Chapter 16: Life Is Like That

"Is it a slap to stun Xiaobei, or a slap to smoke rhubarb into ashes?"

Seeing that Su Bei was about to wake up from his meditation, Su Qingxuan's heart flashed a lot of thoughts in an instant, she couldn't let Su Bei watch the rhubarb explode in front of his eyes, then Su Bei would hate her for the rest of her life. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

After only struggling for a blink of an eye, Su Qingxuan raised her hand and turned her head to look at Rhubarb, "Now that I have stunned Xiaobei, I still have to explain to him where Rhubarb went, it is better to directly beat Rhubarb into ashes in one step, and then tell Xiao Beida that Rhubarb is missing, if he wants to find it, let him find it, and he can't find it anyway...... Su Qingxuan, you are too smart. ”

It's not that she's ruthless, it's that she's sure that eating the rhubarb of the boiling blood pill will definitely die, and there is a way to choose the lesser of two evils, and she can only choose the solution that has the least impact on northern Jiangsu.

But her reaction was still a step slower.

"Whew......" Hearing Su Bei's long whistle, Rhubarb responded with a face-saving sound, and then jumped into Su Bei's arms happily and enthusiastically washed Su Bei's face with his tongue.

Su Qingxuan's hand was frozen in mid-air, and the rhubarb was in Su Bei's arms, how could she do it.

She looked at this person and a dog in a daze, and there was only one thought in her mind, "It's fun now......"

Feeling the rhubarb's tongue raging on his face, Su Bei squeezed its head skillfully without opening his eyes, "Don't make trouble, I haven't done it yet." ”

When Rhubarb heard this, he sat down very sensibly against Su Bei, a fluffy tail and a broom fluttered with dust, and the plush head kept rubbing on Su Bei's arm, as if urging Su Bei: "Hurry up, hurry up, this dog has been waiting for you for a long time." ”

"Huh......" Su Qingxuan suddenly came back to her senses and looked at Rhubarb in amazement.

Rhubarb looks like a dog? Didn't it eat the Boiling Blood Pill?

The Boiling Blood Pill melted in its mouth, and the moment the rhubarb took it away, it should have melted in its mouth, which was why she didn't even grab it after seeing the rhubarb take the Boiling Blood Pill, not only that, but the medicinal properties of the Boiling Blood Pill were also urgent and fierce, and once it dissolved, it would explode in a few breaths.

It stands to reason that even if Rhubarb is not yet ten mature, it should be like an ordinary person with a high fever with a cold and a weak body, and he is lying on the ground and howling, how can he still be so energetic?

Su Bei finally withdrew the aura in the meridians into the dantian, he opened his eyes and glanced at the grinning rhubarb, raised his hand and rubbed its big head and smiled: "Okay, okay, I know you're hungry, let's go find something to eat." ”

After a pause, he looked at Su Qingxuan, just in time to see Su Qingxuan's surprised expression staring at Rhubarb, "Sister, what's wrong?"

Su Qingxuan ignored him, opened her hand and spewed out a stream of blue light, grabbed Rhubarb and pulled him to herself, and then slapped Rhubarb around and bit her head and pressed it to the ground, "Stupid dog, don't move, sister will check your body." ”

When Su Bei saw this scene, he habitually scratched the back of his head and asked, "Sister, did Rhubarb provoke you again?" He still knows Rhubarb's character very well and doesn't recognize anyone except him.

"He just stole a pill from me, and I'm afraid it will hurt my stomach. Su Qingxuan explained casually without raising her head.

"Oh. Su Bei lowered his head, rubbed its head vigorously and scolded, "How many times have I told you, you can't take it if others don't give it to you, why can't you remember it?"

"Hmph. Rhubarb glanced at Su Bei, raised his paw and swept away Su Bei's hand with a snort, as if to say: "Take this master, you bite this master?" This cheek is also so thick that it is boundless.

Annoyed, Su Bei slapped it, and then said to Su Qingxuan, who looked suspicious: "Sister, don't worry about this product, as long as it is willing to eat, there will be absolutely no problems." ”

He still remembers that they used to be hungry and couldn't go up the mountain to find mushrooms, more than a dozen kinds of colorful mushrooms grew into a cluster, and rhubarb could pick out the only mushroom that could be eaten, so he was convinced of Rhubarb's ability to identify food, just like the night before, Rhubarb knocked over his ginseng soup, and he didn't even have to think about it to know that there was a problem with the ginseng soup and he couldn't drink it.

"Impossible!" Su Qingxuan naturally didn't believe it, ordinary beasts would definitely die if they ate the blood refining pill, this was the recognized truth of the Northern Hades Demon Clan after countless experiments...... Don't ask why the Northern Demon Clan would do such a bloody live experiment, as the remnants of the Great Wilderness Demon Clan, they are always thinking about reviving the supreme momentum of the Great Wilderness Demon Clan's domination of heaven and earth, and at the moment when the aura of Kyushu is getting thinner and thinner, there are fewer and fewer Demon Beasts even Kaizhi, not to mention those alien species with strong blood in the Great Wilderness, if they don't want to do everything to save themselves, they are afraid that they will not even be able to keep the territory of the Northern Underworld for thousands of years, how can they talk about reviving the supreme momentum of the Great Wilderness Demon Clan?

Su Qingxuan didn't believe it, she used Zhenyuan to look at Rhubarb's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys side by side, and came to the conclusion that this was a somewhat old but very healthy Kyushu wolf dog.

The medicinal properties of the Boiling Blood Pill were as if they had disappeared.

Su Qingxuan still didn't believe it, racking her brains to find the reason why the Boiling Blood Pill failed: "Could it be that the Boiling Blood Pill has expired?"

It's not impossible, the Boiling Blood Pill is for the demon beasts that have not yet transformed, in other words, it is the snack that Su Qingxuan brought on her body to coax the child, and I don't know how long it has been put away, if it is not stored properly, there is indeed a possibility that the medicinal properties will pass.

Thinking of this, Su Qingxuan took out a Boiling Blood Pill again and threw it into her mouth, just like eating jelly beans...... Well, as a real-self-level shape-shifting fox demon, her eating the Boiling Blood Pill is indeed no different from eating jelly beans.

The next moment when the Boiling Blood Pill was entered, two blush appeared on Su Qingxuan's snow-white face, and a trace of sweat appeared on her forehead, which was the medicinal properties of the Boiling Blood Pill's boiling blood.

"No problem!" Confirming that the medicinal properties of the Boiling Blood Pill were no problem, Su Qingxuan easily refined the medicinal properties with a slight operation of the true yuan in her body, and then once again threw her gaze to the big rhubarb hiding behind Su Bei, who poked out a big head and looked at her body.

was pressed to the ground by Su Qingxuan and insulted once, and this thing is also a little worried about this woman who is stronger than herself.

Su Bei didn't understand the situation, and looked at Su Qingxuan's appearance of swallowing and medicine, and was still a little confused, "Sister, what did you eat just now?

Looking at this strange man and dog, Su Qingxuan's heart collapsed again, and when she raised her head, she yelled at Su Bei fiercely: "Grandma eats arsenic, do you want to have some too?"

Su Bei immediately shook his head like a rattle.

"That's not going to be open!" Su Qingxuan swept away Su Bei with a slap, and a stream of blue light erupted from her palm again, rolling the rhubarb in front of her.

Rhubarb: "Woo Woo ......"

"Smack", Su Qingxuan slapped her arrogantly, "Don't be noisy!"

Rhubarb: "......"

Su Qingxuan didn't probe Zhenyuan into Rhubarb's body again this time, but looked at Rhubarb intently, and after looking at it for a while, she found that Rhubarb had not completely changed after eating the Boiling Blood Pill: the fur that had dried up before was now slippery and slippery like high-quality fur, and the slightly cloudy eyes were now as clear as a child's eyes, and the dark yellow nails on the paws became even more black and translucent...... In just a stick of incense, this product turned out to be a rejuvenated naughty boy, from an old dog to a prime-age dog!

Seeing the changes in Rhubarb, Su Qingxuan suddenly thought of the day Rhubarb came to Nine-Tails Mansion: that day Rhubarb arrived at Nine-Tails Mansion, he was so tired that he ran out of oil and dried up, and he was about to die, so he took action to treat it, but he didn't expect that it could forcibly extract his true yuan to restore his essence, and it was also in just a stick of incense, it changed from a half-dead dog with less air intake and more breath to a no-nonsense dog that could play with Subei!

Thinking that Rhubarb could still pass through Qi Tianzhenjun's ability to cross the Qingqiu Cave Heaven Great Array, Su Qingxuan deduced a conclusion that she couldn't even believe: "Could it be that Rhubarb can quickly refine the Boiling Blood Pill?"

Only this conclusion can explain why rhubarb not only did not fry the boiling blood pill, but also quickly rejuvenated and returned to the dog!

After thinking about it, Su Qingxuan took out an elixir again, broke open the big mouth of the rhubarb, and poured it down.

Su Bei watched his sister's fierce movements on the back of his head, and the longer he was in contact with this sister, the more he felt that he was blind to the dog's eyes at the beginning, so he would think that her old man was a weak hollow valley orchid...... Who has ever seen an aunt and grandmother who don't leave their mouths, and the old lady often has it, demolishing it for fun, and fighting as a exercise?

"If it's really a person who can't look good, the sea can't fight, the ancients don't deceive me!"

Su Qingxuan didn't know that her actions had once again refreshed her younger brother's three views, and she was seriously observing the changes in rhubarb.

What she poured into Rhubarb's mouth this time was naturally not a deadly pill like the Boiling Blood Pill, but a strong bone pill that was many times weaker than the medicinal power of the Boiling Blood Pill.

As the name suggests, the strong bone pill is used for the little demon beasts that have just opened their minds to strengthen their muscles and bones, and many demons do not use this pill as a cultivation pill, because the medicinal power of this pill is too weak, compared to ordinary ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, the medicinal power is not much stronger, although it also requires demon qi to refine, but even if it can't be refined, the weak medicinal properties can slowly penetrate into the bones of the whole body over time, so this pill can also be eaten by ordinary beasts, at most it will be a little equivalent to spring, The side effects of the medicine are suitable to test whether rhubarb can quickly refine the pill.

After waiting for a while, Su Qingxuan injected a stream of true yuan into the rhubarb's body and probed, and sure enough, the medicinal power of the Strong Bone Pill also disappeared.

"Is it really such an evil sect?" Su Qingxuan was furious, she had been pressing Rhubarb's head tightly just now and didn't feel any changes in Rhubarb's body, but the medicinal power of the Strong Bone Pill had indeed disappeared like this!

You must know that the difference between the cultivation pill and the mundane pill is that the cultivation pill contains aura, while the secular pill has no aura, since the strong bone pill is a serious cultivation pill, it means that this elixir contains aura, and Su Qingxuan, as a fake fox demon, is very sensitive to the changes in aura, but now she is holding the rhubarb with one hand, and she didn't even find out how the rhubarb turned the strong bone pill away.

This is simply a provocation to her fox demon identity!!

It's bearable, my aunt and grandmother can't bear it, Su Qingxuan is still on a rhubarb bar today!

She flipped her hand, took out an unknown pill again, and forcibly poured it into the rhubarb.

Rhubarb: "Woo Woo ......"

Su Qingxuan pinched Rhubarb's mouth casually, and said softly in an unusually breezy voice: "Quiet." ”

Su Bei covered his eyes, unable to bear to see this tragic scene.

After a while, Su Qingxuan, who still didn't feel anything, injected a true element into Rhubarb's body again, and then unsurprisingly found that the medicinal power of the pill was gone.

Su Qingxuan withdrew her true yuan, didn't say anything, and very calmly took out the third pill and handed it to Rhubarb's mouth, "Do you eat it yourself or do I feed it?"

Rhubarb, whose eyes were full of tears, turned his head and took a deep look at Su Bei, as if to say: "Su Bei, there is a villain who wants to kill me today, I shouldn't be able to live, you have to take good care of yourself by yourself in the future", after finishing it, he turned around and ate the pill in Su Qingxuan's hand with a resolute face, and bit Su Qingxuan hard to show revenge, Su Qingxuan didn't move at all, and didn't even frown his brows, but it was Rhubarb, grinning and loosening his mouth...... Teeth.

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In this way, Su Qingxuan on the rhubarb bar kept feeding the rhubarb pills, at first she was afraid of playing and fed them one by one, but later found that the rhubarb's stomach was like a bottomless pit, no matter how much she fed, she didn't even bubble a bubble, so she poured the bottles into the rhubarb's mouth one by one.

And the rhubarb, who has comprehended the essence of "life is like that, you can't resist but can only enjoy", is also very cooperative, the medicine comes to open the mouth, and the hand to expose the belly.

Until......