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Chapter 339: Two Nosebleed Men

Hearing that this red thing is a tiger treasure, Ye Xiaochuan said angrily: "Your words fully expose your shallow flaws, there is a pig treasure is right, there is a cow treasure is not wrong, but your boss I have never heard of a tiger treasure, besides, this thing is round and smooth, the more you look at it, the more it looks like a super-large goose egg." ”

Jiese disagreed, and said: "This is bigger than a baby's head, how can it be a goose egg!"

Ye Xiaochuan said: "That's why I said it was super large! By the way, I heard that there is a bird that runs on the ground in the wilderness, and its neck is long, called an ostrich, and its eggs are very large!"

"There are no ostriches in Middle-earth, and it is impossible for this tiger to go to the wilderness tens of thousands of miles away to steal an ostrich egg and run back, show me." ”

Jiese took the thing from Ye Xiaochuan's hand, stretched out his tongue and licked it, and then smashed it a few times on a very smooth pebble that was washed by the river next to him, very hard, the thing was smashed with a bang, but there was no reaction at all, like a stone.

Jiese shrugged his shoulders and said: "Boss, this is not an egg at all, nor is it a tiger treasure, this is a pebble, I don't know why it was eaten into the stomach of the tiger, the stone is too big, and it is not digested, and it can't be pulled out, so it has been left in the tiger's belly." ”

Ye Xiaochuan nodded suspiciously, this analysis of the color of the ring is really good, he took the red thing that was discarded by the color of the ring at will, and smashed it on the stone next to him a few times, Zhen's hands were numb, there was no abnormal reaction at all, it was really a stubborn stone!

However, this kind of red pebbles like flames are rare, Ye Xiaochuan felt that he might be able to find a big man to sell a few taels of silver, and he originally planned to throw it into the river, but after thinking about it, he casually threw it into the Qiankun bag on his waist.

Phoenix, the largest inn in Sihailou.

Yun Qiyou, who was dressed in white, was more comfortable, when Ye Xiaochuan and Jiese were peeling tiger skins and cooking tiger whips in the wild, she had already ordered a few delicate and delicious vegetarian dishes, a bowl of pearl rice, chewed slowly, and ate with relish.

As soon as the meal was finished, a luxurious room was opened, and money was so capricious.

As soon as he was led to the door of the guest room on the second floor by the shopkeeper with the number plate of the No. 1 room of Tianzi, he heard a familiar voice from downstairs before he entered.

"This inn is good, stay here tonight!

"Why me again?"

"Because you have money, you have a thick pile of silver tickets, who will spend your money on it?"

Yun Qiyou frowned, turned around and looked down, only to see a plump woman dressed in blue and a beautiful appearance, and a thin woman in men's clothes coming in.

It turned out to be Baili Kite and Yang Ling'er.

A few days ago, as soon as he arrived at Tianquan Mountain, Ning Xiangruo received a summons from Yun Qiyou, saying that he had found Ye Xiaochuan, but Ye Xiaochuan was a little injured, so he walked west while recuperating from his injuries.

Naturally, this news also reached the ears of Baili Kite and Yang Ling'er.

When he came down from Cangyun Mountain, he followed the orders of the drunken Taoist and the Liubo Fairy, and asked Baili Kite and Ye Xiaochuan to go down the mountain to experience together.

It's just that Yang Ling'er still walked with Baili Kite, which made Baili Kite very angry.

In the abandoned Yizhuang, Yang Ling'er's true identity was discovered, and she was the holy daughter of the Ethereal Pavilion and the Jade Fu Fairy, one of the six fairies.

At that time, it was said that Yang Linger left the small team.

A while ago, Ye Xiaochuan's life and death were uncertain, and they searched together for more than ten days, which is reasonable.

However, now that Ye Xiaochuan has been found, Yang Linger is still shamelessly following herself to find Ye Xiaochuan, which is unbearable.

I didn't drive Yang Ling'er away after a few times, Baili Kite simply didn't rush away, aren't you rich, Aunt Ben will spend your money along the way!

After a few days of hurrying, I finally came to the Phoenix Ancient City tonight, and when it was dark, Baili Kite inquired about the most expensive and luxurious inn in the Phoenix Ancient City, so he came to the Sihai Tower with Yang Ling'er.

Coincidentally, Yun Qiyou also stayed here today, and he also ran into a positive one.

Yun Qiyou, who was on the second floor, didn't watch Baili Kite and Yang Ling'er walk into the inn together, his brows furrowed, and he turned around and followed the shopkeeper into the inn's Tianzi No. 1 room.

She didn't know these two people well, so it was better not to see each other.

Baili Kite and Yang Ling'er didn't notice Yun Qiyou, who walked into the guest room on the second floor, and the two of them were led to a table by the shopkeeper to sit down, and then Baili Kite began to order, picking the expensive ones, anyway, someone had a treat, it didn't matter.

Yang Linger doesn't care, she is a loser girl with no concept of money, and she can eat any hundred miles of kites.

Outside the city, Phoenix Mountain, in the mountain nest.

In the end, there is still a problem, a big problem.

A huge and friendless deep mountain aged tiger whip, plus some bits and pieces of the tiger's body, after boiling for an hour, was cleaned by Ye Xiaochuan and Jiese, and there was not even a drop of soup left in the pot.

This is not to say how delicious the tiger whip and tiger meat are, on the contrary, the tiger meat is not delicious, it is all bones, there is no chew, and the meat is very old, more rigid than beef tendons.

As for the tiger whip, not to mention, it is the part where the tiger pees.

Tigers, like dogs, have to pee hundreds of times a day in their territory in order to show off their territory, not to mention how fishy it is.

The reason why a large pot is eaten cleanly is because Ye Xiaochuan and Jiese, they have long heard that the tiger whip is a rare treasure, which nourishes the kidney and strengthens the yang, and the effect is remarkable.

After seeing the size of the tiger whip, both guys were very dissatisfied with their little brother, and hoped that through this tiger whip supplement, their size would be raised to a higher level.

So, the two of them buried their heads in eating the tiger whip.

is related to the dignity of men, and the two of them still have to twist a little.

Before eating, he said, "Boss, I heard that the tiger whip aphrodisiac is very powerful, I am a monk, I don't need it, I will give it all to you." ”

Ye Xiaochuan immediately shook his head, and said confidently: "There's no need for that, your boss and I are still very satisfied with my existing size, to describe it in a poem, that is, it will be the top of the mountain, and you can see the mountains at a glance." When I was in Cangyun, I stood on the top of the mountain with more than a dozen brothers to pee, and I could urinate three hundred zhang in the wind, and I shot through the reincarnation peak with the wind, and won the title of the bird king for seven consecutive years. ”

The quit took it seriously, and said, "Then thank you boss!"

picked up the tiger whip and was about to eat it, but was kicked aside by Ye Xiaochuan.

So in the scramble between the two people, it didn't take long for everything in the pot to be cleaned.

Now there is a problem, two young men with strong blood are cleaning up their nosebleeds by the river, the stamina of the tiger whip is too great, and they are scared for less than an hour just after eating, and the two of them feel that the effect is remarkable at the same time.

It's just that there is nowhere to vent their anger, so they all have nosebleeds.