Chapter 2 Goldfinger Present
Chen Haoran and Erha both looked at the screen in front of them a little sluggishly:
[Mission: Knock down the current girl, then hold down the limbs and lick the little face for 60 seconds]
【Reward 1 point for mission completion】
[Failure to complete the mission, 60 seconds penalty]
[60 seconds countdown to task pick-up]
Chen Haoran's gaze shifted to the four or five-year-old little girl in front of him, holding a handkerchief and stretching out her hand, looking at herself timidly, so cute, and then at the passers-by who were smiling and watching not far away, especially the young couple with a smile and encouragement on their faces.
Chen Haoran dared to promise that if he really took on this inexplicable task and completed it, needless to say, the young couple would definitely rush up and kill themselves like angry lions! And the passers-by who were watching over there would definitely rush over and punch and kick them in righteous indignation.
And the most terrifying thing is not here, as long as you are not tortured to death on the spot, there are long iron window tears waiting for you behind.
So Chen Haoran snorted, casually responded to the mobile phone, turned off the call, squeezed out a stiff smile, squatted down, reached out to take the little girl's handkerchief, wiped his face, and then handed it back, showing his snow-white teeth, and softly said thank you.
The little girl naturally happily took the handkerchief, pulled the balloon, and jumped back into the arms of the young couple behind her, while enjoying the praise of her parents, she turned around and waved her little hand to Chen Haoran with a smile.
Chen Haoran smiled awkwardly and raised his hand and shook it, then hurriedly lowered his head and left quickly with some embarrassment. But his heart was frantically screaming and scolding: "What the hell is this?!How can such a task suddenly pop up?? This is to want me to be beaten half to death and go to prison, right?!Come out! Hurry up and give Lao Tzu out! Lao Tzu will be reborn when he is reborn, how could he follow such an inexplicable thing?!"
And Nie Yuxuan's side, she was holding Erha's collar with black lines, and apologized repeatedly: "Little sister, don't be afraid, this is Erha, very two, very two, it won't bite, it just wants to play with you, don't cry, don't cry, sweet vinegar! Hurry up! Otherwise, you won't have anything to eat tonight!"
But when she saw that the little girl on the side of the road was already full of tears in her eyes, she was so frightened that she was about to cry.
Nie Yuxuan didn't care if the dog hurt or not, so she pulled away the sweet vinegar that was excited and wanted to pounce on the little girl, and couldn't control her emotions and beat her with a dog leash: "Sweet vinegar! Why are you so unbehaved? You dare to scare your little sister? Do you want my sister to take you to eat dog meat pot?!"
Erha, who was about to struggle to go back and knock down the little girl, shook his body when he heard this, wailed, hung his head and tail, and obediently followed Nie Yuxuan away.
And at this moment, the 60-second countdown presented on the view film finally became 0, and then the words "Punishment 60-second countdown begins" in big red appeared.
Chen Haoran and Erha, who were quickly escaping from the embarrassing venue, also stiffened together, and then a person and a dog, who were far away, began to tremble all over their bodies at the same time, and tears and snot flowed uncontrollably.
Chen Haoran's mobile phone fell to the grass, and his whole body trembled like a sheep's epilepsy, his teeth gurgled, and his tone scolded intermittently: "I...... I'm ...... Punishment...... Actually...... Be...... Electric shock...... Damn it...... Good...... Good hemp ...... It's so crispy...... No way...... Urine...... Urine is ...... Soon...... Electricity...... It's out......"
On Erha's side, the tongue stuck out from the old elder, and then broke free from the dog leash uncontrollably, jumping around like a flea, and howling wildly: "Whoa...... Woo...... Mom...... Meow meow...... Love me or not...... Simpleton...... Meow ...... Woo ......"
Erha's sudden change can make Nie Yuxuan, who was reprimanding him with righteous words, so angry that his head was full of black lines, and he chased after him with a violin and scolded: "Sweet vinegar! You are going too far! Sister, I am reprimanding you, you actually dare to run away disobediently?! Are you provoking my majesty with my sister? ! You come back to me!"
Sixty seconds later, the shock ended, and the red letters disappeared from sight.
A man and a dog far apart, all of them were sweating all over his meow, and he was paralyzed on the ground with a loveless face, dying.
Nie Yuxuan also found out that something was wrong with her dog at this time, so she didn't say anything about it after being anxious.
Chen Haoran, on his side, struggled to get up, and thanked the passers-by who gathered around him to greet him: "Thank you, you don't need to call the police or call an ambulance, I'm fine." He hurriedly picked up his phone and stumbled out of the crowd.
Ran out of the park and sat down in a no-man's corner, Chen Haoran gritted his teeth and roared: "Come out! Come out to Lao Tzu! He's meowing, you damn thing, hurry up and give Lao Tzu out, Lao Tzu knows that you exist! You can't hide! Hurry up!"
With Chen Haoran's roar, in his sight, a black thing staggered and dodged and emerged. As soon as he saw this thing, Chen Haoran immediately reached out to grab it, but when he grabbed it, it was obviously only a scene that was only presented in his cornea.
Chen Haoran didn't bother to bother, and said directly in a cold voice: "Confess, what are you!"
The black ball's body flashed, the black ball disappeared, and a line of font appeared in front of Chen Haoran's eyes: [The universal auxiliary system serves the host. 】
"How did you get here?" and how did you get into my brain?" asked Chen Haoran with a frown.
[Data is missing to explain the origin of the system and why the host was chosen.] 】
"Damn! You can hide a random sentence of missing information?!Can you transfer? I don't need your auxiliary system!" Chen Haoran was very unhappy, he meowed, Lao Tzu didn't want such an inexplicable golden finger.
If you really want to talk about the golden finger, the information in your mind that you remember when you were a salted fish in the next 30 years, those big events and those personnel changes, is the real golden finger!
You only need to have the memory of the next 30 years, and you can definitely mix and thrive in this world that is about to change, and you can also bring your family and the people you care about to follow along!
In such a situation, what kind of system do you want! With this system that will release inexplicable tasks, I have one more accident that I can't grasp!
[Sorry, once the binding cannot be broken, the host is the host of the system for a lifetime.] 】
"Damn! you're determined to me!" Chen Haoran rubbed his temples with a headache, damn it, with such an inexplicable system, he didn't dare to say that he could completely grasp the future!
After thinking for a while, and making sure that this system relied on itself and could not be eliminated, Chen Haoran could only sigh and ask with a resigned sigh: "Your universal auxiliary system, where is the universal auxiliary system, and what can it assist?"
【...... In the absence of data, the system can only provide the host with a full range of reminder services, mall item transaction services, and task release services. 】
Chen Haoran didn't pay attention to anything else, and as soon as he heard the task release service, he immediately exploded: "Damn! Task release service?!Your shit system will only release the kind of task that will be abused to death once I complete the task, and if I don't die, I will go to prison?!Do you have any logic! You release such a task to trap your host, right?!"
Really, as soon as he thought of the task released before, Chen Haoran couldn't help but shudder, if he had to die to complete the task, he would have a miserable end waiting now. But if you don't complete the task, you will be electrocuted to death, so he hates this task release service!
【...... Missing data to answer host questions......]
"Damn! It's a lack of information! You are a defective product!" As soon as he heard this, Chen Haoran was angry.