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General Lin was patrolling the soldiers on the training ground, and the soldiers at the city gate came to report to him the news of Liyue's injury, General Lin was taken aback and hurriedly left the training ground and rushed to the Shuaifu.

Coming to the gate of the Shuaifu, General Lin was stunned by the scene in front of him.

On the walls on both sides of the front door of the Shuaifu, fifteen or sixteen huge black clay pots were lined up, and behind each clay pot there were more than ten soldiers lined up, and the soldiers at the front unbuckled their belts and swayed into the clay pots.

More than ten people released the water together, and the sound of hooting was continuous, and the air was filled with a smell of urine, which made people can't help but cover their noses with their hands.

"Bastard!"

General Lin was immediately furious: "This is the Shuai Mansion, where Her Royal Highness the princess lives, you are going to turn the sky upside down!"

An adjutant on the side hurriedly ran over, apparently having just let go of the water, and said to General Lin while wearing his belt: "Tell the general, this is used to treat the wounds of the Liyue girl." ”

General Lin was suddenly even more surprised: "It takes so much to treat injuries...... What are you doing, is she still going to take a bath?"

"It's blood, blood!"

Another soldier ran to General Lin with his pants on his shoulders: "General, do you want to contribute too, we left a clean clay pot, unused!"

General Lin swallowed his saliva and waved his hand: "No need, I'll go and have a look first." ”

Turning over and dismounting, General Lin covered his nose with his hands and walked through the gate of the Shuaifu, entered the courtyard and went straight to the room where Liyue was.

In the room, Wu Ming and Princess Chaoyun were sitting on the edge of the bed, a group of military doctors were standing behind, and Liyue on the bed had woken up, her face as pale as paper.

General Lin strode to the side of the bed and saluted Princess Chaoyun: "Your Highness, Miss Liyue is seriously injured, it is our poor guard, please condemn the princess!"

Princess Chaoyun turned her head to look at General Lin, and shook her head slightly: "Almost all the accompanying guards were killed in battle, what is the crime of the soldiers, general, you don't have to blame yourself, now you have to find a way to save Liyue first." ”

General Lin snorted, and then asked tentatively: "Your Highness, the soldiers are outside...... Donate urine, did you order it?"

Wu Ming said on the side: "The princess didn't tell them, it was everyone's initiative." ”

General Lin's face suddenly changed: "How can this be reasonable, it's just nonsense, I'll go and drive them away!"

Wu Mingyi raised his hand to stop General Lin: "Wait, they are kind, and are they prepared?" ”

At this moment, Princess Chaoyun turned her head to look at Liyue on the bed: "Liyue, in order to save your life, you should be wronged." ”

Liyue's face was pale, but she was unwilling: "Let me drink theirs...... It's so embarrassing, you might as well let me die!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Princess Chaoyun's face became a little stern: "Now is the moment of life and death, not the time for you to play tricks!"

Liyue pursed his lips, and the corner of his eye aimed at Wu Ming on the side.

"Their ...... I don't drink it even if I kill it, if it's Childe's, I can consider ......"

Wu Ming was pinching his nose and laughing on the side, when he was suddenly a little stunned by the sentence Liyue.

What does that mean, what does it mean that I can consider?

Before Wu Ming could come back to his senses, Princess Chaoyun had already turned her head to look at him, with a sincere face: "Wu Ming, Liyue and I are like sisters, please save her this time." ”

......

A moment later, outside the marshal's mansion, the soldiers who were queuing up to offer urine had all retreated to the periphery, and the row of clay pots in the corner of the wall had also been removed, leaving only a clay pot in the middle, which was particularly conspicuous.

Two soldiers accompanied Wu Ming to the clay pot, with smiles on their faces.

"Childe, this clay pot is brand new, we just wiped the inside and out, please use it!"

"Miss Liyue's life depends on you, Childe, all of us cheer you on!"

Wu Ming looked at the black clay pot in front of him, smacked his lips, and then waved his hand: "You guys retreat first." ”

The two soldiers hurriedly stepped back, returned to the crowd outside, and were in the rear with hundreds of soldiers, watching Wu Ming offer urine.

Wu Ming unfastened his belt,

Take a deep breath,

Qi Luck Dantian,

held it for half a minute,

Not a drop was offered.

......

He can't be blamed for this, if there are more than 300 people standing behind you staring at your back, you won't be able to pee either.

The soldiers behind felt Wu Ming's pressure and began to relieve him one after another.

"Wu Gongzi, concentrate!"

"Think of the waterfall, think of the creek!"

"Everyone be quiet, don't disturb Childe!"

I don't know who took the lead, someone in the crowd whistled, and the people around immediately responded, and after a while, hundreds of people whistled together, and the sound resounded in the sky, which was really spectacular.

The whistle was melodious, but Wu Ming still stood motionless.

General Lin, who was watching from behind, couldn't help but shiver, so many people whistled together, making him feel a rush of eager urine.

With a whistle that resounded in the sky, Wu Ming suddenly re-fastened his belt with his hands, then turned to face everyone, and raised his hands to signal everyone to be quiet.

Hundreds of soldiers stopped whistling, and one or two looked at Wu Ming eagerly, not knowing what he wanted to say.

Wu Ming looked around, coughed, and then solemnly opened his mouth and said three words.

"With-horse-pee——!"

The military doctor on the side suddenly exclaimed: "Yes! Why didn't I think about it, can horse urine be used instead of boy urine? Horse urine is good, go find horse urine immediately!"

Hundreds of soldiers were silent for a few seconds, after which they let out voices of discontent.

"Cut~ No urine in the end!"

"Waste our feelings!"

"There's no drama to watch, it's scattered!"

"I didn't expect that Wu Gongzi was so wise and martial that he couldn't even pee out of a bubble of pee......"

The soldiers scattered in all directions, and Wu Ming stood in place with a depressed expression, which was simply the biggest stain on his life!

General Lin walked over and reached out to pat Wu Ming's shoulder.

"Childe, this group of soldiers has been in the barracks for a long time, and it is inevitable that their words will be a little light and heavy, don't take it to heart!"

Wu Ming sighed and nodded.

General Lin wanted to say a few more words, but suddenly shuddered, and then his face changed: "That...... I have some urgency to urinate, so it's convenient to go first, and I'll talk about it later. ”

Wu Ming looked at General Lin, who was leaving in a hurry, and shouted: "General, there is a clay pot here, a new one!"

"No, I'd better find a place where no one is......"

General Lin strode and disappeared in a moment, leaving Wu Ming alone, standing on the edge of the freshly wiped clay pot crying and laughing.

After a while, Wu Ming shook his fist fiercely.

"It's all done by the Huns, the next time I see them, I have to breathe this out!"

(This book has been on the shelves for three months, and it has been updated at a turtle speed, mainly because of the author's own handicap, so he has not asked for a monthly pass and subscription, but some book friends have been insisting on voting, rewarding, and Yeyu is grateful.) Yesterday, Qianji book friends asked Yeyu if he wanted a monthly pass, and he definitely still wanted it, but first of all, he tried his best to write it well.

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