Chapter 107: Selling Tiger Bones
Lu Yan and Li Yun were silent for a long time, Lu Yan slowly closed his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and said, "The shopkeeper at the door is finally gone." β
Li Yun also said helplessly: "Helpless, I pretend to be like a master who sighs about life, if I wasn't afraid that the plan would be exposed, I would have pulled him over and beaten him up, what a shameless guy." β
Lu Yan said: "That's no way, okay, let's go now." β
Li Yun was surprised: "Didn't you say that we should leave in an hour? It's not fun near the Hall of the Dead Heart, so I'll stay here for a while." β
Lu Yan took a sip and said: "You can get out, you're not serious, how big is the Hall of the Dead Heart, we still have to study the retreat plan after surveying the terrain, do you think we're going to play." β
Li Yundao: "By the way, we still have to get a carriage, do we still have enough money now?"
Lu Yan said: "Really, forget about money, look at how much silver you still have." β
Li Yun rummaged through his pockets and said, "I still have fifteen taels of silver here, and some broken silver." β
Lu Yan said: "I only have fourteen taels left, and I haven't broken it yet." β
Lu Yan and Li Yun glanced at each other, the corners of their mouths twitched a few times, and said, "It's over, a carriage costs more than 50 taels of silver, and we don't have enough for it." β
Li Yun said: "This, why don't we grab some silver?"
Lu Yan said: "You get out, and rob the silver, we are not robbers." β
Li Yundao: "Then what should we do, we can't do anything, we only have this martial arts, and it's too embarrassing to show off, so we can only rob it." β
Lu Yan said: "You can get it, if you rob, we will become wanted criminals by the government again." β
Li Yun said disdainfully: "What about the wanted criminals in the government, we are not afraid of those people in the government, what can those people in the government do to us? And what are you anxious about, don't we still have three days to spare?"
Lu Yan waved his hand and said: "Come on, I still want to be a law-abiding person, although I am not afraid of trouble, I hide all day long, let's think about whether there are any formal channels to get a carriage." And we're going to be near the Hall of the Dead Heart for three days, so if I don't come down the mountain then, I'll get a carriage to take it up now." β
Li Yun spread his hands, threw the package on the ground and said, "According to what you say, there is no way for us to get a carriage in an hour without robbery." β
Lu Yan also had a big headache, as the saying goes, a penny is a hero, but they have learned it today.
Lu Yan's eyes inadvertently fell on the package on the ground, revealing a tiger bone, Lu Yan's eyes lit up, and he said to Li Yun: "Hey, Li Yun, let's sell this tiger bone, the flying sword said that the tiger bone is a treasure that can be found in this kind of place, at least it is not difficult to sell it for twenty taels of silver, and then our silver taels will be enough." β
Li Yun came to his senses and said slowly: "Lao Tzu said: Everyone in the world knows that beauty is beauty, and evil is evil; There is no mutual birth, difficulty and ease are also mutually beneficial, the length of the punishment is also the same, the superior and the inferior are also the same, the sound of the phase is also harmonious, the successive are with each other, and the constant is also. It is a saint who does nothing, teaches without words, and all things are done and the Buddha begins, and the Buddha lives for the sake of success. The husband is the one who lives in the Ephesus, and the one who goes to the Ephesus. β
Lu Yan said: "What do you mean?"
Li Yun squinted his eyes, grabbed the package and ran out, saying, "That's what it means to go quickly!"
Lu Yan said in the back: "You bastard! You wait for me for a while!!"
Ten minutes later, Lu Yan and Li Yun started selling tiger bones on the street, and Li Yun shouted: " Dozens of horses neighing in the wind, two or three embroidered flags to make the sun; pink and green felt hats seem to turn upside down lotus leaves; red tassels, such as a splendid lotus flower inserted; flying fish bags, high inserts are filled with goldfinches to draw thin and light bows; in the lion pot, there are a few emerald carved feathers and straight arrows; lead a few deer dogs, and take a few rabbits and goshawks; wear clouds and handsome eagles, take off their hats and brocade carvings to find fingers; the fat and guns are sharp, and the saddle side is slightly exposed with cold light; draw drums and luans, and smell the sound of the earthquake when they are on the horse; the saddle side is tied up, nothing more than birds outside the sky; immediately lifted, all the beasts in the mountains; it is like the king of the Jin Dynasty is in Zisai; it is as smooth as the Han Dynasty to ChangyangοΌοΌοΌβ
Hearing Li Yun's shout, the corners of Lu Yan's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times, kicked Li Yun and said, "You are off topic, we bought tiger bones, not storytellers." β
Li Yunshen nodded thoughtfully, and then shouted: "The temple lives in Daiyue, the mountain town is Qiankun, the supreme of the mountains, and the leader of all gods. The hill is on the threshold, and you can see the weak water Penglai, and the top of the pine climbs uphill, and all of them are dense clouds and mist. The tower towers, suspecting that the golden crow spreads its wings and flies; the corners of the hall are edged, and the jade rabbit is set to walk up. Carved beams and painted buildings, Biwa Zhu eaves. The phoenix is bright and reflects the yellow yarn, and the turtle back embroidered curtain hangs the brocade belt. Looking at the holy statue from afar, the nine crowns, the eyes and eyebrows, the face of the gods, the dragon robe, the shoulders and the back. The Nine Heavens Division, the hibiscus crown covers the silk clothes, the Bingling Holy Father, the ochre yellow robe is called the blue field belt. The left waiter is a hosta bead shoe, and the right waiter is a purple ribbon gold medal. The palace is majestic, escorting 3,000 gold-armored generals, two corridors are fierce, and King Qin's 100,000 iron-clad soldiers. The five towers are connected to the East Palace, and the Ren'an Hall is close to the North Que. At the foot of Artemisia Mountain, the judges are divided into seventy-two divisions, and in the white mule temple, the earth god is according to twenty-four qi. Let's take a look!!"
Lu Yan covered his face with his hands in pain, this will only be martial arts, nothing else is really not good, take out a random sentence in the book and dare to shout, it is really strange in a strange way, the tense atmosphere that was originally plotting to destroy the Temple of the Dead Heart was destroyed by this goods to the fullest.
Lu Yan waved his hand helplessly and said, "You, don't talk about it, it's really not enough to succeed and more than to lose." β
Li Yun was unconvinced: "Then you come and shout!" After saying that, he threw a few tiger bones at Lu Yan.
Lu Yan was helpless, took the tiger bone, and shouted: "The thigh bone of the tiger is indestructible, even if it is cut with a knife, it is an absolute good thing, everyone who passes by will come and see it!!"
Sure enough, after Lu Yan's shout, a person dressed as a businessman came over, this person looked like he was about thirty years old, he was really in golden clothes, oily skin, and his whole body was full of noble atmosphere, a goose yellow robe with gold edges, like a piece of flawless jade fused into a jade man, even if he stood there quietly, it was also a rich and beautiful show, with a unique charm, giving people a sense of noble Qinghua. Obviously, it is the temperament of a wealthy person.
The man walked over, squinted his eyes, looked like a profiteer, and smiled at Lu Yan: "This little friend, is this really a tiger bone?"
Lu Yan said: "Naturally it's true, this is the bone peeled off from the big insect with a blue and white forehead that I killed in the forest yesterday, like a fake." β
Hearing the word big worm, many people became interested, onlookers, after hearing Lu Yan's words, almost everyone showed a mocking smile, and the person dressed as a businessman couldn't help but laugh and said: "The little boy is boasting about Haikou, that big worm may not be able to kill him even if it is dozens of experienced hunters, you are a little boy, at most in your twenties, can you still kill the big worm?"
Hearing his words and everyone's mocking faces, Lu Yan was not angry, he smiled and said, "Okay, since you don't believe it, I'll let you see that I don't have the ability to kill the big worm." β
Lu Yan raised his fist and said with a smile: "It's this fist, it killed the big worm, you don't believe it, then it's good for you to come and see!"
After that, a fist smashed to the ground, everyone only felt that the ground was slightly shaken, Lu Yan indifferently took his hand up, wiped the dust on his hands, and everyone looked down, only to see that the stone ground that Lu Yan hit with his fist just now turned out to be about three inches deep fist marks, which was really jaw-dropping.
Lu Yan blew his hand and said jokingly: "The state is not very good, otherwise it would be a little deeper." β
Lu Yan's joking voice made everyone's sluggish state wake up, and the businessman-looking person even arched his hand to Lu Yan and said: "It's really a hero who has more teenagers, this time I'm dazzled, I hope the little friend won't blame it." β
Everyone around nodded, with a hint of respect in their eyes, as if they had forgotten Lu Yan's age, no matter where they went, they were respected by strength, in their eyes, Lu Yan and Li Yun, who could kill the big worm, were definitely existences that they couldn't afford to provoke, how could they dare to speak out and offend.
Li Yun snorted dissatisfiedly: "Don't say useless words, if you really feel that you said the wrong thing and want to apologize, we won't blame you for buying this tiger bone." β
Hearing Li Yun's words, the merchant smiled, for him, money is just a number, he smiled: "This tiger bone can be said to be rare but not sought, the market price is about one hundred taels of silver, since I am worthy of the two little friends, how about a hundred taels of gold?"