Chapter Fifty-Seven: The Medicinal Spirit
"Medicine Cliff" is full of people, tens of thousands of warriors stand on the edge of the cliff, looking at the pagoda on the other side, and there are many discussions. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Compared with the previous cliffs, the difficulty of the "medicine cliff" is obviously much higher, not only requiring the cliff crosser to understand pharmacology, but also to reach a certain level, therefore, in the case of insufficient preparation, it is extremely difficult to cross the "medicine cliff".
Usually, the Dan masters of each major school will serve as pharmacists at the same time, replacing the pharmacists to hang the pot to help the world and save the life and help the wounded, but the real pharmacists are independent of the Dan masters, proficient in various pharmacology, bone and muscle, makeover, gold acupuncture, etc., and indulge in the medical avenue for life.
Therefore, there are not many pharmacists on the rivers and lakes, and if you want to cross the medicine cliff, Danshi is irreplaceable, and you can't do it without pharmacists.
However, even with such difficulties, the major forces waiting on the edge of the cliff still took out their manpower to find dozens of pharmacists to gather together to study how to cross the cliff.
Because no one has crossed the "Medicine Cliff" yet, when Li Xiao walked out of the window, the place where he appeared was not over the cliff, but appeared in a group of pharmacists who had just been organized, his position was at the back of the crowd, and when he appeared, it was not so abrupt, and almost no one noticed him.
"Pharmacist...... Pharmacist ...... "Dozens of pharmacists who are over half a hundred years old and meet for the first time give each other hands and laugh about the way of pharmacology.
Behind the crowd, an old man with a goatee wearing a green shirt and carrying a burden on his back was skinny, and when he saw Li Xiao standing beside him, he immediately greeted him with a smile and said with a smile: "Pharmacist...... Huh?" Seeing the bronze mirror above his head, the old man's eyes widened, "This little brother, you are young, you have such a warrior protection, could it be that you are a genius disciple of which sect?"
"In Xia Li Chun, his identity is just an outer disciple. Li Xiao smiled at the old man, "Seeing that the old gentleman is talented, he must be a certain master of medicine in the world, right?
"Hehe, the master doesn't dare to be. Seeing Li Xiao's respectful attitude, the old man suddenly turned red, stroked his long beard, and said proudly: "Old man Le Yangzi is a dentist!"
"Your Excellency is a dentist?" Next to him, a middle-aged man wearing a square scarf, wearing a blue mountain, boasting a medicine box on his shoulder, and a righteous face, covered his right face with one hand, and said with a painful expression: "It just so happens that my tooth hurts a little, help me take a look." ”
"Look at what!" Le Yangzi frowned and said: "There is a dog skin plaster that is not pasted, you are stupid!"
The middle-aged pharmacist was not angry because of Le Yangzi's words, and grinned, "Dog skin plaster, how can it be worthy of a professional dentist like Your Excellency." ”
That's true. Le Yangzi's expression softened, and he said proudly: "However, even if you ask the old man to see your teeth, the old man still asks you to put a dog skin plaster." ”
The middle-aged man was stunned when he heard this, and then said with a bitter face: "There is no other cure except for plasters?"
"Yes!" Le Yangzi excitedly took out a stack of white pills from his arms and said: "This is a plaster newly invented by the old man, one paste is the spirit, for the sake of what you want to paste, one hundred taels of silver, buy eight stickers and get two free, ten stickers will be given to you!"
"One hundred taels of silver?" The middle-aged man was startled, hesitated for a moment, and took out a hundred taels of silver ticket to buy the plaster in Le Yangzi's hand.
"Haha, come on, little brother, I'll take you to meet a few respected pharmacists. After making a business, Le Yangzi was overjoyed, pulled Li Xiao into the crowd, and came to a small group where three people gathered to discuss, and said with a hearty smile: "Brother Wu, Brother Shi, Brother Feng, don't come to harm!"
"It turned out to be Brother Le, a few years ago after Wushan, Brother Le's demeanor is still the same," an old man in a green robe with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks smiled at Le Yangzi.
"Haha! Brother Le, you came just in time, I have developed a new pharmacology, come on, let's study it together. The person who spoke was a Taoist man wearing a blue robe, with a dark and thin face, but he was full of energy.
The last person was a burly old man in a red robe, red eyebrows and bloody hair, he didn't speak, just nodded with a smile, squinted his eyes, and his gaze fell on the top of Li Xiao's head, the dazzling treasure mirror.
"Haha! There's no rush to research. Le Yangzi was full of red light, pulled Li Xiao and walked in front of the three of them, pointed to the old man in the green robe with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and said: "Little brother, let me introduce you, this is Tang Yun, Tang pharmacist, good at gynecology." ”
"This is ......" pointed to the blue-robed Taoist, and he continued: "This is Shi Changkong, Shi Pharmacist, who is good at foot therapy!"
Pointing to the last red-robed old man, he said proudly: "This Feng Yidao, Master Feng, is even more amazing, he is good at purifying his body, and his single-handed purification knife technique makes him superb, and the great eunuch in the palace today, nine out of ten are cooked by him, which is the first in martial arts, and everyone is clean." ”
Li Xiao saw the three old men, nodded to himself one after another, and immediately bowed down and saluted: "Senior Li Chun, I have seen three masters. ”
"This little brother. The old man in the red robe, the purifying man, looked at Li Xiao carefully for a moment, looked at the bronze mirror on his head, and said approvingly: "You are young, you have the protection of a soldier, and your future is limitless, but which sect is arrogant? What kind of pharmacology did you learn?"
Li Xiao thought for a while and said: "The sect of the younger generation, the seniors may not have heard of it, and I am not an arrogant son in the sect, but a disciple of the outer sect, and I am only new to pharmacology, and I am learning the method of bone-setting." ”
"Haha!" The four of them laughed loudly when they heard this, and one of them, a Taoist who was good at foot reflexology, chuckled: "Today's young people are impetuous, what is not good to learn, learning to bruise, bruising is too unpopular, who still learns this? Nowadays, no matter what kind of external injury, as long as a dose of dog skin plaster, the dragon can be fierce and the injury will be healed." ”
"Why is the current pharmacist so respectful of dog skin plasters?" Li Xiao secretly slandered himself, and despised in his heart: "You also say that I, you who touch your feet, may not be much nobler than me." ”
"Yes, young people are frivolous, and the pharmacology of bone-setting is outdated, and the old man advises you to change the pharmacology as soon as possible, otherwise you will not achieve much in this life. Tang Yun, a gynecologist with a sharp-beaked monkey cheek, said with a disdainful face.
"Pharmacists. Just when Le Yangzi wanted to say something, in front of the crowd, under the jade monument, a white-haired middle-aged man wearing a blue shirt, carrying a lyre, and a handsome face, faced the pharmacists and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, everyone is a famous predecessor in the rivers and lakes, today we are trapped in this cliff, and we still need your help, in the next generation of rivers and lakes, thank you in advance!"
"As a pharmacist, it is my duty to help others, and I don't have to be polite. ”
"Yes, when Li Zhangzuo said this, it is too outward, I am waiting for the pharmacist, and I am willing to be kind and giving, this little thing is nothing. ”
All the pharmacists echoed their words.
Seeing Li Xiao's doubts, Le Yangzi explained: "This is one of the five masters of the Seven Xuanmen, Li Linfeng, and his strength is unfathomable. ”
Li Xiao looked at the white-haired man, for some reason, he had a sense of déjà vu, searched all the memories in his mind, and there was nothing related to it, listened to the old man's words, nodded silently.
"In that case, let's start crossing the cliff. Li Linfeng raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, then turned around and bowed lightly to the stone tablet and said, "We are ready to cross the cliff, please open the medicine cliff." ”
The jade stele is psychic, the white light of the stele body flashes, as if in response, after a few breaths, a bluestone broken bridge slowly condenses on the edge of the cliff, which is almost a quarter of the total distance between the two banks, that is to say, there are three more such bridges connected, and everyone can cross the medicine cliff.
The broken bridge came out, and at the same time there was a Mai woodcutter, who sat on the ground, covered his right cheek with one hand, and kept twitching: "Oops! My teeth hurt so much! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts to death......
At Li Linfeng's signal, all the pharmacists rushed up and surrounded the woodcutter in Mai, and one of them, a fat pharmacist in a green robe, took the lead in asking, "This brother, what's wrong with you?"
"I have a toothache!" the woodcutter covered his face, his face distorted, and sweat the size of a bean rolled down his forehead.
"Toothache?" The fat pharmacist was stunned, looked back at the pharmacists around him and said, "Pharmacists, do you have a solution?"
"Of course you have to clean your body for a toothache, once you clean your body, any pain is a floating cloud!" Feng Yidao stood up and said loudly.
"Reasonable, reasonable!" everyone nodded in agreement.
"I want to take strong pills for toothache!" A man with bronze muscles exposed, holding a black mud pill the size of a fist in his hand, said: "My family's ancestral strong pill specializes in treating all kinds of incurable diseases!" Turning to face everyone, he grinned a row of silver teeth, "Take strong pills for toothache!"
"It seems to make sense. Everyone stared blankly at the muscular man, the pompous advertising style.
Beside Li Xiao, the dentist Le Yangzi couldn't stand it anymore, squeezed away the crowd, walked to the front and shook his head and said: "You laymen, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! The best way to treat toothache is to go to a dentist! Let a professional handle it!" He foamed at the mouth, glanced at the people with a stunned face, and continued: "Who is the dentist here?"
"Aren't you a dentist?" the middle-aged doctor, who had bought Leyangzi's dog skin plaster before, reminded in a loud voice.
"Uh......" Le Yangzi was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at the Mai woodcutter who was covering his face and his face was full of pain, he suddenly sweated, his eyes rolled, and he flatly denied: "Who...... Who said I was a dentist! I was a dog skin plaster!"
"What! You sell dog skin plasters?" A middle-aged brocade-robed pharmacist wearing a staff hat and a thin body squeezed out of the crowd and said excitedly to Le Yangzi: "Quickly bring me a few pieces, my ass is itching again." ”
"Itchy butt, take strong pills!" The muscular man next to him, grabbing the mud pill, flushed the thin pharmacist and bared his teeth and smiled: "If you can't cure it, you don't need money!"
"Eat your sister!" The brocade-robed pharmacist glanced at the muscular man and stared at Le Yangzi with a longing face.
"Uh...... Well, I'm a dentist. Le Yangzi couldn't get the dog skin plaster, so he had to admit in frustration.
The brocade-robed pharmacist retracted his gaze in disappointment, and caught a glimpse of the muscular man who was grabbing the mud pill next to him and smiling at him, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said, "Your strong pill, don't you need money if you can't cure it?"
"yes!" the muscular man grinned.
"Then, bring me ten pills that can't be cured!" said the brocade-robed pharmacist happily, and suddenly his eyes went dark, and the whole person was grabbed by the muscular man's big hand, lifted up, and threw his hand off the cliff.
"Hiss......" The pharmacists gasped, and then remembered that standing in front of him was a muscular man with infinite strength, and with such a small body, he could poke a group to death with one finger, so it was better not to provoke him.
Le Yangzi, who had refuted the powerful pill before, saw the muscular man raise his eyes and sweep over, his neck shrank, and he turned to Mai woodcutter and said, "Where do you hurt?"
"I have a toothache!" said Mai woodcutter as he opened his mouth and pointed to his right tooth.
Le Yangzi frowned, looked at it carefully, got up and said seriously: "I'm not saved, go home and prepare for the aftermath!"