Chapter 5: Shemales
After a long while, Su Qingxuan came back to her senses from her jaw-dropping and asked urgently, "How did you do it?"
Su Bei was even more puzzled than her, "I don't know, sister, you just said that you inhaled the aura into the body, and I sucked it, but I choked on it in one bite, and it took me a lot of effort to hold them down." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Su Qingxuan only felt that her eyes were dark when she heard this, and a sentence echoed in her mind over and over again, "Choking, choking, choking......"
Su Bei looked at Su Qingxuan, who was completely confused, and scratched the back of his head again, "What's wrong?
Su Qingxuan looked at him in a daze, and opened her mouth several times before she could hold back a sentence, "Say, what kind of demon are you?"
Su Bei thought about it very seriously, and asked in an uncertain whisper, "Shemale?"
"Smack!" Su Qingxuan slapped Su Bei's forehead, "Shemale, you are big, people are people, demons are demons, where do shemales come from?"
Su Bei covered his forehead aggrievedly, and asked unconvinced: "What is the name of that person and the demon?"
Su Qingxuan was stunned, looking at her strange living treasure brother with a look of amazement, speechless.
She didn't speak, Su Bei's eyes rolled, looked at her and asked cautiously, "Could it be called a demon?"
Su Qingxuan: "......"
It didn't take long for Su Bei to see the old butler with a serious expression, a cyan robe without a trace of wrinkles, gray hair and a reflective beard, walking into the practice ground with two wooden boxes, "The old slave greets the young lady and the young master." ”
Su Qingxuan nodded as usual, and when Su Bei saw this, he jumped up crampedly and waved his hand again and again: "Don't be polite, just call my name." "There are so many servants in the house, and he thinks of this serious old butler.
The old housekeeper looked solemn and said solemnly: "The clan has clan rules, the family has family laws, how can the old slave mess up the rules!"
Su Qingxuan interjected: "Uncle Yuan, listen to Xiaobei, otherwise he will have to go around you in the future." ”
The old housekeeper looked at Su Qingxuan who was smiling, and then at Su Bei, who was cramped with his thumbs around the corners of his clothes, and nodded reluctantly: "Then the old slave will listen to Miss." ”
Su Bei breathed a sigh of relief, don't look at him all day long, he wants to listen to the servants in the house call the young master, in fact, he is just playing with them, and he doesn't really treat himself as a young master.
Su Qingxuan: "Did you get something?"
The old butler nodded and presented the two wooden boxes in his hand, "The blood testing table and the spirit test crystal are here." ”
Su Beiqi said: "Sister, when did you ask the old housekeeper to send something?"
Su Qingxuan took the two wooden boxes, and replied without raising her head: "Just now, thousands of miles of sound." ”
Su Bei's eyes flashed when he heard this, and his mouth kept muttering, "Amazing, amazing." ”
Su Qingxuan opened the two wooden boxes and glanced at them, and beckoned to Su Bei: "Come here." ”
Su Bei stretched his neck and leaned up, and saw two wooden boxes, one containing a bronze vessel in the shape of a large inkstone with a palm, and the other containing a large transparent crystal ball with a fist, "Sister, what is this?"
Su Qingxuan: "I'll explain it to you later, you squeeze a drop of blood here first." As she spoke, she pointed to the inkstone-shaped bronze.
Su Bei blinked his big eyes and made a bitter little face, "Sister, can you not squeeze it, it hurts!"
Su Qingxuan didn't force him, and casually took out a small jade bottle that emitted a faint white light, "Sister has a delicious jelly bean here, you squeeze a drop of blood, and my sister will give you the jelly bean." ”
Su Bei's eyes lit up as soon as he heard the word "delicious", and he raised a finger to bite, but as soon as his finger felt pain, he retracted his finger again.
This thing is so afraid of pain that he can't take this bite on his fingers, but looking at the small jade bottle in Su Qingxuan's hand and greedy, he thought about it in a dilemma, and suddenly remembered that he was changing his teeth recently, and his eyes lit up again.
I saw him put his hand in his mouth and moved, then lowered his head, "Phew." ”
With a "snap", a mouthful of bloody spit spit into the bronze inkstone.
Su Qingxuan and the old housekeeper stared at Su Bei blankly.
Where is this weird brain hole, this is simply a pit on the Tianling Gai'er!
Su Bei was embarrassed by the two of them, and asked cautiously, "Not enough?"
Su Qingxuan and the old housekeeper nodded in unison, and said in unison: "Enough is enough......"
Su Beixi smiled, took the small jade bottle in Su Qingxuan's hand and looked at it vigorously, he has lived for more than ten years, and he has never eaten jelly beans!
And Su Qingxuan and the old housekeeper lowered their heads to look at the reaction of the blood measuring table, and after a while, the old housekeeper said: "It's the blood of the human race." ”
Su Qingxuan nodded and emphasized: "Purebred." ”
The two of them turned their heads, and saw Su Beizheng snorting thoughtfully, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Su Bei looked at Su Qingxuan with some embarrassment, "The jelly beans disappeared as soon as I entered my mouth, and I haven't tasted them yet." ”
Su Qingxuan's expression was broken, "You ate the dredging pill?"
"What?" Ren Bei was surprised, "Jelly Bean?"
Su Qingxuan stroked her forehead weakly, "Uncle Yuan, please send Xiaobei to the toilet." ”
Rao is old housekeeper was as serious as facial paralysis, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching at this time, "Young master, the toilet is here." ”
Su Bei scratched the back of his head, "Sister, why should I go to the toilet, I don't want to pull the ......" The latter words were interrupted by a roar from his stomach.
His face changed suddenly, and he lifted his pants with both hands and ran desperately in the direction pointed by the old butler.
Su Qingxuan looked at Su Bei's back like a burning buttocks, her eyes were crooked, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she endured it for a while, and finally broke out into a series of laughs.
The old housekeeper stared at Su Qingxuan, who was smiling forward and backwards, and a smile of relief gradually appeared on his old-fashioned face, he hadn't seen his young lady smile so happily for a long time.
After a long time, Su Qingxuan smiled with difficulty, "Xiaobei is very interesting, isn't it?"
The old housekeeper nodded first, thought for a while, and then said: "Although the young master is born in dirty red dust, his heart is surprisingly clean, you can be accompanied by such a younger brother, and the master can also smile and comfort in the spirit of the sky." ”
Su Qingxuan looked at Su Bei, who had stepped into the edge of the practice ground, lightly stroked his sideburns and smiled: "I'm also very happy to have such a younger brother as him." ”
Su Bei walked into the practice ground with vain steps, looked at Su Qingxuan with a look of resentment and said, "Sister, you are not authentic, you actually gave me laxatives." ”
"Laxative?" Su Qingxuan smiled evilly, revealing a small tiger tooth glittering in the sun, "Do you know how much this laxative costs?"
Su Bei pouted, "How much can laxatives be sold for?"
Su Qingxuan smiled more and more happily, and her apricot eyes that had been bent into crescent moons flashed with joy, "I remember that there is this kind of one-turn Baodan sold in Yanmen Pass, what is the price tag?" Oh, one hundred taels of gold." ”
"Poof" Su Bei sat on the ground, opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth wide, and looked at Su Qingxuan with a demented expression.
"Giggle......" Su Qingxuan burst into a burst of laughter like silver bells again.
The laughter recalled the gods of northern Jiangsu, he lowered his head and counted with his fingers, "One tael of gold is equal to ten taels of silver, one tael of silver is equal to a thousand copper plates, and one copper plate can buy two big white steamed buns......"
Ten fingers were not enough, so he asked the old housekeeper for help, "Uncle Yuan, you can help me calculate how many steamed buns I can buy with a hundred taels of gold." ”
The old housekeeper looked at Su Bei's frightened and inexplicable appearance, and actually smiled rarely, "Back to the young master, two million." ”
The huge number smashed Su Bei's hair almost stood up, he turned his head stiffly, looked at Su Qingxuan in a daze, and said: "Sister, can I still sell the laxative if I spit it out now?" As long as we sell it, we can buy a lot of steamed buns, and we won't be able to eat them all in our lives." ”
For a little beggar who was still begging on the street six days ago, the impact of two million steamed buns is definitely a tsunami level that is enough to subvert the outlook on life.
Hearing Su Bei's simple words, especially her "we", Su Qingxuan stopped laughing, he got up and rubbed the top of his head vigorously, "Lie to your pull, that jelly bean was made by my sister herself, it's not worth much, it's good for your body to eat it, don't think about it." ”
Of course, this is a lie to northern Jiangsu, dredging pills can clean up the toxins accumulated in the body, mortals can eat it to strengthen the body, prolong life, and practitioners can enhance the body's affinity for aura after eating, which is equivalent to improving the cultivation qualification in disguise, and it is still effective for rookies who have just entered the cultivation road.
With this miraculous effect alone, this pill can't be cheap, plus the blind adjuvant of this pill has been extinct in many places in Kyushu, and the price of this pill in the main cities of the human race and the cultivation workshop market in Kyushu has always been high, and it still belongs to the kind that has no price, and the one hundred taels of gold that Su Qingxuan just said is just the reserve price, and everyone understands the difference between the reserve price and the transaction price.
Su Bei, who didn't even know anything in the cultivation world, naturally didn't know this, he thought it was really holding his chest and exhaling a long breath, "Sister, you are too bad, don't say anything about giving me laxatives and lie to me." ”
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble!" Su Qingxuan waved her hand, and then pointed to the test spirit crystal placed in another wooden box, "Brother, you inject a stream of spiritual energy into this crystal." ”
Hearing that there was no need to bleed, Su Bei didn't ask much, spread out his hand, and condensed a dragon's eye-sized aura in his palm with a calm mind, and then turned his hand over and injected the aura into the spirit crystal.
As soon as the aura was injected into the Spirit Crystal, he felt a cool gas rush from the crystal into his arm, traveling along his arm.
Su Bei was so frightened that his hand trembled, and as soon as he withdrew his hand, he was held down by Su Qingxuan, "Don't be afraid, it's okay." ”
Su Bei put his mind at ease and let this cool gas swim in his body.
As soon as this cool gas poured into his chest, it immediately divided into several streams, some surging towards his legs, some surging towards the top of his head, and it was quite comfortable.
It wasn't until he had turned around every part of Su Bei's body that the cool gas slowly flowed back through his arm.
Su Qingxuan and the old butler stared at the test stone tightly.
When the cool gas was re-injected into the teststone, the transparent teststone suddenly glowed with a rich firelight, and if you looked closely, the whole teststone seemed to be divided into two halves, half of which was fiery red, while the other half was flickering with nine fiery red shadows......
The old butler only glanced at it, and the whole person was completely demented: "This, this, this, the double eucharist?"
Su Qingxuan's attention was attracted by something else, "Uncle Yuan, look at Xiaobei's soul. ”
"Huh?" the old butler lowered his head mechanically, and stretched out his fingers like a babbling child to count while counting: "1, 2, 3...... 8, 9, one missing?"
Su Qingxuan nodded solemnly, "Innate soul is missing!"