The sun rises and sets, the tide rises and falls, the years do not remember the year, the mayflies have died hundreds of millions of times, and the gods are just napping. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info3,000 years have passed. All immortals are more or less beneficial. The great gods such as Sanqing have already touched the threshold of the Da Luo Golden Immortal, and they can break through from the current Jin Immortal to the realm of the Da Luo Jin Immortal just by going back to retreat.

There is only one person who starts and finishes soy sauce, and that is our protagonist, Master Zhang Ming. Zhang Ming has been going crazy for the past 3,000 years, listening to sermons that he doesn't understand at all every day, no one talks to him, he has nothing to do except sleep every day, and he feels like he has slept all his life. For 3,000 years, I did only one thing, woke up to see if the sermon was over, and went back to sleep before it was over. The entire hall has been closed since the beginning of the sermon, and it is more uncomfortable than being in prison without novels, games, and anime, and Zhang Ming regrets coming to the wilderness.

In Zixiao Palace, on this day, Hongjun Daozu stopped preaching, and everyone woke up from their immersion. I only heard Hongjun say: "Pangu opened the world and created all things in the wilderness, I have to be left behind by Pangu, take charge of the creation of jade butterflies, conform to the way of heaven, achieve the fruit of the mixed yuan Dao, and establish Zixiao Palace to educate all sentient beings." Today's first sermon has been completed, and it will be preached again in 10,000 years. Everyone thanked them one after another: "Thank you, teacher, I wish the teacher a long life." Hongjun said expressionlessly: "Wait and retreat!"

"Teacher Xie's grace of preaching and teaching!" After everyone bowed to Hongjun in unison, they dispersed.

"What's the situation, why do you think they look at me strangely?" Zhang Ming stood at the door and greeted them, but Zhang Ming felt that they had to look at him with strange expressions.

"Senior sister, how strange are the way they look at me!" Zhang Ming asked Yaochi in confusion after the others left.

"Hmph!" Yao Chi didn't answer, and he left directly. "Inexplicable!" Zhang Ming followed behind Yaochi and walked to the main hall.

Zhang Ming and Yao Chilai both preached in the audience, "Teacher, everyone has left!" Zhang Ming said to Hongjun. "Well, do you have any plans for the end of this sermon?" Hongjun asked expressionlessly. "Teacher, I want you to do me a favor. Zhang Ming said unconsciously. "What's the busy?" Hongjun looked at Zhang Ming with cloudy eyes, and Yaochi also looked at Zhang Ming curiously. "I want to ask the teacher to help me practice something!" Zhang Ming said excitedly. "Oh, what's it?" Hongjun suddenly became a little interested. "Actually, it's not something difficult to refine. Zhang Ming talked about the game console and Hongjun in later generations. The more Zhang Ming spoke, the more excited he became, and Hongjun and Yaochi watched Zhang Ming spit all over the sky with some helplessness.

After Zhang Ming finished speaking, he looked at Hongjun with anticipation, Hongjun was stunned, he had not learned how to refine electronic components in physics, but he directly said that he would not lose the face of his first saint in the wilderness. Looking at Zhang Ming's expectant gaze, Hongjun said expressionlessly: "I still have to consolidate my cultivation, next time." After saying that, Hongjun disappeared. Zhang Ming stood in place with a confused expression, what does this mean, he has been a saint for thousands of years and still has to consolidate his cultivation, you are kidding me.

"Hmph, you still have time to care about this, you should think about how to save your reputation!" said Yaochi arrogantly.

"What reputation?" Zhang Ming said with a black question mark on his face

"What's more, you farted while the teacher was preaching, it is estimated that it won't be long before the flood spreads all over the wilderness" Yao Chi said with a gloating face. After Yaochi finished speaking, Zhang Ming finally knew why those great gods looked at him so strangely when they left. "Isn't it? More than 3,000 years later, you remember. Zhang Ming asked helplessly, more than 3,000 years have passed, and he has forgotten himself.

"For a long time? I think it's only been a while. Yao Chi said with a look of incomprehension.

"Ah.....h What should I do?Is there any good way for Sister Yaochi?" Zhang Ming asked as he looked at Yaochi with watery eyes.

"You should keep a low profile in the future, and after a few meetings, others will forget about it. Yao Chi reluctantly gave him an idea.

"Well, that's a good idea. Zhang Ming excitedly agreed.

"No, Nima, I'm going to become the Jade Emperor in the future, how can I keep a low profile. Zhang Ming suddenly remembered that he was the future Jade Emperor.

He could have imagined that others would say something like this in the future: "Dare to ask Daoyou?"

"My name is Haotian, and I am the new Jade Emperor of Daozu. ”

"Oh! you're the fart king who farted when Daozu was preaching!"

Suddenly Zhang Ming felt that his life was dark, Yaochi Mengmeng looked at Zhang Ming as if he had been played, he didn't know what the situation was, he was still excited just now, and he changed all of a sudden.

"Senior brother, are you alright?" asked Yaochi cautiously.

"It's okay! I want to be quiet!" Zhang Ming said with a look of lovelessness.

Yaochi was just about to speak, "Don't ask me who Jingjing is. Zhang Ming walked towards the main hall in a dejected manner.

It took a long time for Zhang Ming to come out of the shadow of the fart incident. Yaochi and Hongjun were cultivating every day, and he couldn't cultivate and didn't know what to do every day. Looking at Yaochi and Hongjun who were cultivating in front of him, Zhang Ming was very envious, and Zhang Ming thought that enhancing cultivation was secondary, and the most important thing was this way of consuming time.

"I decided, I wanted to be a chef. Zhang Ming suddenly stood up and said loudly.

Yaochi and Hongjun looked at this person who suddenly went crazy with bewildered expressions. "Teacher, I think it's a waste of time to be decadent like this, and I'm ready to be a useful person and become a great chef. Zhang Ming suddenly said full of vitality.

"Can you do it? Not to mention those spirit beasts under other mountains, can you beat them?" And Hongjun is just a pair: If I don't speak, I will quietly watch you pretend.

"Hmph! You look down on me, wait, I'm going to be a man of the grandcook. Zhang Ming said with a full heart.

Hongjun and Yaochi ignored Zhang Ming and entered the cultivation state again. "Hmph, when I make the dishes of the next generation, let you beg me to make them for you to eat. ZHANG MING THOUGHT OF YY. Just do it, Zhang Ming immediately set off to go down the mountain.

Zhang Ming didn't walk a few steps down the mountain when he saw a rabbit, and Zhang Ming was overjoyed when he saw this rabbit, "You can make a braised rabbit head." Thinking of this, Zhang Ming picked up a wooden stick and slowly approached the rabbit, "Demacia!" Zhang Ming hit the rabbit's head with a stick. The rabbit was stunned by the sudden attack, it had never seen anything like it in all its years of life. Zhang Ming saw that the rabbit had not fainted, so he hit the rabbit with a few more sticks.

The "roaring !!" rabbit suddenly became dozens of meters tall.

"I said this is a misunderstanding, do you believe it?" Zhang Ming threw away the stick, and then looked at the rabbit dozens of meters tall with cute eyes.

The rabbit didn't care about any misunderstanding, and stepped on Zhang Ming directly.

"Teacher, help!!" Zhang Ming flashed and quickly ran towards Zixiao Palace.