Chapter 80: It is embarrassing to ask someone to accompany the guest, and Zhuang Li is very happy

Jiang Han didn't think it was too strange, Liu Laozhuang's man was not surnamed Liu, and he might be the son-in-law of the inverted door. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

I listened to Mr. Wang explain: "Actually, I was not a person from Liu Laozhuang, fifteen years ago, I rushed to pass the exam, passed by Liu Laozhuang on the way home, and I couldn't afford to get sick, it was Cuilan and my father-in-law who took me in, and I have no relatives at home, and Liu Laozhuang's life is also good, so after I got sick, I stayed in Liu Laozhuang, married Cuilan as my wife, and gave birth to Xiao'an." ”

"Because I have some ink in my stomach, so the people of Zhuangli let me be a teacher, teaching the children in Zhuangzi to read and write every day. ”

Jiang Han nodded: "I see, I see that Mr. Wang's status in Zhuangzi is still very high?"

Wang Yan smiled slightly: "Everyone looks up to me, thinks that I have read for a few days, and they love to ask me when I encounter problems, it's not that I was forced to have no choice today, so I took people to resist it." ”

As he was talking, a group of people came noisily outside the courtyard, each carrying some vegetables and food in their hands, and some people carrying two jars of wine, Liu Cuilan and Xiao An were also inside, as soon as this group of people entered the courtyard, they began to shout: "Where is the hero?"

Wang Yan hurriedly let them in: "Come on, come on, the hero is here." ”

Everyone put down their things, and they all poured into the house, and when they saw Jiang Han and a few people, they hurriedly saluted: "I've seen a hero." ”

Jiang Han hurriedly returned the gift to them, and at this time, Wang Yan hurriedly introduced Jiang Han to a few people one by one: "This is our Liu Laozhuang's patriarch Liu Agen, this is Liu Laosi, Liu Xiong, Liu Xiaobao and Liu Xiaoyang, Liu Sanhao, you know each other." ”

Jiang Han knew that these were all people with heads and faces in Zhuangzi, so he looked at them carefully.

Liu Agen looks like he is in his fifties, with gray hair, a few deep wrinkles carved on his head, a long face, his chin turned up, and a pair of small triangular eyes that are quite attentive, but he seems to have bad legs and feet, and he seems to be unable to lift one leg when he walks, and he is always dragging on the ground.

Liu Laosi looked at a man in his forties, wearing a broken hat on his head, wearing a short suit that was not very suitable, talking with a big tongue and stammering, his face seemed to be a little wrong, and he would twitch for a while, and Jiang Han, who was watching, also wanted to smoke with him.

Liu Xiong also looks like he is about forty, not tall, with a round face and a big bald head, always with a cheap smile on his face, and a little stuttering when he speaks. It didn't seem to deal with Liu Laosi, and the two of them stared at each other vigorously.

Liu Xiaobao couldn't tell how old he was at all, he could see two eyes and a mouthful of white teeth with a black face, he was thin and small, and he always rolled his eyes when he spoke.

Liu Xiaoyang is a sissy, always holding an orchid finger, and when she speaks, she is girly, and she loves to make do with Guo Tai, which scares Guo Tai and hides.

Jiang Han didn't know why Liu Laozhuang, a person with a head and a face, was so weird, how he felt like the group of people singing on the stage, but he was too embarrassed to say it, so he could only hold back a smile secretly.

A few people sat down and talked casually, Jiang Han found that there was no common language with a few people, these guys were too good at talking, and most of the time they were talking nonsense. Tiannan Haibei, from ancient times to the present, the secrets of the imperial court, and the anecdotes of the rivers and lakes, there is nothing they don't know, although Jiang Han sounds more like they made it up themselves.

I heard Liu Laosi speak: "I, I'll tell you, just King Xiao's group of people, I'm not willing to shoot you, do you know? ”

Liu Xiong looked at him with disdain: "You're almost there, I don't know who scared me to pee my pants last time King Xiao came, and he stuck his head in the hole of the tree and pretended that people couldn't see him, and finally they robbed the iron pot at home." ”

Liu Laosi glared at Liu Xiong fiercely: "That's better than, better than you, you almost gave your mother-in-law to others." ”

The two of them were arguing there, and Liu Xiaobao kept urging on the side: "Mr. Wang, you are a bad person, why can't you bring this dish up?"

Liu Xiaoyang also replied on the side: "That is, people have been hungry for a long time." ”

Jiang Han thought to himself, you all let Xiao Jiao Snake snatch away your food, it's no wonder that you are not hungry, these goods are here to eat.

Liu Agen may also feel that these people are too embarrassed to Zhuangzi, so he quickly coughed and said loudly: "Shut up for me, look at a few of you, what do you look like? If you want me to say, I defeated King Xiao today, it was all the credit of several heroes, and it can be described as 'an earth-shattering sound, the hero made a move to block the thief, subdued King Xiao with one move, and everyone in the village applauded'."

Several people applauded when they heard it: "The patriarch is so literary and poetic." ”

Watching them entertain themselves on the side, Jiang Han felt very embarrassed, obviously he had been forced to have no way to live before, so he could only use a kitchen knife to find someone to fight hard, all the kung fu for such a while was alive and well, no wonder Liu Laozhuang had such a miserable life this year, and he was the master of eating and not remembering.

Wang Yan also saw that Jiang Han was very depressed, so he hurriedly interrupted and shouted outside: "Cuilan, is the dish ready?"

I heard Liu Cuilan answer in the kitchen: "Okay, okay, you invite everyone to the table first, I'll come right away." ”

Wang Yan saw that he could finally end this embarrassing conversation, let out a sigh of relief, and hurriedly invited Jiang Han and a few people to sit down at the table, Wang Yan insisted on letting Jiang Han sit down, Jiang Han shirked a few times, and saw that he couldn't get rid of it, so he could only sit down.

At this time, Liu Cuilan had already prepared the meal and began to serve it on the table one by one, Jiang Han saw that there were actually no good dishes, most of them were vegetarian dishes such as bean sprouts and tofu, and there was only one meat dish, which was a plate of fried pork belly.

Liu Laosi and a few people seemed to have never eaten meat for a hundred years, and a few people moved their chopsticks quickly, and after a while, they picked out the meat on the plate, this time Wang Yan was even more embarrassed, originally wanted to call a few people to accompany Jiang Han and them, how did they know that these guys were so embarrassed.

Wang Yan looked at Jiang Han embarrassedly, and just wanted to speak, he saw Jiang Han shaking his head slightly, he knew that these people hadn't eaten meat for a long time, if it wasn't for entertaining themselves, I'm afraid they wouldn't be able to eat this meat, and their group would not be able to eat whatever they wanted to eat when they left here tomorrow, so just let them be.

Thinking of this, Jiang Han picked up a piece of tofu, tasted it, and immediately gave a thumbs up: "This tofu is so tender, it's really delicious in the world." (To be continued.) )