It is said that there is such a place, called Luzhou.

On this day, the largest restaurant in Luzhou was crowded with people eating melons, and they were surrounded by five young people and an old man.

Four of them sat in a quadrangle, and a table was placed in front of each of them, one of which was for the piano, one for the chessboard, and the other two for the paper.

"Gongsun Ce! Today, I am going to challenge you with the four masters of qin, chess, poetry and books! This time we invited Zhang Lao, the most notary in Luzhou, to judge, which one do you want to compare first?"

Next to the old man, Gongsun Ce smiled slightly: "Since this is the case, then you can go up together." ”

After that, he walked up to the young man who called himself "Shujie" and dipped his pen in ink: "What to write?"

Shujie said: "It's better than XX's "Homesickness"!" In the original work, this is Li Bai's "Silent Night Thoughts", which was naturally changed to a popular homesick poem in the Seven Peaks Domain.

"The easier it is, the better it is, you can. Gongsun Ce continued to look at "Qi Jie".

The latter asked, "Do you want a white or a black one?"

"I want to be black, you go down first. After that, he walked up to "Shijie" again and began to write "Homesickness".

Shijie didn't need props, he said directly: "I'll play four, if you can match it, you win." ”

"Okay. Gongsun Ce replied without raising his head.

"Shanglian: The green water is worry-free, and the face is wrinkled by the wind. ”

Gongsun Ce said casually: "Qingshan Yuan is not old, it is snow-white. ”

Seeing that he was so easy to match, Shijie's face changed slightly, and he immediately came out with a second couplet.

Gongsun Ce sometimes writes poems, and sometimes turns back to Qijie to point on the chessboard with ink sunspots. This can be regarded as quite confident, you know, Go can eat the opponent's son, but the ink can't be erased, which means that Gongsun Ce is absolutely sure that the opponent can't eat a son.

On the other side, Shujie is still writing hard, and Qinjie is playing the piano non-stop. Because it's a comic, I can only use close-ups of my hands and the expressions of others to present this song, and it's obvious that this song is very beautiful when I look at the reaction.

Gongsun Ce wrote poems and played chess in the middle of the piano, and at the same time had to couplet with Shijie. Shijie first said that the four links admit defeat, but later they are one after another, and there is no intention of admitting defeat at all.

Later, he even learned to use couplets to scold people through the intestines.

"You might as well wag a dog's tail everywhere. ”

"Sometimes the turtle's head can also be retracted. ”

However, Gongsun Ce can still easily fight back, and even if Shijie is unwilling again, he will have no choice.

This paragraph is actually the most difficult to draw, because many of these things are related to words, and when you get the armillary star to use another word, many couplets will not be established. Du Ziyuan removed those couplets such as "Watching the moon in the middle of the door, thinking about cultivating the field", and let Yun Ting think of new couplets by herself.

Originally, Yun Ting wanted to go to the scholars in the Pope's Palace, but later joined the Songzi team, and Songzi caught Tang Junhao and made up these couplets one by one. When it comes to poetry couplets, the second child is at the level of Tang Bohu.

After the comics came out, these couplets were once cited as classics by readers, and they were passed on by word of mouth, and even gave Yun Ting the name of "Princess Wen" to refute others that they were Lolita.

Shijie was the first to lose, and then, Qijie, who held Baizi first, was also slaughtered by Gongsun Ce and admitted defeat. lost two in a row, which attracted a round of applause from the surroundings.

At this time, Shujie's calligraphy had also been written.

The old man looked at it and said, "Good......! However, this is a homesick work, although the calligraphy is surging but delicate enough. ”

Then he walked up to the poem written by Gongsun Ce and looked at it, and immediately smiled: "Gongsun Ce won this game again." ”

Shujie was unconvinced: "His writing is messy, and the words are not like words, why did he win?"

The old man smiled and shook his head, only to see him pick up the piece of paper from Gongsun Ce, and then flip it over: "You can't understand it, it's because his calligraphy is written in reverse, you have to look at it from the back, now do you understand? Not only did he win you in terms of technique, but the novelty was also beyond your reach." ”

Shujie saw that it was normal calligraphy after the reversal, and the pen power was far superior to him, and he immediately discarded the brush in his hand in shame.

Finally, Qin Jie finished playing a song and said to Gongsun Ce: "It's your turn!"

Gongsun Ce just threw the pen away, and the brush pierced through the strings and made a piercing scream. Everyone around them covered their ears and wanted to stay away.

When the old man saw it, he said: "In this last game, Gongsun Ce won." ”

"He ruined my strings, how could he win!?" Qin Jie was not convinced.

The old man (forcibly) explained: "This song is "Shocking Dream", composed for the ancient immortal Gao Yuanli, a song with seven tones but full of seven strings, the wide range of sound makes people wake up from a dream, you can see the reactions of the people around you to know why it is called this name." ”

So far, the four heroes have all been defeated, and Gongsun Ce has won the applause of the house.

"it!, is this okay?" Huang Bin didn't expect this kind of music, "Next time my father takes my piano skills test, I'll use this song "Dream", how simple! Haha, I'm really a genius." ”

He then looked down, wondering when Bao Zheng would appear.

Just when Gongsun Ce became the focus of attention, he suddenly heard someone outside shouting: "Hey, come out and see, someone wants to judge the pig!"

"Judge the pig?" such a strange thing suddenly attracted everyone's attention. Where can they still care about applauding Gongsun Ce, and they all ran to the corridor to take a look.

I saw on the street, a young man with thick black coal nostrils smiled and said to everyone: "Don't laugh, watch me judge the pig." "Isn't it Bao Zheng, who is it?

After speaking, he squatted down and said to a pig on the ground: "The uncle who sold breakfast over there lost his money, and just now only you and your master passed by, and your master said that he didn't steal it, that is, you stole it, do you recruit it?"

"Oh, don't do it......, do you? Is it recruiting now? Uh-huh, I see......"

The young man leaned over to the pig's head and listened for a while, then stood up and said, "This pig said that it has stolen money only because of its hard life, and if you want to know where the stolen money is, please donate a penny to its family." ”

Naturally, no one will believe this kind of absurd words, but there is not much money, and the people around them don't care, and they cooperate with Bao Zheng. He also borrowed a bowl full of water to hold the money, and as a result, after the owner of the pig had put in a copper plate, he insisted that the thief was the owner of the pig.

Because the copper plate of the early stall was inevitably glued with oil, and only the pig owner's money was spent with oil in everyone's money, the pig owner had nothing to say and confessed.

After catching the prisoner, Bao Zheng withdrew from the crowd, and happened to look up and saw Gongsun Ce in the restaurant, so he smiled happily and waved to him. However, Gongsun Ce snorted very arrogantly, turned his head and left.