"The king told me to patrol the mountains—"

On the bare hill, there was a sudden burst of melodious singing, and a group of birds were startled in the distance. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info After a while, a thin figure turned out on the back of the mountain.

I saw him, six feet tall, dressed in felt fur clothes, and at first glance he looked like a human form. It's just that the short and small yellow tail behind his ass exposes his identity as a "monster"! He carries a command flag on his shoulder, and he spreads it in the wind, and the two big characters "drill wind" on it are particularly conspicuous!

This little demon, with a copper bell hanging from his waist, rhythmically knocking on the bang in his hand, is shaking his head and singing the song he has just learned.

The yellow badger was still confused at the moment.

He is an ordinary demon under the command of the "Snake Queen", one of the demon kings of the twenty-six caves of Kongqingshan. Mana is low, hard-working, patrolling the mountains during the day every day, and going home at night to take care of a nest of younger brothers and sisters at home, and living a stable life.

But a few days ago, a hellish stone from nowhere fell from the sky and enthusiastically visited the yellow badger's brain, leaving behind a big bag! The yellow badger simply fainted all day, foaming at the mouth, and when he woke up, the whole person was not well. His brain was swollen, as if someone had forced something into it, and all kinds of strange words kept popping up from his head, making him roll his eyes.

What kind of ball is "Earth"? TV Chicken, Kentucky Chicken, Song Zhong Chicken, Flying Chicken?...... What the hell are these?! Brother Badger felt that his brain must have been smashed.

"If Brother Badger I know, who is plotting against me......" The yellow badger rolled his eyes again and muttered viciously.

Fluttering!

Suddenly, a colorful pheasant rose into the air, and the yellow badger's eyes lit up, and he thrust the flag behind his back and pounced on it with a whoosh.

It's also a demon ...... Although the Tao is lowly, it is much stronger than an ordinary pheasant. The yellow badger fluttered indecently, pouted his buttocks, and accurately pressed the pheasant to the ground, and now dinner was over.

Skillfully plucked feathers, lit fires...... He put the pheasant on the pole of the flag, and roasted it on the fire.

The pheasant is tender and fat, roasted and oily, and the aroma is overflowing. The yellow badger looked around, but mysteriously took out a packet of crystal white powder from his arms, sprinkled a layer on the surface of the chicken, and wiped it evenly.

The fragrance is stronger.

The yellow badger's eyes narrowed with a smile, and he shook his head and hummed a little song as he did the final baking.

"The sun winks at me ~ The birds sing to me ~ I'm a hard-working, not clingy leprechaun...... The king asked me to come to patrol the mountains, catch a monk to make dinner, the water of this mountain stream, incomparably sweet, do not envy the mandarin ducks and do not envy the immortals......"

It is worth mentioning that this song with a distinct rhythm and cheerful tune, like those strange words, also appeared in his mind inexplicably. As a mountain patrol demon in the Drill Wind Camp, the yellow badger likes this song very much!

"Bold little demon!" suddenly an angry shout sounded behind him, and the badger brother was so frightened that he almost threw the roasted pheasant out.

"Who scared your grandfather badger!"

Turning his head sharply, he saw a tall young man with scales on his forehead standing behind him, his hands on his waist, glaring at the yellow badger, and shouting angrily:

"What's your name!

How could you not know! The yellow badger shrunk his neck and looked at the tall young man's forehead, the iconic black-purple scales, which were almost the same as the great snake queen. This is our "prince" of Snake King Mountain! The yellow badger was full of cows in his heart, but he hurriedly said: "You are the eldest young master! The eldest young master is angry, and the little one is called the yellow badger, and he is an ordinary demon soldier in the Drill Wind Battalion!"

"Hmph, little demon soldier, it's so bold that he dares to roast a pheasant with the flagpole of the Drill Wind Camp......! Huh?" As he spoke, the eldest young master's nose suddenly shrugged, "Hey, why is your roast pheasant so strange, this smell, this smell......"

"It's so fragrant!" The anger on the eldest young master's face dissipated, and he looked at the pheasant in the yellow badger's hand in surprise.

The yellow badger was slightly proud, he didn't know how delicious the roast chicken he made was...... Since discovering this thing called "salt" a few days ago, and knowing its usage from memory, the yellow badger has been deeply attracted to it. Grilled meat and evenly spread a layer of salt, the taste is heavenly!

The first time I ate it, the yellow badger almost swallowed its own paws!

There is a human village not far from the foot of the Snake King Mountain, and many demon clans will attack the humans who go into the mountains to hunt, and naturally they have also harvested a lot of human things. Like this bag of salt, which was found in the camp of the Drill Wind Camp, it was thrown around as useless things!

"Taste it, young master. The yellow badger hurriedly tore off one of the fattest pheasant legs and handed it over.

The eldest young master took a bite, first stunned, then took a deep breath, his eyes lit up, but his mouth chewed frantically.

"Goo-dong!"

Swallowed in one bite, followed by another bite, and another bite, and in a matter of seconds, the whole chicken leg was eaten.

"It's so delicious! I've never thought that pheasants could be so delicious!" The eldest young master's anger didn't know where to fly for a long time, laughed, unceremoniously snatched the whole roast chicken, and just wore it on the flagpole of the Drill Wind Camp, and ate it bite by bite. The yellow badger was crying beside him.

Probably, it seems, like, who just said that roasting chicken with a flagpole is disrespectful?

Gollum...... This is the badger's belly barking. He hasn't eaten a bite.

"Hmm...... Your chicken is well roasted, and the song you just sang is good. The eldest young master ate for a while, and seemed to think that this was not very good, thought about it, took out a wine gourd from his arms, raised his head and drank most of it, and then handed the gourd to the yellow badger, "The rest of the wine in it will be given to you as compensation for eating your pheasant." ”

"Huh?" the yellow badger took it, his eyes widened suddenly, "The fruit wine that Monkey King Mountain paid tribute to?"

"Hmm. The eldest young master replied nonchalantly. As the only son of the Serpent Queen, he still can't look at this thing.

Oh my God!

The yellow badger roared wildly in his heart! The eldest young master can not care, but he can't not care! Fruit wine! The fruit wine brewed by Monkey King Mountain is not an ordinary wild fruit, but a spirit fruit! A spirit fruit that contains the aura of heaven and earth!

On the first day of every month, the Diamond Wind Camp would distribute some fruit wine mixed with water, and as an ordinary Yellow Badger soldier, he could only receive a pitiful small bowl, but he would never miss it. This is a wine that contains the aura of heaven and earth, drinking it yourself can increase Taoism, and drinking it for the little cubs at home can prompt them to turn into human form as soon as possible!

To evolve from an ordinary animal to a demon, it has to go through three stages: opening spiritual intelligence, accumulating spiritual energy, and transforming into a human form.

Brother Badger doesn't care about his own ways, but he cares about the litter of cubs at home -- those skinny and distressing younger brothers and sisters! If you can't become human, you are doomed to be bullied and discriminated against...... What is the reason why the badger brothers patrol the mountains every day, get up early and be greedy for darkness? It's not so that they can grow up quickly and stop being bullied!

The yellow badger shook his hand and shook the gourd, and there was at least half a bowl of wine left in it, which was wine that had not been mixed with water!

This gourd wine can save the cubs at least half a year's time. And it will make them grow stronger and less sick.

"Thank you, eldest young master! In the future, even if the eldest young master has something to order, no matter what he wants the yellow badger to do, there is no problem!" The yellow badger bowed deeply, he thanked him from the bottom of his heart, who knew that the eldest young master ate with relish, and his face was intoxicated, as if he hadn't heard.

The yellow badger rolled his eyes, and understood that his little reward was nothing to the "No. 1 Young Man of Snake King Mountain" in front of him, but Brother Badger had his own way.

"Ahem. The eldest young master thinks this roast chicken is delicious?" the yellow badger cleared his throat and said mysteriously, "Actually, this is nothing, the small one will make another delicacy, but it is ten times more delicious than this roast chicken!"

"Ten times more delicious?" This sentence can be said to hit the point, and the eldest young master turned his head suddenly.

"It's definitely ten times more delicious!I don't know if the eldest young master knows something called 'noodles'?" the yellow badger smiled mysteriously, "Just tear the pheasant into even pieces, marinate it, wrap it in a layer of 'noodles' on the outside, and then put it in a frying pan for a while...... The taste, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the crispy dough with the salty and tender chicken, wow, ......"

"I can't do it, I can't do it!" The eldest young master didn't know how to do it, and his saliva couldn't hold back, and the handsome guy turned into a peach-eyed foodie in a second, "This delicacy, you make it for me! Now!

"Well, not now. The yellow badger spread his hands, "Noodles are something that only humans have, and I only found a little bit in the camp, and I have long since run out." However, I also discovered the seeds of noodles, and according to human experience, if you plant them in the ground, you can grow them. Eldest young master, wait for a while, wait for me to plant ......"

"Nonsense!" The eldest young master was furious, "How can you wait for such a delicious thing! Isn't it something that only humans have, I'll go get it for you...... As long as the delicious food you make is as delicious as you say, I ...... I'll promote you to be a little drill wind! Then ask your mother to teach you a basic demon technique!"

Bang!

This big pie almost knocked the yellow badger unconscious, and he trembled for a long time and didn't come back to his senses.

Tiny Tiny ...... Little Drill Wind!

That's the squad leader of the Drill Wind Battalion!

And basic hexism!

"That thing is called 'noodles', right? I'll get it now! When the time comes, you must make something delicious for me to eat!" The eldest young master is also a resolute and resolute person, but before leaving, he still thought about it, turned around and asked: "By the way, what is the name of the fried delicacy you are talking about? If there is one in the human world, I will grab it directly, and I don't bother to come to you again." ”

"What's it called?" The yellow badger was also stunned, his eyes rolled twice, revealing a wicked smile, and said, "The kind of delicacy I said is called ......"

"Paw sucking original chicken. ”

......

Sunset over the West Mountains.

On the way home, the yellow badger clutched the baby wine gourd tightly, and his heart was still in a trance.

Precious fruit wine, the leader of the Drill Wind Battalion, basic hexical ...... These are all things that I once looked up to, and they actually fell on my head in one day.

It seems that after being hit in the head by a stone, his life began to change in some kind of magic.

The long-awaited happy life seemed to be right in front of him, within reach, and Brother Badger couldn't help but grin. He seemed to see the little cubs eat and drink one by one, grow up and transform into human form...... It was as if I saw the hateful fat tanuki who bullied him all day long bowing his head and begging for mercy...... It's as if I saw the charming neighbor fox demon widow twisting her ass and throwing winks at herself......

"Hey, what are you thinking, lowly badger demon!"

A malicious voice sounded, and a fat claw slammed into the yellow badger's shoulder, interrupting his fantasies.