ming's hand was about to take the mouse, and his wrist touched the wire of the water boiler next to him. "What is the situation?" Zhang Ming lost consciousness after only the thought flashed through his mind.

"At 12 noon today, the XX room of the XX community caused a fire due to electricity leakage, and after the rescue of the firefighters, there was no big loss, and only one person was killed: Zhang Mingnan, 23 years old, ......"

"Where is this, was I electrocuted?" Zhang Ming's consciousness gradually woke up. His not-so-sober mind made him subconsciously rub his head with his hands, and suddenly he was stupid. Obviously, he was conscious, but why didn't he feel his hands? After trying several times, he had to admit that he no longer had the hands that he used to do as he pleased. But the brutal truth gave him a blow to continue. Now that he can't get the instructions from his brain, Ye Tian doesn't feel anything that should be in his body, not even his eyes, and he can't see anything in the darkness in front of him......

"Am I becoming a ghost?" Floating around in the dark, Zhang Ming still felt very interesting, and felt bored after playing for a while. Looking at the darkness in front of him, Zhang Ming suddenly felt inexplicably irritable.

"Is there anybody? It's boring, can you have a chat?"

"Hello, is the bull head and horse face there, little white and little black, Lord Hades?"

"No, I'm going crazy, come and talk to me!" ......

Zhang Ming screamed and yelled in the dark! He felt like he was going crazy.

"What are you screaming, can you be quiet for a while?" suddenly a little girl's voice came from next to Zhang Ming's ear. When Zhang Ming heard this voice, he felt like a heavenly sound. "Who are you?" Zhang Ming hurriedly asked,

"I'm your sister!" The little girl said again.

"Where are you?" Zhang Ming asked again.

"I'm the lotus flower on your body, have you forgotten? Could it be that I've been cultivating for too long?" replied the little girl. "Is it the gold finger I only carry?" Zhang Ming looked left and right, "Where is it?, why didn't I see it?" Zhang Ming asked curiously.

"......, you idiot, I don't mean in your consciousness, but in your being. The little girl said angrily. "Where is my body?" asked Zhang Ming curiously.

"Get out, idiot, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I still have to cultivate and transform as soon as possible. ”

"Hey, you should tell me how to practice, right?" Zhang Ming hurriedly asked. The little girl didn't reply.

"Are you still there? Hey, you haven't told me your name yet?" Zhang Ming asked again, but the little girl still didn't reply. "Let's talk!I'm about to suffocate," Zhang Ming pleaded, finding that the little girl still didn't mean to speak, "It seems that I'm going to make a big move" Zhang Ming muttered to himself.

"The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most cheerful, the crooked river comes from the sky......" Zhang Ming sang unemotionally, the singing was not out of tune, but it was not in tune at all. Zhang Ming kept crying and howling like this. "Shut up!" Suddenly the little girl's voice came, "You finally ignore me......" Zhang Ming just spoke, "What do you want to do? Why don't you cultivate?" Aren't you idle?" The little girl roared angrily, "I don't know how to cultivate?" Zhang Ming replied aggrievedly, "How come? Cultivation is something that everyone is born with!" The little girl said in surprise, "I don't know? Zhang Ming thought secretly. It can't be because I'm giving up, right?"

"Forget it, I'll share my cultivation experience with you. The little girl said.

"Okay, thank you so much, you're such a nice guy. Zhang Ming said excitedly. Suddenly, Zhang Ming felt that something like water wanted to flow into his soul. "Don't resist. The little girl said solemnly. Zhang Ming immediately relaxed, and suddenly he felt a lot of information in his brain, all of which was how to use his body to absorb some gas to strengthen his body. "Okay, you can cultivate by yourself! I'm going to cultivate, don't bother me, or I'll make you look good!" "Okay, you go and cultivate, I can do it myself. Zhang Ming said happily.

Zhang Ming felt his own essence according to the method taught by the little girl. After a while, he felt like he wasn't in the same dark place. Instead, in a gray space, he felt that his body was a stone, and there was a lotus flower on the stone. There was nothing gray around. "Could it be that I am the Monkey King?" Zhang Ming suddenly thought. At first, I was quite happy, but I suddenly thought that the novels I had read before were all played badly: what made a big fuss in the heavenly palace was arranged by Buddhism; "Don't! The way to learn the scriptures is so far! Or stay in Huaguo Mountain and not go out?" Zhang Ming's brain circuit is different from others

"Yes, I won't go to Huaguo Mountain to apprentice, whoever likes to go will go. Forget it, cultivate first. ”