Chapter 33: The cheats turned out to be the Spring Palace map, Jiang Han taught Luo Ziyu badly
Jiang Han looked at Luo Ziyu's flushed face, and couldn't help laughing: "Xiao Luo, is it good-looking?"
Luo Ziyu angrily threw the book on Jiang Han: "You, you, you, you actually lied to me, isn't this that kind of book!"
Jiang Han picked up the book and glanced at it: "What kind of book?"
Luo Ziyu's face turned red with shame: "Isn't this the kind of bad book! You still lied to me about the cheats!"
Jiang Han suddenly restrained his smile and said solemnly: "Xiao Luo, why are you so superficial? You can't underestimate it just because this is a Spring Palace map." www.biquge.info This is the supreme secret of the art of the house, with which many men can be reborn and many families can regain their happiness. With it, the number of flower thieves has been effectively reduced, the ancients have clouds, and the color appetite is also, do you think this is a cheat?"
As soon as Luo Ziyu heard him talking nonsense in this serious book again, he snorted fiercely: "Adulterous thing!"
Jiang Han smiled: "Then you are not lewd, don't you get married?" I will go and talk to Nianzhi tomorrow, just say that you plan to be an old bachelor in your life, and let her find someone to marry as soon as possible." ”
As soon as Luo Ziyu heard this, he turned over and blocked Jiang Han's mouth: "Don't talk nonsense! I just don't want to be as unserious as you." ”
Jiang Han shook his head: "This is called not serious, this is called pre-homework, think about it, when you are on your wedding night, Nianzhi has been waiting for you in the cave room for a long time, but you don't know anything, you can climb into bed and know that you are asleep, and you will be ruined by the candles in the good cave room, you say you don't spoil the scenery?"
Luo Ziyu thought about it with a red face and nodded: "It seems to be quite a bad scenery." ”
Jiang Han patted his thigh: "That's right! So we don't look at this secret book with an obscene eye, we must have an attitude of learning, and learn to understand it? If you can learn this secret book, then the husband and wife will be harmonious and the family will be happy, do you think this is a good thing?"
Luo Ziyu nodded: "It seems that there is some truth in what you say." ”
Jiang Han saw that he was in the trap, so he hurriedly unfolded the Eighteen Styles of Freedom and placed it in front of Luo Ziyu: "Come on, come on, let's learn this peerless secret book together today." ”
Luo Ziyu looked at this explicit picture of the Spring Palace, shy and curious, wanted to look at it but didn't dare to look at it, covered her eyes with her hands, and then revealed a slit, quietly looking at the men and women on the picture.
Jiang Han pulled his hand aside: "Okay, let's just pretend, what else are you pretending?" Come on, let's study it together." ”
Luo Ziyu glared at him fiercely, but he didn't speak again, the two got together and studied the cheats intently, and an upright young man embarked on a road of no return.
Coincidentally, Hui Lan and Lan Nianzhi also found a copy of "Cloud and Rain Secret Technique" under Jiang Han's bed, what kind of secret book should the two of them be, they opened it curiously and took a look, and immediately went to the side, Hui Lan scolded with a red face: "Why is he so obscene!"
Lan Nianzhi smiled slightly: "Then if he is obscene, you can simply divorce him, anyway, this matter has not been decided." ”
Hui Lan suddenly hugged the quilt nervously: "I don't, I'll settle accounts with him tomorrow!"
Jiang Han and Luo Ziyu studied the cheats for a long time at night, and when they woke up the next morning, they were refreshed, and when they saw that Hui Lan and Lan Nianzhi were also up, they hurriedly greeted the two.
As soon as Hui Lan saw Jiang Han, she was angry, and rushed over and grabbed Jiang Han's ear: "Look at you, what books do you usually read? Let you study the scriptures and history and practice calligraphy, you are tired, you are not tired of watching that secret technique, right?"
Jiang Han knew that his private goods had been discovered as soon as he heard it, and he secretly complained in his heart that he forgot to put it away, and couldn't help muttering: "It's more tiring to look at that." Hui Lan heard it, and her hands were even harder: "Are you still looking at it when you're tired?"
Jiang Han glanced at Luo Ziyu as if asking for help, and saw that he was whistling as if he was nothing, looking at the scenery, Jiang Han was so angry that he didn't fight anywhere, and he was appreciating art together just now, why did you kid turn his face and not recognize people? He opened his mouth and shouted: "That Xiao Luo is also ......."
Before he finished speaking, Luo Ziyu hurriedly rushed over with an arrow step and covered Jiang Han's words back in his mouth.
Luo Ziyu was afraid that he was talking nonsense, so he hurriedly explained: "Huilan, that book is not his, it is his master's, he just took it back because he was curious, and he hasn't read it yet." ”
Huilan snorted: "Who believes it." ”
Jiang Han hurriedly begged for mercy: "Oh, my little aunt, I swear, I swear, that's really my master's, if I tell a lie, let me be broken into scum." But in his heart, he said, "Anyway, those were bought by the master, and I just borrowed them to take a look, and I didn't tell a lie." ”
Hui Lan hurriedly covered his mouth: "Don't talk nonsense, what is broken into slag, hurry up and blah!"
Jiang Han hurriedly spit three mouthfuls on the ground, and Hui Lan let him go, but she still warned him with a straight face: "I'll tell you, if I find out that you look at this kind of thing in the future, then your ears won't be saved!"
Jiang Han hurriedly nodded and agreed: "No, how can a good young man like me look at that kind of thing, isn't it, Xiao Luo?" After speaking, he glanced at Luo Ziyu.
Luo Ziyu was a little weak by his question, and replied hesitantly: "Yes, yes, we don't look at that kind of thing." ”
Jiang Han looked at Luo Ziyu's embarrassed look, and couldn't help but laugh in his heart, this is really easy to learn bad and difficult to learn, Xiao Luo is such a good young man, he was so bad by himself.
After making a fuss for a while, Jiang Han went to make them some breakfast, and after eating, a few people planned to go down the mountain, anyway, the old madman hadn't come back yet, and Jiang Han didn't plan to stay here.
This time he left a note for the old madman, telling him not to worry. The note was sandwiched in the book "Eighteen Styles of Leisure" and thrown on the bed, as long as the master came back to read the book, he would be able to find the note.
A few people went down the mountain and rode slowly towards Bluestone Town. Luo Ziyu may have not passed the strength to read the cheats, and her face was flushed. Looking at Jiang Han again, like no one else, riding a horse and whistling, he was not chic.
Returning to Qingshi Town, Jiang Han looked at this town a little wrong, it was almost noon when it was the most lively time in the town, why was this town so deserted today, there was no one on the street, not even the door of the Drunken Immortal Building.
Several people rode horses to the outside of the beef shop, and saw that the beef shop was not open at all, and Wu Dalang, who was selling roasted cakes opposite, was not there, Jiang Han felt that it was too strange in this town today, so he got off the horse and walked to the butcher shop and knocked on the door.
After a while, an old woman's voice came from inside: "Who is it?"
Jiang Han knew that it was Zhang Laohan's wife, and hurriedly replied: "Aunt Zhang, it's me, Jiang Han." ”
When the old woman heard that it was Jiang Han, she hurriedly opened the door: "It's Jiang Gongzi." Although she hadn't seen Jiang Han, she had heard Zhang Laohan and Xiaoya talk about it.
Jiang Han gave her a salute: "Aunt Zhang, why are all the people in this town, what happened?"
When Aunt Zhang heard him ask, she hurriedly replied: "Jiang Gongzi, go and take a look, something big has happened!" (To be continued.) )