Section 25 The embarrassed Zou Banxian
Zou Banxian said miserably, and rubbed the corners of his eyes with the placket of his clothes, and his little eyes were red in a blink of an eye.
If in the later generations, Li Yi, who is accustomed to all kinds of deception, will not pay attention to this so-called "Zou Banxian", but before Li Yi went down the mountain today, Guo Bushou specially told Li Yi, saying that it is a hermit who is a master in today's red world, don't underestimate those seemingly poor monks, Taoists, beggars, nuns, etc., if you can make a good fate, don't be reluctant to spend, maybe they are which sect and which faction of predecessors are in the game, and if you serve well, you can benefit endlessly for a lifetime;
This is also the reason why Li Yi invited Zou Banxian to drink a bowl of tea before, but now that he is going to be rubbed by Zou Banxian, Li Yi is not very happy, and the ghost will believe what Zou Banxian said to help you build a palace of eternal life, worship Yunyun day and night, maybe Zou Banxian is happy in his heart while eating your meal: I bumped into a stupid boy with no head and no brains today.
The world is full of knowledge, and the practice of human feelings is the article. I have to worry about not meeting a master hermit, and I am not willing to be deceived, when I meet a powerful acting force like Zou Banxian, Li Yi is really a little helpless.
"Master, the disciple went down the mountain this time to experience and asked your old man for three yuan, but your old man only gave two yuan, and now the disciple invited this Zou Daochang to drink a bowl of tea, and he didn't even have the money to go home......
There is no way, it is the master who said that you want to make a good relationship, and now in order to get out, the disciple can only offend the master, Li Yi was inspired to do the same, and he also rubbed the corners of his eyes with the placket of his clothes, and complained about his bitterness there.
Li Yi usually interjects with Guo Bushou and has fun, so he is not afraid of Guo Bushou's troubles.
Li Yi glanced at Zou Banxian out of the corner of his eye, but saw that Zou Banxian was also stunned there, thinking that Li Yi's reaction was unexpected. Hmph! It doesn't feel very good to treat others in the way of others, Li Yixin said that I have to give you something fierce this time.
Li Yi "brushed" and pulled out the iron sword, and "hummed" at Zou Banxian, Zou Banxian was startled, and thought that something was going to happen, but he didn't even take the signature white cloth banner of "Zou Banxian", and a spirit jumped three feet away from Li Yi from his seat.
Li Yi blinked vigorously, this time he really "wanted to cry without tears", and affectionately stroked the iron sword and said: "Sword, you are given by my ancestor of Xiaodao, you have followed Xiaodao for more than ten years, and you are Xiaodao's siblings, how can Xiaodao give up you? But now this Zou Dao Chang is really pitiful, he hasn't eaten for two days, although Xiaodao's heart is like a knife, he has to leave you and send you to the pawnshop in the city......"
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"Xiaodao Chief, now the world is not peaceful, there are many idle, cheaters, you have to open your eyes to see clearly, don't be kind to be good-natured, and fall for some liars, that bastard boy in my family and Xiaodao Chang you are the same age, and you were cheated of more than one or two silver by an unscrupulous doctor in the city last month. ”
Li Yi said bitterly, that Zou Banxian hadn't reacted yet, but the proprietress of the tea house who had been watching from the sidelines came out to fight at this time, and the proprietress was chubby and kind, looking like a typical person with overflowing love. This tea house was opened by two couples, and the boss went to eat about it, and the proprietress came to take care of it.
Li Yi practiced authentic Taoist kung fu, has a small success, and is familiar with the Confucian and Taoist classics, compared to those ordinary people, there is a unique temperament between the introverted and introverted gods, such as an uncarved gem, which makes people look at it and have a good feeling, and the appearance is naturally much stronger than this "Zou Banxian who has not entered the rice for two days".
Zou Banxian took the powerful acting route, and Li Yi did not completely take the idol acting route. What's more, there is a "bastard boy" in the proprietress who is as old as Li Yi and was deceived last month, which will make the proprietress have the same hatred.
When the proprietress spoke, her eyes were aimed at Zou Banxian intentionally or unintentionally, which meant that idiots could understand it clearly.
Zou Banxian was scolded by the proprietress for scolding Huai, standing there with a blue face and a red one was a little embarrassed, Zou Banxian regarded himself as a "half-immortal", so he couldn't have a war of words with this woman in the countryside, right?
Fortunately, Zou Banxian's face is thick enough, and he can compare it with the garlic, Zou Banxian laughed at himself with "hehe", and sat down on the table again.
At this time, another guest came in to drink tea, and the proprietress was going to greet her, but the proprietress was not worried about Li Yi, a hairy young man in her opinion, so she mentioned Li Yi again:
"Little Daoist, you have to be careful!"
Li Yi nodded and thanked him, the fat proprietress was very satisfied with Li Yi's knowledge, and before leaving, she glared at Zou Banxian with a warning.
Zou Banxian lowered his head and closed his little eyes, but he didn't see it, but he stretched out a hand under the table and quietly gave Li Yi a thumbs up. It means that you can do it, and someone will support you.
Zou Banxian eats with one mouth, how could he not tell the truth from the falsehood in Li Yi's words? But now that the proprietress has joined, the truth is also false when the fake is true, so he has no choice but to admit this deflated.
"Ahem" ...... Zou Banxian's appearance was so funny that Li Yi almost couldn't help but squirt out the tea in his mouth.
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"Harmony generates wealth, harmony generates wealth, Confucius said that only women and villains are difficult to raise, if you don't deceive me, don't deceive me!" Seeing that the proprietress had gone away, Zou Banxian raised his head, and returned to his original appearance of detachment from the world, stroked his beard, and said with some emotion:
"When I went out this morning, Poor Daote divined a hexagram for this trip, which is the sixth hexagram of the "Book of Changes", like saying: Heaven and water are violated, lawsuit!
Li Yi is familiar with the "Book of Changes", and the sixth image of the hexagram of the "Book of Changes" is also known, and the sixth image of the hexagram is also called the Tianshui lawsuit, "Heaven and water are violated, lawsuit!" means that the sky turns to the west, and the water flows down to the east.
Li Yi looked at the four words "Yanji avoids evil" written on Zou Banxian's white cloth banner, and said with a smile: "There are two sentences in the sixth hexagram of the "Book of Changes", but the Taoist divination is very accurate, but when he explained the hexagram, he only remembered the previous sentence 'Heaven and water are violated, lawsuit!', and did not remember the latter sentence 'The gentleman starts by doing things'. ”
"A gentleman begins with deeds" means that a gentleman should plan well as soon as he opens to avoid disputes. Li Yi said this sentence, and its meaning was unclear.
"Ahem" ...... This time it was Zou Banxian's turn to cough, and his old face turned red.
Zou Banxian was originally talking nonsense, so as to "adapt" the embarrassment of Fang Cai. Zou Banxian obviously didn't expect that Li Yi was so young that he actually had a dabbling in the "Book of Changes", so it's okay now, he lifted a stone and hit his own feet, and if he continues like this, not to mention the whereabouts of Chinese food, he can't even keep the signature white cloth flag.
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When he met someone in the same "Dao", Zou Banxian was much more honest and asked: "I don't know the name of the little brother, where is the teacher?"
"Don't dare! Xiaodao's surname is Li Mingyi, and he is a subordinate of the Shaozhou Yunshan faction. Since Zou Banxian is no longer talking nonsense, Li Yi naturally has no need to embarrass people, and there is nothing to hide from this, so Li Yi told the truth.
Hearing that Li Yi was a disciple of the Yunshan faction, a trace of surprise flashed in Zou Banxian's eyes, but he immediately returned to normal, only with a smile on his face, and arched his hand towards Li Yi: "It turns out that the little brother is the famous Yunshan faction authentic, disrespectful and disrespectful, today I am defeated by the little brother, and it is not unjust!"
Between the words, Zou Banxian was still regretting what happened to Fang Cai.
Li Yi didn't see the hint of surprise in Zou Banxian's eyes, and saw that Zou Banxian was exaggerating, where is the reputation of the Yunshan faction today? Zou Banxian is afraid that he has never heard of the Yunshan faction, so he just said some polite words here.
Somehow, at this moment, Li Yi suddenly had an urge in his heart to revitalize the Yunshan faction.
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Li Yi knew that Zou Banxian walked on the rivers and lakes every day, and he must have seen and heard a lot, so he asked: "Does the Taoist know what major events have happened on the rivers and lakes recently, can you talk to Xiaodao." ”
In the past three years of reincarnation in Yunshan, Li Yi has been busy cultivating, except for Guo Bushou occasionally talking to Li Yi about the affairs of the rivers and lakes, Li Yi is still almost blank about this world now, and now that he has the opportunity, Li Yi naturally wants to understand.
"Oh! Don't hide it from the little brother, today's rivers and lakes are wonderful and lively, just like the one in the play!" Speaking of this, Zou Banxian danced again, drank a big sip of tea, and said heartily.
The tea in the tea house is all-you-can-drink for a penny, so although the proprietress can't get used to Zou Banxian, she still pours a bowl for him.
Zou Banxian was very satisfied, wiped his lips with his sleeve, and said, "In the past few months, big things have happened to the three major sects of Confucianism and Buddhism on the rivers and lakes......
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Sefo's cup is incomparable, and the new book list has fallen to the thirteenth and can't get into the first page............!
Thanks to Black Lao Ding and Wu Qifan for their tips.