Chapter 404: The Invincible Big Handsome Guy and the Cute Little Fox
The god of food replied: "You think too much, the dragon concubine is so light, who will take care of you, you still have to guard against the Dragon Star Monarch, he is careful." ”
Celestial Dragon Star-kun: "I seem to hear someone saying bad things about me behind my back." ”
"Mom!" the god of food shook his hand with the Lingguang jade, and almost didn't jump out of the bed. This Tianlong Xingjun appeared too terrifying.
"It's over, it's over, I'm going to be remembered by the Celestial Dragon Star Monarch now, am I already cold?"
The head of the god of food is about to explode, this is really a wave of unsettled waves, Tianlong Xingjun is notoriously stingy, which provokes him, and the god of food can suffer.
He trembled and picked up the Lingguang Jade to take a look, but his face instantly showed surprise: "Huh! There is still such a thing!?"
It turned out that someone attracted firepower to him.
I saw that under Tianlong Xingjun's speech, a message appeared as if the screen had been swiped.
Qinglian Xiao obediently: "Old loach, go die!" (head expression)"
Qinglian Xiao obediently: "Stinky and shameless!, he actually followed me with the cave mirror!"
Qinglian Xiao obediently: "There is a kind of heads-up! believe it or not, I stab your chrysanthemum for barbecue!" (spear expression)
Qinglian Xiaoxiao: "¥%......&¥%"
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All in all, there are a lot of swearing, if you take a closer look, you can see that there is a message from Tianlong Xingjun in the middle, "You wait for me", after saying these five words, he never showed his head again.
Li Qinglian's sudden appearance attracted all the firepower of the Heavenly Dragon Star Monarch, sparing the God of Food, which was a good thing for him. However, as soon as she swiped the screen like this, the post of the God of Food was crooked, and he was still very distressed.
He had no choice but to send another message: "Isn't there anyone to help me? I'm really just a cook, how dare I add ingredients to his wives' meals?"
Martial God: "Then don't worry so much, you are not afraid of shadows, my brother will not do you for no reason." ”
God of Food: "God knows, I don't think it's strange what that guy with a hole in his brain can do. (Emoji)"
Valkyrie: "...... I remember last time I reminded you that he would be on this forum as well (smirk). ”
God of Food: "No, it's not that coincidental. (Frightened Emote)*3, (Blood-Vomiting Emote)*3"
Invincible Big Handsome Guy in the Universe: "(Funny Expression)"
God of Food: "Who is this? ”
Valkyrie: "This my brother, you ask for more blessings (goodbye expression)." ”
(Hint: God of Food left the forum.) )
The invincible handsome guy in the universe: "What's wrong with him? I just came, and I heard that Xiao Lian'er and the old loach are doing it, where are they?"
Valkyrie: "You just flip up, you're not my brother?"
The invincible handsome guy in the universe: "I'm so beautiful, I got up this morning with the wrong Lingguang Jade, my piece is in my husband's hand, anyway, I know his account password, so I don't bother to ask him to change it back." ”
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At the same time, the God of Food exited the forum and came to a cloud chat group. This is just formed after the development of Yun Liao, and he is very sure that this group does not have the Emperor of Heaven, because the name of the group is "The Emperor of Heaven is a big sand pen".
The Emperor of Heaven is a big sand pen chat group
God of Food: Help, I'm going to post on the forum and meet the Emperor of Heaven!
Bushy hair: meet it, meet it, what's there to be afraid of? He can still eat you?
The god of food took a look, and found that the only one who took care of him was a diver in the group who didn't talk much, and he didn't say anything when everyone asked him about his identity on weekdays, but since he could join the group, he must be very familiar with the group owner or administrator, and he should also be an immortal who is dissatisfied with the emperor.
So he replied: The point is that I am shameless to say his forum name in front of him.
Bushy hair: It's really shameless, it seems to be called some handsome guy.
God of Food: Yes, how can there be such a shameless person? Isn't this deliberately leading people to complain? As a result, he himself took the opportunity to put on small shoes for us, and such a heavenly emperor really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, now think about it, how did I get fooled by him into becoming a god back then? It is better to set up my barbecue stall in the night market.
Cute Little Fox: Really, might as well be a fairy and sell barbecue?
The god of food saw that he was actually a green hat, that is, an administrator. If I hadn't gotten on his thief ship back then, maybe my wife and children would have been hot on the kang now, which is like now, I have been single for thousands of years, and I don't even have a female dog by my side, the key is that this sand pen is good, his wife is seventeen or eighteen, and his son has also given birth to seventeen, is he a breeding pig? Sometimes I think about it and really want to beat him, but I actually suspect that I drugged his wife's food, labor and management must have the courage to be the first to drug your meal, and then anal you!
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Heavenly Court Forum.
Martial God: "By the way, did the person surnamed Sun build a cloud chat group, she didn't add me, you tell me the name, I added it myself." ”
The invincible handsome guy in the universe: "Group name: The Emperor of Heaven is a big sand pen." ”
Martial God: "Wow, do you dare to call such a name, aren't you afraid that my brother will serve you in a pot?"
The invincible handsome guy in the universe: "My husband is not so stingy, he is very gentle." ”
Valkyrie: "That's because you haven't seen him before, forget it, don't talk about it, what's your name in that group?"
Invincible handsome guy in the universe: "My name is 'cute little fox', and I'm the administrator." ”
Valkyrie: "I added it, you seem to be online." ”
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Put aside the affairs of the heavenly court for the time being, and quietly pray for the god of food.
Let's take a look at Du Ziyuan's side again.
In Huaguo Mountain, the waterfall in front of the Water Curtain Cave suddenly burst open, and a pure white gas rushed straight into the sky.
"Lao Tzu has finally come out!"
Du Ziyuan's roar resounded throughout the island, and the big demons who had been subdued by Sun Tianyun all trembled and fell to the ground one by one. No way, this breath is too terrifying, like a big mountain, overwhelming them.
Du Ziyuan walked out of the cave, looked around and jumped up, this time without the help of the World Destroying Hat, he flew directly with his own ability.
"Haha!" he laughed happily.
With a wave of his hand, the Demon Suppression Sword flew out, landed at his feet, and carried him through the air. At this moment, he is like a sword immortal.
When he arrived at the Sky Realm, his Void Sword Technique finally had a place to use, but it was a pity that he only had one Demon Suppression Sword at present, otherwise the nine swords would be fired together, and it would be really spectacular.
"Huh, isn't Aunt Sun there?haha, slipped away......" The Demon Suppression Sword under Du Ziyuan's feet accelerated violently, and flew in the direction of home, he really didn't want to be abused anymore.