Chapter 249: The Forgotten Guards (I)

"Gentlemen, thank you very much to our little friends for the wonderful magic show they brought us!" When the host exchanged glances with Xiao Ke and someone over there, he continued his professionalism, and began to brag about Xiao Ke's magic over there. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Xiao Ke gently approached the host's side, and then whispered something, the host listened, and immediately understood and took the microphone and shouted again: "Gentlemen! Now we are about to enter the first part of today's magic show! That is, the interactive part! We will randomly select an audience member to come on stage to perform a magic trick with our Xiao Ke children! Now start choosing!"

"Pick?" Don't forget to listen to Zhile at the bottom: "It's also a random election, who doesn't know that the audience who plays magic tricks has to be determined, flicker! and flicker...... Alas?!"

Under the expression of Mo Forget Sparta, the spotlight directly gathered on Mo Forget's bald head, and there was a movement like background music on it, which made Mo Forget completely blinded: "What about the inner decision?!(╬ ̄ ̄)"

"......Oooo Lucky...... Please turn off the spotlight first, this flash is so bad that I can't see anything clearly. The spotlight fell on Mo Wang's shiny bald head, which made a bunch of people who looked over say that they were blinded, and the same was true for the host.

After the spotlight went out, the host saw Mo Wang's appearance clearly, and shouted at Mo Wang: "That lucky gentleman, please come on stage! Please come on stage! Hurry up, please come on stage!"

"I'm going! it's really me......" Mo Forget pouted speechlessly, looked at his mobile phone, there was still a lot of time to pick him up, so it was good to go up and play, this Xiao Ke's magic just now was also good, and it was good to learn from each other!Hmm~ o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o Mo Forget so he strode up.

He was about the same height as Xiao Ke at that time, but Mo Forget's walking posture was very different, striding out of his legs, stepping on his vigorous and mighty steps, very dragon and tiger steps, majestic and magnificent, and extraordinary. (Lazy man: This is just a self-feeling that you don't forget, don't care, in fact, he just walked up ordinarily.) Hmm~ o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o )

Anyway, Mo Forget is indeed different from Xiao Ke, Xiao Ke is a pseudo-mother who walks out of the mother's posture, Mo Forget is a casual man's posture here, although the height and figure are similar, Mo Forget's whiteness is far more than Xiao Ke, but people know when they see Mo Forget, Don't forget that this is a man! (ps: That's not undressed!)

walked to the stage, looked at the crowd below, and didn't forget that something was wrong, there was a ...... in this crowd Why are all women? No, it's Nima, why are most of them pseudo-mothers?!

Under the opening of Tianyantong, Mo Forget's eyes are simply about to be blinded, Nima is all pseudo-mothers?!What is going on with this Che Chi Guo?!Is there such an exaggeration in the original book?!Lazy man, you come out for me! You change the original book so randomly! It's a pit person! It's a pit person! Or a pit person, a pit person, a pit person?!

Mo Forget, who was restless and suffered a huge blow, stood with Xiao Ke, it was all kinds of awkwardness, and if you look at the host carefully, it seems that he is also a man who is a bit of a pseudo-mother, so that Mo Forget that it feels all kinds of things are not good, and I regret very much why I didn't watch all the things here before, but I saw half of the plane to the ground and watched the magic show first! Nima This can't be a trap, right?!

Don't forget to put his eyes on Bai Xue's side like asking for help, and seeing Bai Xue's mouth opening and closing in front of him, Mo Forget, who has learned lip language, understood what he was saying: Almost all the men in Che Chiguo are pseudo-mothers......

"Okay...... ╮(╯-╰)╭" is acceptable...... Why are almost all men in a good country pseudo-mothers?! This Nima does not conform to the laws of nature, right?!

Don't forget that he kept wanting to complain but desperately held back, but the host over there was surprised by Mo Forget: "It's really unexpected! Gentlemen! The one who was invited up would actually be a Chinese!"

"Pay attention to your words!" Don't forget that he just turned his head at that time, and glared at the host angrily: "You are also a Chinese person, everyone in this world is a Chinese person, there is only one Chinese person, and no one is not a Chinese person!"

"This ...... Uh~~-______-""The host was glared at by Mo Forget, it was unconsciously a few steps back, almost fell to the ground, and Mo Forget, who had killed countless people, unconsciously had a terrifying murderous aura in his eyes, and the murderous aura was released under the angry gaze, which made the host like Xiaobai frightened.

Fortunately, Xiao Ke came over in time to help him, and the pseudo-lady wearing high heels circled around Mo Wang, and suddenly stretched out her hand, stretched out to Mo Wang's pocket, and used a spell to pull out a rabbit from Mo Wang's pocket, a watch, a pair of pokers, and a firecracker.

"Little one, you're pretty good at spells. Don't forget to watch these things that he usually doesn't put on his body at all being taken out, and then his eyes froze: "You...... It's amazing!"

Xiao Ke's hand actually took out the identity certificate that Mo Forgot had handled before coming here and used it in Chechi Autonomous Region, which made Mo Forget's brows jump wildly, how did he take it out?

Mo Forget's eyes burned to look at this Xiao Ke, this time it was finally no longer with an appreciative gaze, but with a vigilant gaze, and he was able to take something from him without discovering it, this little guy is full of potential......! Next, I would like to ask him if he would like to join the army.

Mo Forget's mind was distracted again, and he didn't pay attention to it at all, what kind of serious thing would happen if his identity certificate in Chechi Autonomous Region was lost, that Wen Qiang was arrested by Chechi Autonomous Region because his identity certificate was lost, and then he died, and he ...... It should be a master of art who is bold!um~ o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o

Don't forget that this side is distracted, and the little coke over there is not the same beauty in his heart, so he just used a little trick to trick his eyes, that is, he easily took this thing from Mo Forget, which he thought could be a small life, and sure enough, the personnel from Huaxia still had too little experience in fighting when they came here just now!

Then next, although I'm very sorry, but for the sake of the overall situation, I will take advantage of the situation here and kill him on stage unconsciously!

Xiao Ke made this decision in his heart, and clapped his hands three times with skill, and two people wearing rabbit girl costumes came out behind him...... Pseudo-Niang, well, anyway, the pseudo-Niang is not wrong, two pseudo-Niang assistants wearing bunny girl costumes walked out, pushing a huge black box, and then slowly opened the door of the box under Mo Forget's nose.

There are two full sets of torture tools inside the box, Xiao Ke made a gesture of please under Mo Forget's curious gaze, and then said to the audience below: "After a while, the two of us will enter this box together, both of us will be bound, and then this box will be locked, and I will escape from the box within five minutes, of course, I will also escape with this big brother!"

"And to add to the excitement, I deliberately placed a red paint bucket inside the box, if we fail to escape, after five minutes, we will be dyed blood red!

"Interesting!" shouted the audience below.

"Then why don't you ask the eldest brother to take off his clothes with me first, showing that we don't have any tools with us?" Xiao Ke then said to Mo Forget, with an innocent look, making Mo Forget nod unconsciously.

"Then please take care of my clothes, Golden Hoop Stick. Don't forget that there was nothing wrong with it, so he took off the clothes on his body one by one, and there were not a few pieces in total, all of them were put together with the bracelet that changed from the golden hoop stick, and the tight-fitting tights were still on his body, ready to enter the box.

"Wait a minute~~ Big brother, tights are not good!" Xiao Ke, who only had a high-fork tights left, shook his finger at Mo Forget: "This is not good~~ Big brother has to wear clothes like mine!"

"I'm sorry, but my tights are for combat, not for showing off. Don't forget to look at the weird protrusions under Xiao Ke, shrugged and said, "I don't have clothes like this." ”

"Then can you trouble the big brother to go down there and change into the clothes we prepared for you?" Xiao Ke said with an innocent smile, and after finishing speaking, he turned his head and shouted to the audience: "Can you wait for ten minutes?"

"Yes!" The audience below all looked at Mo Forget with eager eyes, looked at Mo Forget's body, took off his coat, but Mo Forget, who was wearing tights, revealed a lot of skin on his body, like a work of art, skin and figure, that was for them to say...... I want to take a closer look~~

"Really...... Well then. A cold glint flashed in Mo Forget's eyes, and he finally noticed that something was wrong, but ...... The artist was bold, he still didn't care about it, so he walked off the stage, and it took less than three minutes to change into a high-fork tights and walk up, and a series of nosebleeds spurted out from the audience on the spot.

"Are you also from the Forgotten Guards?" said Xiao Ke in a surprised whisper.

"What the hell?" DON't FORGET ING......