Chapter Forty-Eight: Rather Teach Me to Bear the World
"Cao Mengde, this is actually Boss Cao. Huang Xiaoqiang sighed in his heart, but he still despised it in his heart, and said in his heart, "Although you are Cao Mengde, you are too different from the image in the novel and TV series, and the waste is serious.www.biquge.info ”
"Cao Mengde, aren't you already dead, why did you become a snake demon again?" the boss asked. "And why do you choose such a sinister place as a grave? ”
Cao Mengde looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's all my fault for my unfilial son Pi'er." Back then, I Cao Mou fought all my life, and I made tens of millions of enemies, and I did touch too much gold (tomb robbery) in front of me, so I ordered to mention that there were seventy-two suspicious graves near Yecheng, and my Pi'er did so.
But he changed my will without permission and built such a luxurious tomb for me. If it's just this, that's it, but he also mistakenly believed in the warlocks of the rivers and lakes, so that such an emperor's tomb became a ghost king's tomb, and finally buried my Cao family. Although the revival of the Han Dynasty in the end was indeed the fulfillment of my long-cherished wish, my enthusiasm to serve the Han Dynasty was completely wasted due to Pi'er's great rebellion, which also made my Cao thief name more and more widespread. ”
Speaking of this, Cao Mengde's eyes shed tears, and then he said to himself, "The world is so big, how can I have a confidant Cao Mengde?"
Listening to Cao Mengde's affectionate words, the second child couldn't help but nodded, "This is the way the world is, becoming a king and defeating a villain." If it is really the Wei State that finally conquered the world, I think it is Emperor Zhaolie who has become a thief. ”
Then Cao Mengde continued, "Now I am naturally not a ghost king, I am just a wandering ghost, a wandering ghost whose soul is attached to a strange snake that has accidentally broken into the grave. Today is the night of the full moon, and I can take on a human form, but only with a snake body and a human head. On weekdays, I can only keep crawling on the ground. ”
Huang Xiaoqiang asked, "Then Prime Minister Cao, why do you want to control the forty-three female ghosts in Xujiazhuang to work for you." ”
Cao Mengde said helplessly, "I didn't expect that they were also the ones who misunderstood me Cao Mengde." ”
Huang Xiaoqiang then asked, "What do you mean by this?"
Cao Mengde replied, "My child, whom you have slain, is hungry while he is alive, and he will naturally go to hunt for food, and if there is ready-made food in the river, he will naturally take it back and share it with me, and the bones will naturally remain in the grave." Isn't it beautiful that they have become female ghosts, and they don't have to go into reincarnation, and they don't have to suffer from wars, epidemics, and other diseases in the world. Our kindness didn't know that it made them full of hatred, alas. Well, you have come at the right time, and you will come with me to the inner sanctum to take their bones out of the tomb and find a feng shui treasure to bury them properly. ”
Everyone listened to Cao Mengde's meaning, and the yellow snake that was killed was actually his child. The third child asked curiously, "Cao Mengde, what do you say about this yellow snake, don't you blame us?"
Cao Mengde smiled heartily, "Everything in the world, life and death have a destiny. I've long wanted to enter reincarnation, to try what it's like to be human, and you killed it to help it, so how can I blame you. Besides, I blame you, but I can't beat you. Then Cao Mengde sniffed at the three tomb robbers, and smiled again, "It seems that the seventy-two doubtful graves I have set up are not enough, and you are still here." ”
Cao Mengde naturally referred to the fact that he knew the professional tomb robber identities of the three of them. "Well, the bones are in the inner sanctum, and the gold and silver treasures you want are in the inner sanctum, so come with me later. But I've fulfilled your request, and I'm asking you to grant me a request. ”
Huang Xiaoqiang replied lightly, "Please speak." ”
Cao Mengde respectfully requested, "Although I, Cao, am a demon now, I still have no bad deeds on the whole, so please take all the items and tell the world outside that there are no more items in this ghost king's tomb." Because I don't want to be bothered anymore, I don't want to hurt people anymore. ”
Huang Xiaoqiang replied, "This is nature. ”
Everyone didn't expect things to develop so easily, a strange snake with an extremely terrifying appearance was actually such an amiable person, and everyone couldn't help but sigh that Cao Mengde was indeed a male lord when he was alive, and he was broad-minded. The five of them didn't feel any sense of oppression, and the entire secret room was relaxed.
After a while, the third child said with some excitement, "King Cao Wei, hurry up and show us the way." ”
Cao Mengde's smile suddenly stopped, he burped heavily, and then stretched back, "Lead the way, what way?"
Faced with Cao Mengde's sudden change, everyone was puzzled for a while. The third child asked, "Take us to the inner sanctum to get the bones and treasures?"
Cao Mengde suddenly smiled again, but this smile did not have any sense of kindness and goodwill, it was full of ridicule and contempt. "Mortals, don't you know that my Cao Mengde has the worst memory?"
The third child was a little angry, "You regret it, you just lied to us." ”
The second child was also a little angry, "Third, we have indeed been deceived. He's wasting time with us, as if waiting for an opportunity. ”
Huang Xiaoqiang pressed his sword and said lightly, "He is waiting to completely digest the yellow snake and enhance his skills before fighting us." Why did we forget that Cao Mengde loved to deceive people back then, he deceived anyone, and anything could be used as a bargaining chip to deceive people. During the Battle of Guandu, he used Emperor Xian as a bargaining chip to deceive Yuan Shao and buy time for sending troops to deploy the formation, which would be a repeat of his old tricks. Alas, seeing that he is willing to eat his own children, we should not believe his nonsense. ”
Huang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but curse himself, "You stupid, how can you trust others so easily." You have to learn more from Cao Mengde, you can only think more if you are suspicious by nature, you can see the flaws after thinking a few more times, how can such a situation occur when you see the flaws? Alas!"
Cao Mengde laughed a few times and laughed very happily, "Little doll, you are very smart, you know a lot of things, no wonder you can hurt me during the day, but it is useless to be smart at this time." If I were you, how could I talk to Cao Mengdefei for so long. You're going to die anyway, so I'll tell you the truth. ”
It turned out that Cao Mengde actually had a more secret will after his will. The first order was made for the courtiers to see, and seventy-two tombs were built. The real testament is for the confidants, which is to bury Cao Mengde in the tomb of the ghost king.
Because Cao Mengde thought that if he was buried in the emperor's tomb, he would indeed be able to change his luck and bless the prosperity of the Wei Kingdom for hundreds of years in later generations. But he didn't enjoy the fruits of prosperity, because he was already dead by then, and he didn't know how long he had been reincarnated. So Cao Mengde decisively changed the emperor's tomb into the ghost king's tomb before his death, and sacrificed his descendants after his death to achieve himself. As long as he cultivates for four hundred years, when Party A's Yin Yang Tribulation arrives, he Cao Mengde will be able to become a subordinate of the demon god Chi You, immortal and immortal, and eternal and eternal.
Cao Mengde said at the end, smiling proudly, "I'd rather teach me to bear the world, and stop teaching the world to bear me." What are my sons and grandsons, after I become an immortal ghost king, do I still worry about this?"
Huang Xiaoqiang was really angry, and said in his heart, "How can there be such a selfish person in the world, in vain I used to worship you so much, bah, bah." Suddenly, Huang Xiaoqiang held back his anger and asked with a smile, "Boss Cao, Cao Weiwu, Cao Ghost King." What are you talking about this Yin and Yang Tribulation of Party A, did you hear it blindly?"
Cao Mengde snorted and smiled, and said in his heart, "I haven't completely digested it yet, and it will be more beneficial for me to say a few more words and spend more time, anyway, they are already five dead people, so why not say a few more words to them?" and then briefly said the content of Party A's Yin Yang Tribulation.
Huang Xiaoqiang was shocked, the content was exactly the same as what the second child said in the evening. After that, Cao Mengde continued, "I know all this in the legendary Book of Heaven. Later, Zhuge Liang stole my book of heaven, and even changed the name to "Wolong Book of Heaven", which is shameless. Zhuge Pifu doesn't have the help of my Heavenly Book, can he help Shu defeat my Wei State?"
Huang Xiaoqiang was even more frightened, and said in his heart, "Oh my God, all this is actually true." This world is really in a cycle, and the end of the world is really coming. However, there is always a glimmer of life in everything, the ending of the movie "2012" is good, and this world will definitely be defeated by Chiyou in the end. Well, that's right, don't panic. ”
Cao Mengde burped again, "Okay, stupid mortals, I've digested it, and you can die." ”