Chapter 533: Watch Me Blow It for You
After Lu Guan understood the thoughts of the old man in front of him, he began to talk loudly, whatever he pretended to be, he almost blew the cow to death.
But what Lu Guan said, in the eyes of the people of the god realm, is not impossible to achieve, and what Lu Guan said, from mythology, TV, animation, and even games, as long as it is a picture that can be thought of, architectural style, etc., it is called a comprehensive.
Hearing this, the old man was a little salivating, but fortunately the old man was not interested in men, Lu Guan didn't have to worry about being chickened, otherwise it was estimated that the chrysanthemum would be lost.
Once the old man asked some questions, Lu Guan directly waved his pen, pretending to be like a professor, and after a few strokes, he waved a fairy breath, just like blowing up a balloon, and a building appeared in front of him.
Then Lu Guan went from the encyclopedia that didn't know what the cheating dad was, and found some clichés, and the old man who was fooling threw himself to the ground...
"Master... Can you wait a moment, I have some old friends who have not yet come, and can you let them listen to what you have said?" said the old man very excitedly.
"Ahem... Of course... Old gentleman, please..."Lu Guan smiled and raised his hand to signal.
The old man immediately left like his buttocks on fire, and Lu Guan also breathed a long sigh of relief, he didn't know what he said before, and he didn't know what the master of the god master understood.
However, for the craftsmen, it can be seen from the outside that they are very enthusiastic about architecture, just as some people are obsessed with beautiful women, some people are obsessed with games, and some people are obsessed with cars.
As long as you talk about what he is obsessed with, it is like the Yellow River overflowing, out of control, but the premise is that the person you are talking about is not very clear, and it must be very interested.
If you tell a person who is obsessed with games to see how to play, you will probably be spit on the face, because that is simply questioning the other person's IQ.
But if you talk about Warcraft, about kings, about alliances and the like, the other party can hear it in a fog, but you don't feel it, that's the realm.
What Lu Guan said before is almost like this, the key is that Lu Guan can make examples for the other party to see, although it is only illusory, but Lu Guan is very good.
Originally, he came to talk about business, but now it seems that Lu Guan is here to teach as a visiting professor, but this is very helpful to Lu Guan's affairs, and it is of great help.
He didn't want to pay money, and directly let the Divine Craftsman Mountain Technology invest in his Treasure Pavilion's industry, of course, this industry is just the construction of the Treasure Pavilion, the opening of branches or chain operations, and in case of expansion in the future, directly to the Holy City or other main cities, to have a ring and two rings, etc., all of which require the help of the Divine Craftsman Mountain.
However, although the people of Shenjiang Mountain are keen on this construction technology, they are not so bad that their brains are broken, and there must be great resistance to Lu Guan's technology as a shareholder.
But now Lu Guan uses what he knows to exchange with Shenjiang Mountain, and when the time comes, let them personally build the things he built, and then whatever style and technology will be owned by Shenjiang Mountain.
In addition, the profit of the Treasure Pavilion every year will be traded to the Treasure Pavilion with immortal jade, or elixir spirit treasures and the like...
Of course, these are things that can be negotiated, and now Lu Guan is trying his best to promote this matter, even if it is to negotiate a period payment, Lu Guan can be regarded as acceptable.
If the other party insists on not letting go, if he wants a ready-made fairy jade, then Lu Guan wants to build a chain operation, so he has to take it slowly step by step.
If you can't build it at one time, you can only start from the Holy City to Cuifan City, build a few hundred kilometers a year, and after a thousand years, you can almost reach Cuifan City.
Lu Guan's existing immortal jade here is definitely not enough to pay such a large expense at one time, otherwise Lu Guan will be too busy to deal with it, where will he have time to chat with the old people of Shenjiang Mountain.
Lu Guan didn't wait for long, and nearly a hundred old people came at once, and some of them were even carried over, and some of them supported each other, and they looked at Lu Guan one by one, making Lu Guan feel like a wolf waiting to be fed.
"This is Master Lu..."The old man who left before pointed at Lu Guan very excitedly.
But the eyes that were still hopeful before, and the next moment they became a little wrong...
"Hello old gentlemen... Under Lu Guan..."Lu Guan smiled and nodded, standing there neither humble nor arrogant, and the audience scrutinized.
"I heard that Master Lu has a lot of opinions on this divine craftsman's technique, I don't know if Master Lu can tell me a thing or two? Who are you learning from, and where you make a living, why have I never heard of it in Shenjiang Mountain..."An old man came out and questioned Lu Guan.
"The art of the craftsman... I do have some research below, but it's not who I learned, but I don't have a teacher, and I can't help it... I not only wash the skills of the craftsman, but also the alchemy, refining tools, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling... Yes... Wrong... This piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and song are all involved..."Lu Guan still said with a smile on his face.
The scene was suddenly embarrassing, a group of old people couldn't understand what piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and songs, but they could understand alchemy, refining tools, and the skills of divine craftsmen, and it felt like what Lu Guan said, which was a bit very realistic.
"Everyone... You don't have to look at me like this..."Lu Guan was also a little awkward, and said speechlessly touching his bald head.
However, the previous master hurriedly stepped forward and signaled what Lu Guanjiang said before, and told everyone again, so that everyone would definitely not have any doubts.
However, Lu Guan smiled and said, "Old man... What I have said before is only scratching the surface, and since the old gentleman has invited so many friends to come, how can I say what has been said before, and I have more subtle things to tell you gentlemen, and listen to what I have to say, but there is anything wrong. ”
What Lu Guan said before was just based on the drawings he had drawn, as well as some memories, the picture he depicted, and what he told in the next moment was a little different.
What is called being able to pretend, Lu Guan is definitely called being able to pretend, he dismantled the feng shui that was not clear at all into gossip, and then mixed it with the Book of Changes, which is similar to the Bible, just take the wooden fish, say a paragraph and knock it again.
At first, all the old people present were still a little confused, but the more Lu Guan spoke, the more energetic he became, and he was even about to catch up with the storytelling, and this time he was energetic.
Anyway, what he said, others can't understand it, but as long as the pit can be rounded, Lu Guan will fill it in a rigid way, and in the end, even the Tao Te Ching will come out.
"Is there any water?" Lu Guan said with a dry mouth, and when he was stunned below, these three words finally eased a little.
"Come on, give here the best fairy dew elixir!!!" I don't know who shouted, Lu Guan didn't do much, but the old people around him all gasped.