Chapter 312: Xiahou is precious

"Who dares to say that I am not a heavenly machine!"

The ears of the god stick are also sharp enough.

Xia Xun and Xia Hou muttered softly here, and he could hear them from a distance of several feet. I saw him turn his head suddenly, holding on to the dust, and pointed at Xia Xun angrily and shouted: "I don't know what to do, rabbit cub, if I am not a heavenly machine, you will definitely die on this trip to Kyoto!"

"Uh..."

Talking about people behind your back, the most afraid is to be heard.

Xia Xun was embarrassed now, with a bitter face, and said with a smile: "Dao Chief, don't be weird, the kid hasn't seen the Tianji Immortal, so he just talks casually, just talks, you don't have to take it to heart." ”

"Hmph, haven't seen it?"

Leaving the three monks, the god stick strode back to Xia Xun angrily, and vigorously thrust the flag pan into the ground with his left hand, and then pointed to the crooked five big characters on the flag pan with a black iron whisk, and shouted: "Such a big five are written on the flag, don't you know how to read?"

"Know, know, this is a word of heaven. Xia Xun nodded and smiled.

"Hmph, it's good to know, and I'll talk to you later. ”

The god stick shook his hand angrily, pointed at Xia Hou beside Xia Xun with a whisk of dust, and nodded: "You, give me two steps forward." ”

“......”

To be honest, the current Xiahou is empty from the bottom of his heart. Although Xia Xun packed the ticket, the god stick in front of him was definitely not an immortal on Penglai Island, but Xia Xun didn't say who he was. The thought that he was actually bullying an existence that was probably even more terrifying than the village chief in the village, this little care" couldn't help but jump. Now that the god stick has asked him to stand up, how dare he resist?

Obediently, he cowered and walked over...

"Undress. ”

"What?"

Impatient, the stick repeated: "Take off your clothes." ”

"Damn, what do you want to do?"

Xiahou's heart was tight, and his fists were tight. As the saying goes, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated, and the god stick is such an insult, even if Xiahou is afraid, I am afraid that he will have to fight hard: "I... I'm telling you, Lao Tzu is not easy to bully. ”

Seeing this, the god stick suddenly lost his temper, and shouted: "Cowardice, your true appearance is false, and the poor road can't see clearly, wait until you take off your shirt to reveal your true appearance, and the truth can be revealed." ”

"Uh..."

Xia Hou was still not confident, turned back slightly, and asked to go to Xia Xun to take a look.

Xia Xun nodded and said, "Take it off, it's just a shirt, don't take off your pants anyway." ”

Xiahou was unconvinced, and looked at the god stick fixedly.

Since Xia Xun said that it was okay, he was helpless. As Xia Xun said, anyway, if you take off your clothes and be looked bare-chested, you won't lose a piece of meat or anything, so don't let your ass be pouted. Thinking about it, Xia Hou pulled the belt with his left hand, untied the robe with his right hand, and took off his coat and inner robe with a twist...

"Sha..."

"Hurry up and see. ”

The robe fell, and the luster was revealed.

I have to say that Xiahou does have a good body that men envy and women flock to. A body of sturdy muscles like a calf, soft and shiny in the dim candlelight. The flesh is built into a solid stone base, the tendons are like pythons, and the skin is like a battle armor. At the same time, it can also be seen that under the * of Dean Tianshu over the years, I am afraid that he has really suffered a lot.

"Well..."

The god stick didn't say a word, surrounded Xiahou's sturdy body, and walked around two laps slowly. He seemed to pay special attention to Xiahou's back, because he stopped on Xiahou's back for more than several times longer than his predecessor.

And Xiahou's back does have something to look at.

It was a tattoo...

To be more precise, it was a black beast-shaped tattoo, and as for what kind of beast it was, it was impossible to tell. Because, its form is too abstract. The size of a fist, roughly rounded, and tattooed in the center of the back. Elephant hooves, snake bodies, antlers, dragon heads, eagle wings, tiger claws, curled up and gaining momentum, mighty and expressive. For this tattoo, Xia Xun and Mo Xian are not surprised, but the two little monks are suspicious.

After looking at it for a long time, the god stick walked back to the front of Xiahou, Titi Fuchen motioned for him to put on his clothes again, and then said: "Your hexagram is the most unwilling to calculate divination among the six people here, do you know why?"

"Cut..."

Xiahou Lisuo put on his robe and said disapprovingly: "Isn't it just that Lao Tzu provoked you? It's really a small belly, and if you don't know it, you can't tell it, even if the sky falls, Lao Tzu can resist it!" Who is afraid of whom?"

"Humph!"

"The heart of a villain is the belly of a gentleman. If you are so willful, it won't be long before you will suffer. ”

Xiahou came, but it was extremely rare that the god stick did not act as a demon, and he kindly preached. At this moment, Xiahou didn't even have room to carry it, so he could only slow down a little momentum and ask, "Then why do you say it?"

"Because, watching your life for a few days also hurts people. The god stick said in a deep voice.

"Why don't you think I'm hurting my spirits, aren't other people hurting my spirits?" Xiahou asked strangely.

"Definitely. ”

The god stick shook his head: "The number of days in fifty must be one of them, even if the number of days is missing, it is also within the scope of days, and there is no obstacle to poor Taoism." But your destiny is no longer among the days, so it hurts to look at it. If it weren't for the poor Tao and the heavenly beings, there would be no one in the world who could divinate for you. ”

"I see..."

As soon as the god stick said this, the person who reacted the most here was not Xia Hou, but Xia Xun.

The calm eyes suddenly flashed with a ray of inspiration when he heard the sound, just like an initiation, and he suddenly understood it! Some things that made Xia Xun meditate for dozens of days without being able to understand it seemed to be thoroughly realized in an instant! He couldn't help but exclaim, "I see." Because, through these few words, Xia Xun seems to have found a hint hidden in the chaos and nothingness. For example, why did the saint of Yingshui Soul Chasing Tower give him a killing order. Why did his grandfather put him on the table, why did Xia Yuan allow him to go to Kyoto, why did everyone think that he was the orphan of the royal family...

The god stick glanced over and asked with a sly smile, "Don't you think it's scary?"

“......”

Xia Xun thought about it but didn't answer, as if there was something unspeakable.

And Xiahou couldn't understand this situation even more: "Why is my life not in the number of days?"

"Because, someone deliberately hid you. ”

“......”

The sly smile continued, and the god stick turned his eyes back and replied. Xia Hou still didn't understand the meaning of this, and was about to ask again, but the god stick didn't give him a chance to speak again, and said first: "The sky has a fixed number, and people are impermanent, but it doesn't hinder you, you don't need to worry about it." Your fate is unified by the Liuhe, there are the six phases, you can be above the heavens and stars, your luck is blessed by the emperor star, and the life star is guarded by the Nine Palaces of the Big Dipper, so your fate is destined to cause disasters and gather difficulties, but you can turn evil into good fortune, but there is no disaster at all. The first half of your life is a horse, and the second half of your life is glorious, and the nobles of your life are rare in the world. As for this long journey, although you have ups and downs and hard work, as long as you follow your brother well, you will be able to do all kinds of disasters. ”

“......”

"Finished?"

"That's it. ”

Such a profound remark is ironclad and incomprehensible to Xiahou's literary strategy. However, compared with the number of words, the hexagram meaning given by the god stick to Xiahou is much less than that of the previous three monks.

"You're not going to give me something?"

"Humph!"

The god rolled his eyes disdainfully, and reprimanded: "You are insatiable, you are destined to be prosperous for half your life, so why do you need to give away mundane things from the poor way? When the hexagram is effective, you should not forget to give back the poor gift." ”

"Cut..."

Xiahou was quite angry: "The guy with a small belly and chicken intestines, if you are stingy, you will say it directly, why do you talk so much?"

“......”

The god stick suddenly found that the thickness of this Xiahou's skin was no less than his own. Just now, he was bullying people, shouting and shouting to kill, but now he still has a face, and he wants to ask for benefits upside down. This tree dies without skin, and people are invincible without skin, which is really a wise saying.

"Do you really want to?" asked the god with a wry smile.

Xia Hou looked at the god stick like a fool: "Don't be in vain, why don't I?"

"Well, Poor Dao will give you a word. ”

"Big things happen, no small things. If you want to do big things, you must be constrained in small things. ”

"Uh, what do you mean?"

"Go to your own senses. ”

"Damn, aren't you kidding?"

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you..."

“......”

Putting aside Xiahou, I don't bother to take care of it.

The god stick took half a step and stood in front of Xia Xun, and then held the dust and pointed at Mo Xian a few feet away, and hooked his fingers: "You stand here." ”

"Poof. ”

Not to say good, not to say.

Mo Xian has always been cold and quiet, which is the essence of this way.

If Xia Hou's noise is the first to strike, then Mo Xian's indifference is to brake with quietness, and in the face of the old god stick who can't even figure out the details of Xia Xun, he is even more silent at this time. Raising his hand to put Qing Feng back into the sheath, he walked a few steps coldly, came to Xia Xun's side, stared at the god stick coldly, and said nothing, like an indifferent piece of wood.

For Mo Xian's attitude, the god stick was not surprised, and the obscene little eyes turned to Xia Xun, and asked meaningfully: "It's strange, right?"

"Yes. Xia Xun didn't deny it, and nodded directly.

Shen Stick said again: "It's okay to be strange, if I were to be you, I would also be dizzy by Xia Yin's false and real means." It's just..."As he spoke, the Shen Stick turned his words slightly, and suddenly regretted: "It's just that the poor Dao once had the intention to help you turn a catastrophe, but you turned a blind eye, and finally led to the root of the turmoil in the Yuan Night." And tonight, Poor Dao doesn't care about his past suspicions, and if I come to help you again, you still treat your conscience as a dog's lungs, which really makes Poor Dao feel cold. ”

Xia Xun was slightly surprised...

Because from the last sentence of the god stick, he seemed to hear the smell of the god stick preparing to extort money. After all, according to the old god's previous routine, after paving the heartfelt sensationalism, there must be a plan.

"Dao Chief, let's ask for the hexagram honorarium, but it's enough. ”

"Heh, just kidding. ”

Before he could open his mouth, he was pointed out as a key point, and the god stick looked a little annoyed and angry: "Do you think that the word of the poor road is a waste of fame? You only have a few hundred taels of silver, and you want to buy the hexagram of the poor road? Xiaoyou, you think too much, right?"

"Uh..."

Sure enough, the fox's tail of the magic stick was revealed again.

It's just that Xia Xun's understanding at this time is different. If the god stick said such a thing before the hexagram was explained, it was a fool of the god stick in order to get more silver. But when the god stick explained the hexagram for the four of them, Xia Xun didn't dare to have such thoughts. Whether there is a word of gold or not that the god stick said, let's not say it for the time being. At least the gold circle that the god stick gave out without blinking an eye was absolutely priceless. Besides, he casually said so much secret. It can be seen that what the god stick is saying now is really not a fool, but a big truth.

Because...

He's just pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

Xia Xun asked, "I don't know what you want on the kid?"

"You think too highly of yourself, don't you?"

"Uh..."