Chapter 25: Tricky Expert (2)
There is a peach blossom embroidered on the belly pocket, and under the flower is the back of a man, with long hair in the wind, a golden crown and jade belt, and a love poem written next to it: Fusu is in the mountain, the twilight bird returns to the forest, and the gentleman is happy, and he is treated with good news.
Chao Yan Yan snatched the belly pocket, threw it back into the cabinet, closed the cabinet door, and coughed dryly, "Don't get me wrong, that's not mine, this style of painting is not suitable for me." ”
"What is embroidered on your belly pocket, lady, I really want to see it!"
Chao Yanyan felt that every time he said such a numb word, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, he was simply an old driver, and she was a straight man with advanced cancer, and when she heard this kind of words, she felt that Ha Zi Kaxi, especially in front of other children, her face burned to the root of her ears.
She turned her head and said to Xiao Jiao with an innocent face, "Xiao Jiao, this is not an elf in a cabinet, don't listen to his nonsense, his name is Hongyun, and he is a disciple of Zixiao Palace." ”
"Red clouds?" Xiao Jiao blinked her big eyes, "What red clouds and green clouds?"
"Air?" Chao Yanyan turned her head to look at Hongyun, then turned her head to look at Xiaojiao, she pointed to Hongyun and asked Xiaojiao, "You can't see such a big living person?"
Xiao Jiao looked in the direction she was pointing, and then looked up at her, "I can't see anything, little aunt, what do you see?"
Chao Yanyan felt a chill in her back, she slowly turned her head and looked at Hongyun, he just looked at her with a smile and didn't say anything.
Chao Yanyan slowly turned her head again, she remembered a movie she had seen before, which told about a mathematician who had paranoia, and always felt that there was a roommate who lived with him, and the two of them still had a very good relationship.
Could it be that she was also under too much mental pressure after coming to the top, and she was lonely and lonely, so she fantasized about a character like Hongyun as a companion?
Seeing that her expression was not good, Xiao Jiao stepped forward and stretched out a soft little hand to hold her hand, "Little Auntie, what do you see? Why can't Xiao Jiao see it?"
Chao Yanyan almost cried, and never dared to look back at Hongyun, she took Xiaojiao's hand and walked out of the door, sending her to the door, she squatted down and held Xiaojiao's shoulders, "Xiaojiao, don't come to play with me in the future, I may be mentally ill." ”
Xiao Jiao held the pigtail in her hand, and her pink lips pursed, "What is mental illness? I have never heard of such a strange disease." However, little aunt, you do have bad qi in your body, but there is also a lot of very bright and clean qi, and you won't get sick. ”
"Thank you Xiaojiao, you go back first, when I get better, you can come back to play, okay?"
Xiaojiao nodded as if she didn't understand, "Then little aunt, you take care of your illness, I listen to you, and when you get better, I'll come back to play." ”
"Okay, then you can go back first. ”
Xiao Jiao responded, took out a string of sugar gourds from her arms, and handed them to Chao Yanyan, "Little Senior Aunt, this is the candy I brought from the human world, you can eat it, it's very sweet." ”
Chao Yanyan was very moved, and took the string of sugar gourds, "Thank you, Xiaojiao." ”
Xiaojiao smiled sweetly at her, stepped on a pink flying cloud, and flew away.
Chao Yanyan held a sugar gourd, pacing back and forth outside the door of the room, not daring to enter. After a few moments, she made up her mind before stepping into the room.
She lowered her head, did not dare to look around, and said in pieces, "It's all fake, it's all illusions, the gods and ghosts are scattered, the Bodhisattva is at ease, and when she walks in the deep Prajnaparamita, she sees that the five aggregates are empty, and she overcomes all suffering." Relics, the color is not different from the emptiness, the emptiness is not ......"
"Lady, what are you reading?"
This sentence was like a thorn, deeply pierced into Chao Yanyan's heart, she looked up, and saw Hongyun standing in front of her, holding a bone hairpin in her hand, "I'll bring it for the lady, okay?"
Chao Yanyan was stunned, to say that this is an illusion, it must be too real.
Hong Yunnuan smiled and inserted the bone hairpin into Chao Yanyan's bun, "It's the first time I've made this kind of thing, and I don't know if it's to your liking." The carving on it is a morning flower, the light in the wardrobe is dim, maybe the carving is not good, don't dislike it. ”
Zhao Yanyan took a step back, raised his hand and slapped Hongyun's ear scraper, "Hmph, you are just my illusion, you are a person who does not exist at all, disappear, disappear, let my reason completely smash you!"
Hongyun blinked, raised his hand, and shaved Yan Yan's ear scraper with a "snap", and then asked her seriously, "Lady, does it hurt?"
Chao Yanyan was in pain, stretched out his hand to cover his cheeks, pointed to Hongyun's nose with the other hand, and jumped to his feet, "You are insane!"
"Do you think, girl, if I'm an illusion, will it hurt to hit you?"
“...... Well, theoretically, it shouldn't hurt. Chao Yanyan felt that what he said made sense, she pointed to her face and said to Hongyun, "Why don't you come again, I'll feel it again." ”
"Good. Hongyun stretched out his hand, pinched her face, twisted and twisted, twisted so that Yanyan's face was deformed in pain, and then let go of his hand, "How is it?
Chao Yanyan covered his hot face and nodded thoughtfully, "It hurts." ”
"So lady, look, I'm real, and that girl named Xiaojiao just now was fooling you. ”
"Huh?" Zhao Yan winked at Yan Yan and looked at the string of sugar gourds that were still tightly clutched in his left hand, "No, Xiaojiao is so cute, how could she do such a vicious thing." ”
Hongyun spread his hands, "Lady, in my opinion, there must be something wrong with this sugar gourd, I don't believe you can eat one." ”
Chao Yan Yan took a suspicious bite off a sugar gourd, it was really his mother's sourness, so sour that she was about to lose her teeth, she hurriedly spit it out, "This, this, what is this, so sour!"
Hongyun took the string of sugar gourds, studied them, looked up and said to Chao Yanyan, "This is not a sugar gourd, it should be a fruit called Double Happiness, there is a layer of red sugar coating on the outside, the taste is extremely sour, and when you eat it, your whole body will be itchy and unbearable." ”
When it was too late, Chao Yanyan's hand had already begun to scratch the itch on his neck and wrist, "You know it's going to itch, why didn't you say it earlier, and ask me to taste one." ”
"I just recognized it, too. Hongyun had a harmless, slightly aggrieved expression.
Chao Yanyan couldn't care about reasoning with him anymore, her whole body really began to itch, the itch was not in the skin, but in the bones, like there were 10,000 little ants skewering in the bone marrow, itching so much that she wanted to faint headlong.
She jumped to her feet and said to Hongyun, "Oh my mother! I'm so uncomfortable, you can punch me and stun me, I can't stand it!"