"When did the head disciple of the Southern Sect knitting sweater, Tian Xiaotao, become a tease sent by the monkey?"

It's no wonder that Wang Yukun is angry, anyone who hears this reason will think that the other party is deliberately ridiculing him.

It is true that he knows that Tian Xiaotao likes to knit sweaters, but you knit sweaters and weave a head disciple for me, what is the matter with running to retreat without going to school?

Nima, I've read too many martial arts novels!

Wang Yukun really feels tired.

Moreover, this is not the most outrageous, the class leader's complaint is not over: "Haozi, and that guy Shaoxia, I don't want to say that except for reporting, I haven't seen where others are." ”

"But I've also heard people say, this bastard guy, for a whole month, eating, drinking, Lazar, all in the Internet café, he wants to go against the sky, play games to have a degree, and if this continues, the whole person will be wasted, you are closer to me, since you are brothers, in this case, you can't ignore it, I don't recommend you to call, go directly to the Internet café, and pull this guy out after beating me up!"

Wang Yukun said bitterly that he was also heartbroken when there were such a bunch of unreliable classmates.

Especially Song Hao's dormitory, one by one, although the study tasks in college are not as tense as in high school, but they don't know life or death, is it really good?

No zuo no die, don't look at your arrogance now, when you can't get a certificate after graduation, you will cry, now it is difficult for college students to find a job, and your parents take money to study for you, not for you to die.

Don't think that when you're an adult, you won't appreciate the horrors of mixed doubles.

Therefore, although Wang Yukun's tone was a little heavier, he was really kind, and as the leader of the first class, he was very serious and responsible.

Hate iron does not become steel, and those stinky boys are too prodigal one by one.

Hanging up the phone, Song Hao was still confused.

Originally, he simply asked for a leave, but he was caught by the squad leader and complained, which almost made him doubt his life...... The most infuriating thing is that it was obviously those three boys who died, but in the end, they were replaced by themselves.

Damn it!

Song Hao was suddenly unhappy.

Honest people will also get angry, and the next time they see those three stinky guys, will they come with 10,000 cockroaches to make them have a dense phobia, or will they come to countless long-legged mosquitoes, and let them experience the horror of what is called mosquito coils and is useless?

In short, bad friends are used to rectify, and in the past year, they have gotten along well, so when Song Hao makes a move, he will definitely not show mercy to his subordinates.

But then again, what are those three guys doing at this time?

The fat man and Zhuang Lanxi did not mention it.

......

Speed Internet Cafe!

It was past seven o'clock in the morning, and Wang Yukun had already gotten up to review, but there was still a snoring in the Internet café.

Although gaming nerds can be crazy, people still have to sleep after all.

Five or six o'clock in the morning is generally the most sleepy time for people, even if you like to play games, you will inevitably squint for a while.

It was still early at the moment, and most of the students who had stayed up all night were sleeping on their desks.

There are huge Internet cafes, and only a few people are still surfing the Internet.

This includes Yu Shaoxia.

Note that this is not a nickname, but a real surname Yu, a young man.

People look a little obscene...... Well, you can't say that, after all, people can't take risks, especially looks, which are born and shouldn't be ridiculed.

But having said that, Yu Shaoxia does look a bit of a roe deer, and as for this name, as he gets older, his resentment keeps increasing.

I think that at the beginning, when I was in elementary school, I didn't feel it, and I even felt very imposing and catchy.

But after going to junior high school, I was ridiculed by my friends because of this incident, especially during that time, after TV was dominated by martial arts dramas.

I think back then, when I was studying, my classmates more or less had nicknames, but a poor person with the surname Yu didn't need it at all.

A "young man" resounded throughout the school.

Because his name is easy to remember, the teacher often pulls him up to do problems on the blackboard, and if he doesn't hand in his homework, he will always be noticed at the first time.

Well, don't talk about it, it's all tears if you talk too much.

Yu Shaoxia wanted to cry very much, and felt that his father who gave him this catchy name was a chicken thief.

Yu's father cried and fainted in the toilet.

When he came up with this name, he didn't think about it that much.

There is only one truth.

When Yu's father was a fanatic of martial arts novels.

All kinds of martial arts novels that can be found have been rotted by him, and it is too much to say that he has memorized them backwards, but he is indeed familiar with the various passages in martial arts novels.

This is no exaggeration.

When Yu's father was young, he even thought about running away from home and going to famous mountains and rivers to find his martial arts dream in the mountains and old forests.

dreamed of a white-bearded old man who could teach him peerless magical skills, and from then on he would be chivalrous and righteous, happy and revenge......

However, this dream was soon shattered.

Under the suppression of Grandpa Yu and Grandma Yu's various fancy men's singles, women's singles, and mixed doubles, they quickly disappeared and turned into a cloud of smoke.

Let Yu's father understand that no matter how high his martial arts are, he is afraid of kitchen knives...... Oh, no, you don't need a kitchen knife to beat your son, but there are all kinds of bamboo boards, wooden sticks, and there are clothes poles, slippers to draw, and fly swatters are actually quite useful.

Bang bang.

So he punched the master to death, and Yu's father's heroic dream was shattered.

Honestly married, had children, worked, and now is doing business, and the family conditions are not bad, not inferior to Zhuang Lanxi's family.

In the second year of marriage, there was Yu Xiaobao, looking at his son, Yu's father, who was a first-time father, was also full of emotion, so he waved his hand, our son, let's call Yu Shaoxia in the future!

His martial arts dream was buried by his parents, although he didn't want his son to grow up and jump off a cliff to find something to do.

But to take such a name is also a thought.

What's more, Shaoxia, Shaoxia, catchy, very good-sounding, this also indicates that the son will grow up to stand up to the sky and be a real man with heroic spirit.

The point is, don't be a sissy, Dad Yu's life, the most hated thing is the sissy.

However, nine times out of ten, Yu Shaoxia grew up soon.

You say this child, thick eyebrows and big eyes, these facial features are very similar to Yu's father when viewed separately, and he is also very generous, but why is it combined together, it has a feeling of roe deer's eyes!

Yu's father doesn't like how to look at it, so he rarely gives Yu Shaoxia pocket money.

Needless to say, the resentment in Yu Shaoxia's heart.

Looks like this, do you blame me?

It was easy to get to the university.

Yu Shaoxia is obsessed with games, but in fact, no one knows that Yu Shaoxia's love for games is just average, far from obsession.

What you see is actually an illusion.

What Yu Shaoxia really likes is actually online novels.