Chapter 128: Bamboo Pole Searching for a Wife
Suddenly questioned by Fang Nuan, Wu Ming was a little flustered for a while: "I...... I'm here for my sister!"
"Wu Ying?"
Fang Nuan repeated, and then nodded: "They do live in this building. But even so, the boys shouldn't be let in after dark, how can the janitor not follow the rules!"
"Teacher Fang, I called my brother over. Wu Ying ran over from the direction of the dormitory and explained to Fang Nuan from afar.
Fang Nuan looked at Wu Ying, still with a serious face: "There have been people making trouble in this building in the past few days, you called your brother over, what if someone misunderstands him!"
Wu Ying pursed her lips: "Teacher Fang, I was wrong, I'll take my brother back to the dormitory." ”
"No way!"
Fang Nuan was not sympathetic at all: "According to the regulations, outsiders are no longer allowed to enter the dormitory area at this time, so I will take your brother out so that others will not talk about it." ”
"But ......"
Wu Ying's face changed slightly, and she wanted to repeat the trick she used to deal with the janitor, but when she saw Wu Ming beside Fang Nuan, as well as the four patrol members who came from behind, she had no choice but to give up in the end.
"The guy who did the bad thing was hiding on the rooftop, and I found him and had escaped from the building. Fang Nuan comforted Wu Ying a few more words: "You go back and rest in peace, there will be someone on duty on every floor tonight, don't worry." ”
Wu Ming couldn't help but admire on the side, this teacher Fang Nuan was really strict and considerate.
"Okay Xiaoying, Teacher Fang and I are out, you have a good rest. Wu Ming explained to Wu Ying, and then went downstairs with Fang Nuan, leaving Wu Ying, who was depressed, in place.
Wu Ying stood there and pouted for a long time, and finally stomped her foot fiercely: "I hate Teacher Fang! I worked hard to get all my roommates out, and she made them all yellow!"
"Don't worry, there are still many opportunities in the future......"
The white fox with nine tails squatted on the staircase steps on the side, slowly and leisurely speaking.
Wu Ying's face suddenly flashed a trace of gloom: "Am I wrong to treat my brother like this?"
"In the primeval period, the human emperor Fuxi and Nuwa Niangniang used bonfire divination to become a couple, and only then was the birth of the human race. The white fox wagged its tail, and there were girls passing by, but they all seemed to ignore it.
"The two of them are brother and sister, and they are the first ancestors of mankind, so there is nothing wrong with your feelings. ”
Wu Ying lowered her head and picked up the white fox in her arms, slowly rubbed it with one hand, and a smile appeared on her face: "You are still the best for me." ”
(The Fuxi Nuwa siblings reproduced human beings was an earlier version, and later Confucianism supported more mud play for the sake of human ethics.) It's similar to telling a child that you're charging the phone bill. )
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Wu Ming walked out of the dormitory building with Fang Nuan, and Fang Nuan took him to the side of the road and asked, "Wu Ming, I heard that you have resigned?"
Wu Ming was stunned for a moment: "How do you know?"
Fang Nuan snorted: "A few days ago, your manager Hu Kui called me and said that your matter had been talked about for more than an hour. ”
Wu Ming was speechless for a while, this Hu Kui was really embarrassed for him in order to brush his sense of existence in front of beautiful women!
"I did quit my job, mainly because I wanted to change my lifestyle. ”
"It's good for young people to have ideals. Fang Nuan nodded, "What are your plans for the future now?"
"For the time being...... Haven't figured it out yet. Wu Ming shook his head, he couldn't tell Fang Nuan that he was going to travel around the mythical world!
Fang Nuan frowned slightly: "It seems that you are really a bit impulsive." Your sister's grades are good enough to apply for a scholarship from the school, and I will try to help as much as I can. ”
"Thank you so much!" Wu Ming thanked from the bottom of his heart.
Fang Nuan looked up and looked around: "You should go back early, there are still a few patrols nearby looking for that prisoner, and it's not good to be misunderstood by them." ”
Wu Ming nodded, and then said, "You should go home early, Xiaomeng is home alone, she must miss you very much." ”
Fang Nuan smiled: "Xiaomeng, she ...... I've mentioned you a few times, so next time I have the opportunity to come to the house to play with her. ”
"Definitely, then I'll go first, goodbye!"
Wu Ming waved his hand, turned around and walked along the road towards the school gate.
After walking a distance, Wu Ming turned sideways and looked back with his peripheral vision, Fang Nuan had already turned around and walked in the other direction, so Wu Ming limped and got into the campus park on the side.
There were many shadows in the park, and there was no figure to be seen, Wu Ming looked left and right as he walked, and after a while, he walked in front of a tree.
Wu Ming coughed and said, "Come out!"
A moment later, a thin shadow came out from behind a large tree, which was a bamboo pole.
Wu Ming rushed up and kicked at the bamboo pole: "Your brain is broken! It's not enough to play with dolls at home, and you still come to school to be a lewd man!"
The bamboo pole dodged with a bitter face: "No, I'm not here to do bad things, I'm here to find my wife......"
"Find a wife!
Wu Ming stretched out his hand and slapped the back of the bamboo pole on the head: "Looking for a wife, you go to the marriage agency! You think you are a minority of nationalities, and you come to the girls' dormitory, do you plan to play marriage robbery!"
The bamboo pole was slapped and grinned: "You listen to me!"
Wu Ming stopped and looked at the bamboo pole, waiting for him to say what was going on.
The bamboo pole took a few breaths, and then spoke: "Didn't I tell you last time that I bought a doll?
Wu Ming glanced at the bamboo pole, reached out and touched his head: "Have you not taken medicine recently?"
The bamboo pole reached out and pulled Wu Ming's hand away: "It's really alive......! Had one of the happiest nights of my life!"
"But the next morning, for some reason, she suddenly knocked me unconscious with a lamp, and then ran away from the house. I've been looking for her in the neighborhood these days, and yesterday I found her in what seemed to be in this building. ”
The single apartment where the bamboo pole lives is just outside the school wall of Southwest Associated University, which is really close to this dormitory.
Wu Ming sighed, "So, it was your inflatable doll that lived, stunned you with a desk lamp, and then ran to the university dormitory?"
Bamboo pole looked excited: "Yes, yes, yes!
"I know what the hell you are!"
Wu Ming stretched out his leg and kicked the bamboo pole one by one: "You give me to go home immediately, sleep and go to work the next day, look at what you look like now, a complete lewd man!"
The bamboo pole still twisted and pinched and refused to go, and was dragged out of the grove by Wu Ming with his collar, Wu Ming stood on the side of the road and asked the bamboo pole a few more words, but found that he had not gone to work this week, and his life was irregular.
"Think about it with your brain, how can an inflatable doll come back to life!" Wu Ming knocked on the door of the bamboo pole and taught him a serious lesson.
"Am I really wrong?"
Zhugan looked confused: "Is it the real Li Ying disguised as a doll and came to the house to spend a day with me? This is the new reality show of the TV station?"
Wu Ming was speechless, if this is a reality show, the scale is too big!
To put it mildly, Wu Ming finally persuaded the lost bamboo pole to go back, Wu Ming himself felt physically and mentally exhausted, and he hadn't seen him for a week, how did this kid become like this!
"The inflatable doll can come back to life, I believe in your ghost!"
Wu Ming shook his head and walked towards the school gate on the other side, he was really exhausted after climbing on the snowy mountain last night with the twilight rain on his back.
After walking a few steps, Wu Ming's face suddenly changed slightly, he looked sideways at the grove on the side, it seemed that someone was calling himself?
Wu Ming...... Wu Ming ......"
Someone was really shouting, but the voice was sharp and a little hoarse, and Wu Ming was not familiar with it.
Wu Ming walked to the edge of the park woods with a puzzled face, and looked inside: "Who is it?"
"It's me!"
As a hoarse voice sounded, a long-haired woman floated out from behind the tree, her face pale, her feet off the ground, and a layer of white veil, which seemed to have no weight.
Wu Ming's mother almost sat on the ground with a sound, there are really ghosts in the school!