Chapter 688: Are You Stupid?
"This ...... This is too precious," Rao is Li Cunfeng is usually silent, but at this time, his lips and teeth trembled with excitement, "Lord, I ......"
Du Ziyuan patted him on the shoulder and said, "Understand it well, and it will be better to help me run errands in the future." ”
Li Cunfeng's expression was solemn, and he bowed down with his sword and said, "Thank you for the reward." ”
"That's it, you can go play casually, I'll slip away first. After Du Ziyuan finished speaking, a teleportation disappeared in front of Li Cunfeng.
"The prince is really powerful," Li Cunfeng looked at the place where Du Ziyuan disappeared and muttered, "You have to practice your sword well, otherwise you won't even be qualified to run errands in the future." ”
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Du Ziyuan returned to Longjiao Village directly from Tianjian Mountain, and when he entered the house, he shouted: "颦颦?颦颦?"
However, there was no response, his consciousness was swept away, and he did not find any trace of Lin Yufeng. Whether he couldn't sweep it out or was really out of scope was uncertain.
"Miss Xiaoyu is out. In the kitchen, a figure walked out, holding a meat bun in his hand. It was Elder Guanjian.
"Uh, are you still there?" Du Ziyuan thought she had returned to the Penglai Sword Sect.
Elder Guanjian gave him a blank look: "How can anyone talk to an elder like this? Do you think I'm eating and drinking here with you?"
Although Du Ziyuan wanted to say "yes", considering that she was old and would not be good if she couldn't stand the stimulation and myocardial infarction, he said: "No, I just heard that the people in your Penglai Sword Sect are very busy, so I thought you would have gone back to deal with affairs a long time ago." ”
"Oh, that," Elder Guanjian took a bite of the meat bun and said, "I am an Elder of Transmission Gong, and I am responsible for teaching the Immortal Gong Immortal Method, but those who are more low-level have their own other low-level elders to teach, and I am only responsible for teaching elite disciples." ”
"Well, so what?" Du Ziyuan didn't understand what she was trying to say.
"I mean, if I raise the assessment standard a little bit, no one will be able to pass the test, so that I can't justifiably stop working?" Elder Guanjian winked mischievously like a girl, "How is it? I'm smart, right?"
Du Ziyuan hugged his fists and said: "It's amazing, you can say this kind of thing so confidently, you can't afford to provoke it." ”
Only then did Elder Guanjian continue to eat her meat bun with satisfaction.
Du Ziyuan asked her, "Where did you go?"
"I don't know, she said that the materials at home have run out, and she will go somewhere else to see if she can pick up some supplements for you," Elder Guanjian finished speaking, and looked Du Ziyuan up and down, "Boy, you won't lose kidneys, right?"
"You're just kidney-deficient!" the man couldn't stand this kind of questioning, "I ...... every day A pillar of optimus!"
"Really?" Elder Guanjian's gaze swept over Du Ziyuan's left leg, right leg, left side of the dantian, and upper perineum, and then showed an old godmother-like smile.
Du Ziyuan got goosebumps when she saw it: "Feng Feng is not there, what about Xiao Jin?"
She said that she was going to catch sharks, and there was a shark with a tiger pattern that she had been chasing for a year and hadn't caught it, and she seemed very unwilling. ”
"MDZZ, a good dragon, what kind of shark does she catch, wouldn't it be good to get through the last catastrophe and become an immortal. "I can't say anything about this mentally handicapped dragon maid, Du Ziyuan.
Elder Guanjian suddenly approached, circled around Du Ziyuan, and looked up and down.
"You, what are you going to do?" Could it be that she wants the old cow to eat tender grass? Du Ziyuan was apprehensive.
"Boy," Elder Guanjian said with a frown, "You shouldn't be about to cross the tribulation, right?"
"Huh?" Du Ziyuan's mind was crooked, and he suddenly didn't react when he heard this, "Oh, that, it seems to be true." ”
Guan Jian's brows furrowed even deeper: "I remember that you seem to be a martial arts cultivator, do you know how terrifying the Yin Yang Divine Tribulation of martial arts is?"
"I know," Du Ziyuan said, "Now in the entire Heavenly Court, the Martial Immortals are not even enough for one hand, and it is said that the vast majority of the Martial Cultivators have been killed by thunder. ”
"Then you still go to the tribulation?" Guan Jian said, "I originally thought that you would fly directly by merit, this is too wrong, it stands to reason that your current fame is not much compared to Mei Youxiao's loneliness back then, why haven't you soared yet?"
Du Ziyuan didn't expect that she would also notice this, and she was worthy of being the pillar of the top sect.
"The merit on my body is enough, but the Emperor of Heaven is suppressing me from succeeding in becoming a virtuous immortal. ”
"Emperor of Heaven?" Guan Jian didn't expect Du Ziyuan to mention this big guy, and was surprised, "Do you know the Emperor of Heaven?" Why did you offend him, he didn't let you soar?"
Du Ziyuan shook his head and smiled: "It's not to offend him, it's my mother's request, she thinks that the merit immortal combat power is too scum and has no future, so she let the Emperor of Heaven press my merit and let me go to the tribulation." ”
"This ......" Guan Jian didn't know what to say about it. She had long guessed that Du Ziyuan's identity was not ordinary, but now that it involves the Emperor of Heaven, his mother is still a person who can influence the Emperor of Heaven, which is a bit beyond her imagination.
"Don't you know?" Du Ziyuan said, "I remember what I told Brother Mu, my mother is the god of the moon." ”
"Moon God Niangniang!" Guan Jian didn't know how many times he was surprised for a short time, "My God, does Moon God Niangniang actually have a son? Who is your father?"
"I don't have a father, my mother gave birth to me alone. Du Ziyuan said.
"That...... Doesn't it matter if you call your mother like a daphnia?"
"What can I do, that's what my mother told me. "Du Ziyuan spread his hands, immortals, it's not strange what happened, Hua Xu stepped on a footprint and was pregnant.
Guan Jian looked at him like a fool: "No, I said are you stupid?
"Why don't you believe it?" Du Ziyuan was a little unhappy, why did he say that he was stupid?
Guan Jian shook his head speechlessly: "I said that you little straight men, what women say can never be interpreted literally, okay? Your mother said that you don't have a father, so you really don't have it? I think it's more likely that the relationship between the two people broke down, and she didn't want to mention him, so she simply said that there was no such person." ”
"Really?" Hearing her say this, Du Ziyuan was a little shaken. After all, he really doesn't understand women very well.
"You're not a woman, so you don't understand," Guanjian probably taught the disciple to be used to, and said in a tone from a passerby, "For those who don't want to mention it, in our eyes, they are all dead, and I have a junior sister who told her daughter that she was picked from a tree, but in fact, the child's father is fine now." ”
The more Du Ziyuan listened, the more he felt that it made sense, thinking about it carefully, being pregnant with a feeling or something is just a myth and legend, otherwise why didn't Heavenly Court see other immortals get pregnant with a feeling for so many years?
If this could really be the case, wouldn't Heavenly Court have long been in charge of the lily?