Chapter 295: You Fool

Yang Zongheng returned to the Divine Capital and brought back dozens of mages.

Everyone looked carefully at this person who had come back from the dead, and Yang Zongheng was a little hairy by this group of people.

"Can you look at me with normal eyes, you guys make me feel like I'm not wearing clothes. ”

Zhang Ben hugged Yang Zongheng's shoulders and said, "Follow me into the palace first." ”

Yang Zongheng had already heard from Chu Yunlou's mouth that Hai Lan'er had cried and fainted in front of his coffin.

Everyone hugged Yang and walked down the tower.

Only the old ghosts, Lao Hua and Gantang stood at the end.

"Old ghost, how can Brother Yang be full of corpse gas. Gan Tang was surprised.

The old ghost frowned, did not answer Gan Tang's words, and followed the crowd with a heavy heart.

"Are you here?" said Hai Lan'er, standing at the door of the imperial study, looking out.

Manager Li hurriedly said: "I'm walking this way, and it is estimated that there is still a stick of incense." ”......

Hai Lan'er hurriedly walked to the mirror, looked left and right in the mirror twice, and hurriedly asked the palace maid around her to help her help her take off the dragon and phoenix golden hairpin, white lotus jade dian, and golden step on her head.

"Your Majesty, why did you take it off after you finally dressed it up?"

"It's better to be vegetarian, Yang Zongheng prefers to be vegetarian. ”

After tidying up for a while, Hai Lan'er still didn't seem satisfied, and turned her head and asked, "Isn't this too plain?"

Manager Li took a closer look and said: "The emperor's face is not comparable to that of a woman in the world, even if it is dazzling. ”

"Alright, don't be a sycophant. As she spoke, she asked the maid to help her bring a few inconspicuous headdresses.

Suddenly, a small eunuch ran over and said, "Zhang Xiang took Duke Yang to wait outside the door. ”

Hai Lan'er hurriedly looked left and right in the mirror again, then ran behind the desk, took a random book and spread it out, and pretended to approve it.

After waiting for a while, Hai Lan'er said, "Xuan." ”

Zhang Ben and Yang Zongheng walked into the imperial study, only to see Hai Lan'er bowing her head and criticizing the folds, and after a long time, she raised her head and said, "Coming?"

As he spoke, he stood up and walked up to Yang Zongheng and said, "Aren't you dead, why are you alive again?"

"I was revived by the Three Corpses. ”

"The dead can be saved, it seems that these three corpses have some ability. After a pause, Hai Lan'er continued: "You have made meritorious contributions to defending against Tianzun Mountain in Tongguan, and I will reward you well." ”

"Your Majesty, Emperor. ”

"I didn't say that I was going to return to the island this time, it seems that dying once still has an effect. ”

"Alright, I guess your fox friends are still waiting for you, step down. ”

After Zhang Ben and Yang Zongheng walked away, Hai Lan'er turned her head with a sigh of relief and asked Mr. Li, "Was I too cold just now?"

Mr. Li: "Just right. ”

Hai Lan'er picked up a book and flipped through it casually, then threw it on the table and said, "Why didn't Yang Zongheng ask me a word of concern? ”

Yang Zongheng returned to the Prime Minister's Mansion, and the first thing he saw was Shi Man, who was haggard at this time, even thinner, and the fragrance on his body was like nothing.

Seeing Yang Zongheng, he threw himself into Yang Zongheng's arms and cried with a whimper.

This scene made Si Yuqi cry and laugh, how many women are you.

Liu Xiaoxiao had to briefly describe the situation in Baifu.

"Scumbag. Si Yuqi gritted his teeth and said.

The world is chaotic, but I didn't expect the women around Yang Zongheng to become more and more complicated.

That night, the Prime Minister's Mansion and even the entire god celebrated abnormally, as if it was the New Year.

People toasted Yang Zongheng one after another, and Yang Zongheng, who was originally not strong enough to drink, became drunk today, and everyone was even happier.

The old ghost walked up to Yang Zongheng and said, "Brother Yang, can you ask the old man to help you take the pulse?"

Yang Zongheng stretched out his arm to the old ghost, and the old ghost cut his finger on Yang Zongheng's pulse, and the smile on his original face couldn't help but fade away, turning his head to look at Yang Zongheng's face.

"Very healthy, Brother Yang, if you don't die in a catastrophe, you will have a blessing. The old ghost finally laughed.

Yang Zongheng was once again overwhelmed by the crowd that had come to toast.

Gan Tang asked, "Old ghost, how is it, is it really normal?"

"It's not normal, he's a dead vein, his five organs don't move, his blood is not connected, and ordinary people have only one breath left. ”

"No wonder he can drink so much, it turns out that he just poured wine into the wine vat, but why is he still alive?"

"After a person dies, his soul is destroyed, and his body will also rot, but he has various artifacts on his body, which locks his soul, and the Three Corpses Sect injected the true spirit of heaven and earth into his body, so he barely came back to life, but the soul and body cannot be fused. ”

"Can you speak human words. ”

"That is, he is only a little stronger than the walking dead now, but as the aura in his body disappears, his body will slowly decay. ”

"What then?"

"If I knew, I wouldn't be with you. ”

Others are happy, but the three of them are sad, this is the sorrow of the master.

The banquet finally dispersed, everyone left the house drunk, everyone else rested, and even Shi Man fell asleep leaning on Yang Zongheng's arm.

Seeing this, Liu Xiaoxiao didn't know what to say, and left silently.

"Scumbag. Si Yuqi said fiercely.

Yang Zongheng: "......"

After settling Shi Man, Yang Zongheng flew to the roof with a bottle of wine, looking at the moon in the sky in a daze.

"It's not the fifteenth today, what's so nice about the moon. ”

Yang Zongheng turned his head, and it turned out to be Wang Yufu.

Wang Yufu sat next to Yang Zongheng and looked at the moon.

"You don't rest so late?"

"Have you ever seen a bat sleeping at night?"

Yang Zongheng couldn't help laughing, and then said seriously: "I really didn't expect that one day the two of us would sit together and drink and admire the moon." ”

"So nothing is impossible. Wang Yufu had something to say.

"Why, the old ghost told you?"

Wang Yufu was surprised: "You know. ”

"Isn't this nonsense, I don't know my own body. ”

"Ghosts, they're trying to figure it out. ”

"It doesn't matter, I just hope that I can get rid of the God Cultivator before I die. ”

Wang Yufu sighed and said: "I used to want to die, but now you are going to die, I don't have a taste in my heart, do you think I am sick?"

Yang Zongheng picked up the wine bottle and said, "Your brother's business ......"

Wang Yufu hurriedly interrupted: "Forget it, I have already figured it out, otherwise I wouldn't be sitting here, everyone has his life, my brother chose it himself, I can't blame you all." ”

The two touched the bottles, drank the rest of the wine, and went back to their rooms.

Yang Zongheng lay on the bed with his eyes closed, not because he was sleepy, but because he felt that a normal person should do this at this time.

"Yang Zongheng, Yang Zongheng. A familiar voice poured into his ears.

Squeak

The door opened on its own, and there was a puff of smoke.

Kick Kick Click

A donkey's face appears in the smoke.

"Donkey?" Yang sat up hurriedly, but then he was a little depressed: "It seems that I really deserve to die, I am hallucinating." ”

The donkey walked up to Yang Zongheng and gave him a hoof.

"You're not dead yet, the deity is here to ...... this time"

"It's better to pick me up, it's better to have an acquaintance than black and white. ”

"Can you please let me finish. I don't have much time. ”

Yang Zongheng saw that the donkey was serious, so he stopped talking.

"Do you remember the Demon Star you saw on the Wandering Island?"

Yang Zongheng thought for a moment and nodded.

"Although you have already died once, your soul has not disappeared, but has reunited on the Demon Star, as long as you can receive the Divine Soul on the Demon Star to you, then all your current problems will be solved. ”

"But how can I receive the spirit of the demon star on me?"

"Well, it's up to you, there's no precedent like this before, and I don't know. ”

"What about the Great Yan Heavenly Demon, doesn't the Great Yan Heavenly Demon know either?"

"Aren't you the Great Yan Heavenly Demon? You haven't faced up to your identity for so long, isn't it a shame to be a Great Yan Heavenly Demon?"

"I don't mean that, I mean the original gods. ”

"He's very good on the magic star, he reads books, grows grass, and is very comfortable. ”

Yang Zongheng's face sank suddenly: "Nima, Nima gave the Dharma Body to Lao Tzu, and after suffering so much, you are at ease." ”

"You can't say that, people die like lights go out, and we are forced to be helpless. That being said, the donkey's mouth is almost up to his ears.

"You are in the Demon Star, can't you bring my divine soul back?" Yang Zongheng thought that he had thought of a good way.

"If I could, I would still have to say, "I'll bring it back to you and you will get it yourself." ”

"So in fact, neither you nor the Great Yan Heavenly Demon have disappeared, but they have just arrived on the Demon Star. ”

The donkey nodded and said, "You can understand it this way, and besides, I'm running out of time, you remember to come to the Demon Star as soon as possible to take your soul away, otherwise I can't guarantee how long your soul can exist." ”

Yang Zongheng was shocked: "Is there still a deadline for this?"

The donkey glanced at Yang Zongheng, thought for a while, stomped his hooves and said, " Forget it, let's be honest with you, you are now a Dayan Heavenly Demon, after a person dies, the divine soul will return to the Demon Star, but the problem is that your divine soul is incomplete, running around like a brainless fool all day long, pulling out all the flowers and plants raised by the Great Yantian Demon, saying that you want to make tea, and forcing the god chicken and the god duck to marry, saying that you want to see what you can hybridize, and once a few fairy sisters came to the Demon Star Pool to take a bath, I and the Great Yan Heavenly Demon hid well, but the fairy clothes were not taken off, you jumped out and said that the chest was small, said that this ass was big, and also exposed our position, and now the Great Yan Heavenly God has no face to see people, you knowIf you don't leave, our magic star will become a wasteland. Anyway, Dayan Heavenly God told me, this time you will either take your soul away, or let you die, if you don't know that you have a big deal now, I really want to take you away with a hoof. ”

"How did I not know?"

"Nonsense, if you know what is happening on the Demon Star, you will be a fool in this world, okay, don't say it, I'll go first, you have to remember what I say, as soon as possible, our patience is also limited. ”

After saying that, clouds rose from the soles of the donkey's feet, and they flew into the air.

Yang Zongheng shouted as if he remembered something: "Donkey, I will definitely work hard to save you and the Dayan Heavenly God when the time comes." ”

"Just take care of yourself and don't meddle in your business. ”

Yang Zongheng watched the donkey disappear, and there was an indescribable relief in his heart.

The reason why man is afraid of death is the fear of the unknown, and now he knows that he will meet the donkey after death, but he is calm.

But why did the Great Yan Heavenly Demon go to heaven when he died, wasn't he removed from the Heavenly Court? There was even a fairy, Yang Zongheng had a meaningful smile on his face.