Chapter 403: The little wolf went to the street to cause trouble, biting people's butts and blackmailing a hundred taels
Jiang Han, who was frightened, shook his head vigorously: "No, no, no, no, I told you a long time ago, it's enough for me to have you, how can I be greedy to provoke Miss Ling'er, and besides, I walk around the rivers and lakes, not to mention the danger, I am wandering outside all day long, how can I take care of her if I ask her again, don't mention this matter in the future." ”
Huilan glanced at him: "Seeing that you are scared, I will tease you, do you think Sister Ling'er can really take a fancy to you? ”
Jiang Han sighed at this time, thinking: "Who knows what you think in your heart, if I dare to agree, maybe I will be slapped into a meatloaf now, no matter how reasonable a woman is, the vinegar will be the same." ”
Jiang Han also tossed and didn't sleep for half the night, so he felt a little sleepy, so he planned to go back to the house and lie down for a while, but Luo Ziyu slept enough at night, and saw that Jiang Han went to sleep, knowing that he couldn't hurry today, so he took the little wolf to the street to play.
Jiang Han saw the little wolf jumping around, and shouted at Luo Ziyu: "You can't tie a rope to it, you see it grow bigger and bigger, what if you go to the street and bite people again? Even if you don't bite people, it's not good to scare others." Look at these dog teeth, how scary. After speaking, he broke the little wolf's mouth, flicked the little wolf's big teeth twice with his fingers, and made the little wolf snort angrily.
Luo Ziyu smiled disdainfully: "Leashed, don't you look at who raised this dog, how can it scare people, the little wolf doesn't know how obedient it is." ”
The little wolf also barked at Jiang Han twice, baring his teeth like a demonstration. Jiang Han, who was angry, waved his hand: "Go, go, you two can do whatever you want, don't ask me to wipe your ass if you get into trouble." After speaking, he ignored Luo Ziyu, closed the door and went back to the house to sleep.
Jiang Han actually sleeps a lot, and he belongs to the kind of person who doesn't sleep, but as long as his head touches the pillow, he must be asleep, plus he really didn't sleep in the middle of the night last night, so he immediately snored when he lay down.
Falling asleep, Jiang Han even dreamed, in the dream he was sitting on a chair, and there was a coolly dressed fair woman in front of him, dancing, when the woman turned around, it turned out to be Ling'er, I saw Ling'er walking in front of her with a smile, and she pulled herself a little shy and said, "Childe, get up." "But Jiang Han is ashamed enough.
But dreaming and dreaming, Ling'er's voice changed tone, and slowly turned into Luo Ziyu's voice, and I heard Luo Ziyu shouting: "Get up, you get up quickly!" Jiang Han, who was frightened, opened his eyes.
I saw Luo Ziyu standing next to him, staring at him with two eyes, and his hands kept shaking his shoulders.
Jiang Han glared at him and said fiercely, "What are you shouting about, you didn't see me sleeping in Zhengxiang?"
Luo Ziyu glanced at him: "I saw it, I saw that you not only slept soundly, but also smiled so obscenely, you definitely don't know what kind of dreams you have." ”
Jiang Han's heart was weak, but he still said stiffly: "What dreams do I have that you can take care of? Didn't you go to the street to play?"
Luo Ziyu nodded: "Yes, but I'm in trouble." ”
Jiang Han sat up all of a sudden, and said angrily: "You troublemaker!
Luo Ziyu smiled innocently: "Actually, it's not me, it's the little wolf, the little wolf bites people on the street." ”
Jiang Han glared at him: "I asked you to tie him a rope, but you didn't listen, what is happening now, something happened, right?"
Luo Ziyu pouted: "It was bitten by the little wolf, and I didn't do it, why do you keep training me?"
Jiang Han raised his fist and gestured: "I don't train you, I will train whom, who called you his master, you have to take it out, and if I train it, can it understand?"
Luo Ziyu snorted unconvinced, and did not speak, but her eyes were still full of dissatisfaction.
Jiang Han waved his hand: "Okay, I'll settle accounts with you in a while, where did the little wolf bite someone?"
The expression on Luo Ziyu's face suddenly became a little strange, then more and more distorted, and finally he even laughed out loud.
Jiang Han glared at him: "What did I say you are laughing at?"
Luo Ziyu endured it for a long time, then she couldn't hold back her laughter and said: "I bit a man, and I bit my buttocks in one bite, and I didn't let go until I died, but I slapped me twice before I let go." ”
Jiang Han glared at him: "You just gloat, since it's not serious, then why did you come to me?"
Luo Ziyu shook her head helplessly: "But people have to lose money." ”
Jiang Han frowned: "Don't you lose money?" You just pay others, why did you come back to toss me?"
Luo Ziyu also spread his hands helplessly: "But people want a hundred taels, how can I have so much money." ”
Jiang Han was stunned when he heard this: "A dog bite on his ass costs a hundred taels of silver, are you sure he wasn't bitten by a tiger?"
Luo Ziyu shook his head: "Then how do I know, he has to ask me to pay a hundred taels, otherwise he will roll around, I really can't help it, so I will bring him back." ”
Jiang Han glared at Luo Ziyu: "I know that I will be in trouble, and I won't be allowed to sleep well, where is that person now?"
Luo Ziyu pointed out with his hand: "I found an empty room and asked him to lie there and wait." ”
Jiang Han stood up helplessly and waved his hand at Luo Ziyu: "Let's go, take me to see, I want to see, this is a big bite, it takes a hundred taels of silver to fill it." ”
When the two of them came to the courtyard, they saw the little wolf lying on the ground, playing with a bone that they didn't know who gave it, and when they saw that the two people came out, they threw down the bones and rushed to the two people, wagging their tails at Jiang Han constantly, as if they were asking for credit.
Jiang Han raised his hand and flicked the little wolf's head, making a "boom" sound, the little wolf trembled, took a step back, and snorted twice at Jiang Han dissatisfied.
Jiang Han pointed at the little wolf dissatisfiedly and reprimanded: "Didn't Feng Liugui say that you are well-trained, why do you bite people indiscriminately as soon as you go on the street, I tell you, you can be honest with me in the future, and you will obediently tie me a rope when you go to the street, otherwise I will be careful that I will return you to Feng Liugui." ”
As if he understood, the little wolf lowered his head and obediently ran to the side to play with bones.
Jiang Han pointed at the little wolf with his hand and said to Luo Ziyu: "Look, it's all what you are used to, this hasn't grown up yet, isn't it lawless when you grow up?"
Luo Ziyu waved his hand innocently: "You can get it, everything depends on me, and I don't know who always secretly feeds it meat, and one day even made a piece of beef tendon, you don't know it? You didn't buy me beef tendon!"
Jiang Han smiled a little embarrassedly: "Hehe, my fault, my fault, Luo Daxia, don't be angry, let's hurry up and see the injured." ”
(End of chapter)