Chapter 0135: Embarrassment in the Bottle

The idea is very good, but unfortunately the reality is cruel. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Just when Chen Yi was about to leave incognito and come to a Tang Seng version of stealing the treasure bottle, the Golden Horn King saw through his thoughts and shouted at them: "Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Little White Dragon!"

Hearing their names, they were in an instinctive reaction, and several of them forgot what happened to Monk Sha and answered in different ways.

Chen Yi said coldly: "What do you ask your Buddha grandfather to do?"

Sun Wukong swiped his golden hoop stick and said, "Do you want to fight with my old grandson?"

Zhu Bajie said: "My old pig is too lazy to pay attention to your ugly bastard." ”

The little white dragon was more reserved, and said lightly: "I don't like fighting." ”

But the answer is different, but the result is the same. As soon as they finished speaking, they were all locked by a huge suction, and they couldn't break free at all, so they could only obediently enter the mutton fat jade bottle.

This made Chen Yi very puzzled, he was already a sixth-turn golden immortal cultivator, how could he not ask for the suction power of that small bottle? You know, that Taishang Laojun himself is not yet a nine-turn true immortal, how can the broken jar used to hold the elixir be so powerful?

But no matter what Chen Yi thinks, other people's bottles are so powerful, they can put him, a six-turn golden immortal, into it, and you are not allowed to resist.

Sun Wukong and Little White Dragon are calm, they can't run anyway, they can only accept their fate. Besides, there is also the master, the monk, who is afraid of him? That monk has a lot of ideas, and he will not give up obediently.

But Zhu Bajie was different, while being pulled into the bottle, he tore his throat and shouted: "Oh! Don't make a mistake about this! It was the plagued monkey and the river demon who fought, and it had nothing to do with my old pig." Let me go, I'm going to be my old pig! Look at that bottle is so small, my old pig will ruin the treasure if you stuff it. ”

In order to survive, this fat pig also has no bottom line, and he thinks about people's bottles, he is really a bodhisattva-hearted pig.

However, this did not exchange for a chance to live. The king of the golden horn said thoughtfully: "This reminds the king that you have to look at your fat pig as a few pieces, so as not to spoil the treasure." ”

"What!"

Zhu Bajie shouted: "How can you be so shameless, ugly bastard? My old pig cursed your whole family for generations to be ugly, all ugly?"

"Cut down the dead fat pig with so much!"

The Golden Horn King was too lazy to waste his words with Zhu Bajie, and directly ordered the little demons to go up and divide Zhu Bajie's body alive.

"I'll go to your mother!" Zhu Bajie shouted: "Even if my old pig dies, I have to be a complete handsome pig, I fly!"

As soon as the words fell, Zhu Bajie not only stopped resisting, but also urged his spiritual power to fly towards the mouth of the mutton fat jade bottle, speeding up the speed of entering the bottle, and hugging a whole corpse.

Sou!

Zhu Bajie was the first to arrive in the bottle and almost smashed on Monk Sha's body.

"Second Senior Brother, why did you come in, Master, are they okay?" Monk Sha was very anxious, his face full of anticipation.

Zhu Bajie said unhappily: "I'm embarrassed to ask, it's all your fault for the dead river demon, my old pig was caught by that monster." Master, they will come in after a while. ”

"What?" Monk Sha was surprised: "Master's cultivation is so high, how can he be ......?"

"Senior brothers, catch my grandson, I'm afraid of being high!"

Before Monk Sha finished speaking, he was interrupted by Sun Wukong's shouting and asked them to catch it.

However, both Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha ignored the monkey's shouting, and cooperated to leave him a vacant space.

Touch!

Sun Wukong smashed heavily at the bottom of the bottle, and the landing point was just the buttocks, which made the originally very red buttocks even more gorgeous.

"Why don't you free me? I'm a big brother. Sun Wukong rubbed his buttocks while blaming the two junior brothers.

Zhu Bajie laughed and said: "I said Brother Monkey, which ear did you hear me say to Lao Sha, and I hate to catch you? Tell you, don't say that you are a plagued monkey, even if it is a master, it won't take long to be a pool of blood, and I am still a big brother?"

"Idiot!" Sun Wukong glared at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You fat pig, if you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles, see if I don't smoke you to death!"

Speaking of doing it, Sun Wukong really did it, and the golden hoop stick was pulled out, and he waved it at Zhu Bajie.

Sou!

Bang!

"Oops!"

The three voices sounded almost at the same time, and I saw that Sun Wukong was smashed by the falling little white dragon, pressing and crawling at the bottom of the bottle, and the golden hoop stick flew out of his hand, hitting Zhu Bajie's big belly and knocking him to the ground.

"You plagued monkey, you really do it, my old pig fought with you!"

Monk Sha was more upright, and pulled Zhu Bajie back: "Second senior brother, you haven't seen it, senior brother can't help himself, don't make trouble." ”

Zhu Bajie said loudly: "If he hadn't taken out that mourning stick, my old pig would have been beaten? ”

Monk Sha almost laughed out loud, just the belly of this fat pig, when was it too small?

However, Zhu Bajie's roar is a roar, and he doesn't really want to do anything, just to vent.

And at this moment, Chen Yi was sucked in, and shouted loudly: "Apprentices, catch it as a teacher, otherwise there will be a big problem!"

But at this time, the four apprentices are all you look at me, I look at you, and they don't mean to pick them up. Anyway, the monk's cultivation is very high, and he will be fine.

So, Chen Yi fell to the bottom of the bottle sadly. It's not a big deal, but it really hurts. Of course, this is not the point, the point is that the monk's face was full of pain, and he didn't get up.

Sun Wukong jumped over and said with an incredulous expression: "Master, you won't really be crippled, don't scare my grandson." ”

"You ......"

Chen Yi pointed at the four apprentices, gritted his teeth, and said nothing.

"Oh, what a smell, this is, it stinks!" Zhu Bajie cried out while covering his nose.

Under the reminder of the old pig, Sun Wukong and the others also smelled this strange smell, and it was getting stronger and stronger, and the direction was becoming more and more obvious.

Eight eyes, looking at Chen Yi's place at the same time.

Chen Yi's white and quiet face turned red all of a sudden, even worse than Sun Wukong's buttocks, and his expression was too embarrassing.

"Master, your old man won't be ......" Zhu Bajie shouted again, pointing at Chen Yi.

At this time, Chen Yi also let go, stood up with a breath, and said angrily: "Malegobi, are you embarrassed to say? Lao Tzu just said catch and catch, otherwise something big will happen." You turtle sons just don't listen, what's going on now?

While speaking, Chen Yi took off his pants, changed them on the spot, and threw the crotch soaked to Zhu Bajie: "Idiot!

"Why is it my old pig again?" Zhu Bajie's face was full of grievances, and he wanted to cry, and he deliberately accidentally tore Chen Yi's pants and broke the cloth strips.

"After you go out, Lao Tzu will clean up your dead fat pig again!" Chen Yi pointed to Zhu Bajie, saw Sun Wukong and they snickered, and said: "There are still a few of you, no one wants to escape!"

The four apprentices were all shivering, and their hearts were cold. No one knows what kind of means this bald head will use on them.