A group of Xiongnu envoys inside the city gate stood there on horseback, looking proud, unaware of their impending tragic fate.

A moment later, a group of soldiers appeared in groups of twos and twos, carrying more than a dozen huge clay pots, on the street not far away.

Before the people came, a pungent fishy smell was already wafting in the wind.

The fat man on horseback frowned, took another breath, and then looked at the black clay pots with some confusion: "What are these?"

Wu Ming didn't answer, and waved his hand at the soldiers: "Move to the front." ”

The soldiers carrying the clay pots responded, frowned, and moved the smelly clay pots to the Hun envoys and slapped them in a neat row on the ground.

After overnight fermentation, the flavor in the jar is noticeably stronger.

The fat man glanced down at the clay pot, and his face changed dramatically, and from the smell and color, he had already judged what was in the clay pot.

"What are you going to do when you bring so much urine up!"

Wu Ming laughed: "I'm afraid you won't drink enough." ”

"Come down for me!"

Wu Ming reached out and grabbed the messenger's leg and pulled him off his horse with a forceful pull, then threw the messenger in a circle in the air and planted it headfirst into a clay pot in front of him.

The messenger was caught off guard by being planted in a clay pot, and his entire head was soaked in urine, and he wanted to exclaim, but he poured a big mouthful, which was so sour and so refreshing that he was almost choked to death. The messenger kicked his hands and feet for a while, trying to come out, but Wu Ming grabbed his leg and put him firmly upside down.

Wu Ming pinched the messenger's feet and looked relaxed: "You can only come out after drinking, don't waste it." ”

At this time, the Hun soldiers in the rear reacted, and immediately drew their swords and dismounted one by one, wanting to fight Wu Ming for their lives.

Wu Ming waved his hand, and Hanguang Chengying came out, flying back and forth a few times in this group of people, accompanied by several screams, this group of Hun soldiers fell to the ground one after another, rolling back and forth.

Wu Ming's subordinates still showed mercy, but they only injured these people's arms or legs, making them incapacitated.

More than a dozen Hun soldiers couldn't stop wailing on the ground, and Wu Ming waved his hand at the Han army on the side.

"Don't be stunned, quickly serve the guests to drink urine, you don't know how to treat at all!"

The surrounding Han soldiers were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter, rushing forward one by one, carrying one by one, and planting these Hun soldiers in clay pots in a moment.

Two Han soldiers were slow, and when they came with the Huns, the clay pots were already full and there was no place.

The two of them carried the Hun soldiers and looked at Wu Ming: "Childe, this ......"

Wu Ming frowned: "How can you entertain guests like this, it will simply damage the majesty of my Han Dynasty, you go and prepare some hot food for this guest." ”

The two soldiers sighed, with a look of sudden realization on their faces, and carried the Hun soldier to the corner of the wall on the side, and called a few people over, untied their waists and brought a spot irrigation.

Wu Ming looked down, the urine in the clay pot had dropped a lot, and the fat man was struggling weaker and weaker, and he might really be soaked in urine after a while.

As soon as Wu Ming raised his hand and took the fat man out of the clay pot, the fat man rolled his eyes with seven tricks of urine, and his previous arrogance was gone.

"It looks like the guests are almost drunk, let's send them off. ”

Wu Ming threw the fat man forward with his hand, and the fat man's body crossed an arc in the air, and fell outside the city gate with a bang.

The surrounding Han army also followed suit, throwing these Hun soldiers out of the city gate one after another, and then drove out their horses.

Wu Ming thought for a while, then walked out of the city gate, came to the fat man's side, and squatted down.

The fat man was vomiting heavily, and when he looked up and saw Wu Ming, he was suddenly so frightened that he almost cried.

"Don't be afraid. ”

Wu Ming stretched out his hand and wanted to pat the other party's shoulder, thought about it, and took his hand back.

"Go back and tell your lord that he wants to marry the princess, and let him bring the bride price himself. ”

"Got it...... Got it......"

The fat man stumbled to his feet, beckoned to a group of dizzy soldiers who were drenched in urine around him, and helped each other to get on their horses and leave the same way.

Wu Ming got up and nodded, yesterday's depression was swept away, happy!

Then he looked at the Han army in the rear: "Okay, the Xiongnu envoy has returned, you continue to concentrate on standing guard, and I will report to the princess." ”

Wu Ming left the city gate and rushed back to the Shuaifu in the center of the city, and Princess Chaoyun was standing in the courtyard waiting for him to return.

Seeing Wu Ming, Princess Chaoyun greeted her: "What did the Hun envoy say?"

Wu Ming scratched his head: "They didn't say anything, they left in a hurry." ”

"Didn't say anything?"

Princess Chaoyun had a puzzled look on her face: "Why did you lie to General Lin to come to me, I obviously didn't summon him." ”

Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders, and said in his heart If you don't deceive General Lin away, how can I entertain those envoys to drink urine.

At this moment, Meng'er hurried in from outside the courtyard, and when she saw Wu Ming, she burst out laughing.

Then she walked quickly to Princess Chaoyun and whispered a few words in her ear.

Princess Chaoyun's face suddenly changed: "Wu Ming, you are too nonsense!"

Wu Ming glared at Meng'er, and then said casually: "As soon as these people enter the city, they will be arrogant and want this and that, and I will just teach them a little lesson." ”

"You made them drink urine, and said it was a little lesson!"

Princess Chaoyun frowned: "They are coming on behalf of the Xiongnu royal court, if you tease them like this, the Xiongnu side will definitely not be able to give up." ”

"Then let's fight~"

Wu Ming said casually, and then approached Princess Chaoyun: "Do you think that we haven't sent an envoy yet, how did they get the news of your arrival in Fengcheng?"

Princess Chaoyun was slightly stunned when she heard Wu Ming's words, and was silent.

Meng'er couldn't help but ask, "How did they know?"

Wu Ming snorted: "If my guess is correct, those two assassins were sent by the Huns the night before yesterday, so if you want to say rudeness, it is also their rudeness." “

"What's more, they almost killed Liyue, and today they are still making nonsense at the city gate, and if they are not taught a lesson, the soldiers will not be able to swallow this breath. ”

Princess Chaoyun frowned slightly, and looked at Wu Ming: "There are only a thousand elite horsemen in Fengcheng, if the Huns really send a large army, how should we deal with it?"

Wu Ming waved his hand: "This is something that General Lin and I are worried about, you don't have to worry." ”

Meng'er spoke on the side: "Childe, don't you want Her Royal Highness the princess to go down and kiss, so you deliberately drove away the Hun envoy?"

When Princess Chaoyun heard Meng'er's words, her face suddenly changed slightly, and she turned her head to look at Wu Ming, with a little expectation in her eyes.

Wu Ming did not hesitate: "Yes, I have always disagreed with her to kiss, but unfortunately she is a wooden head, and it is useless for me to say anything." ”

"You!"

Princess Chaoyun's face turned red, and she stomped her feet and turned to leave.

Wu Ming pursed his lips and turned his head to look at Meng'er: "Did I say something wrong?"

Meng'er grinned and kept silent.