Chapter 0023: The Jade Emperor Who Eats Deflated
Soon after the words fell, the Jade Emperor came from outside the door. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info Dressed in a golden dragon robe and a crown, he really looks a little majestic. The person is not bad-looking, he should be regarded as a handsome guy among the old men.
The five-inch-long beard swayed with the footwork, and the fairy wind bones showed their state. And it's not like Tai Bai Xing, who has a white beard, but pure black, which doesn't match his 200 million years old.
Seeing the Jade Emperor coming, everyone except Chen Yi hurriedly got up and saluted, very in awe.
The Jade Emperor nodded slightly, his eyes locked on Chen Yi, who continued to sit, and his expression told everyone that this old man was very unhappy with Chen Yi at this time, and he was probably going crazy.
Sure enough, the Jade Emperor immediately asked, "Is this thing a human or a demon, where did it come from, and how could it enter my heavenly court without anyone reporting to me?"
"This ......"
The three immortals were very nervous and didn't know how to answer. Even if it is too platinum star, who has no responsibility at all, he does not dare to say that it is a monk invited by the queen mother to learn from the scriptures, after all, they are husband and wife, and it is not good to offend anyone, so they can only avoid talking about it.
And Chen Yi himself, after listening to the words of the Jade Emperor, was quite angry in his heart. This old miscellaneous hair, not to say good words, but also to say that his generation of monks is this thing, it is simply unreasonable!
Looking at the old thing's face, you can know why it was beaten by Sun Wukong five hundred years ago. High up, no one in his eyes, talking like a thunderbolt, I really don't know if I have lived to a dog for 200 million years.
The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, Chen Yi decided that today he would teach this old thing a good lesson, it's a big deal, let that monkey make trouble in the Heavenly Palace again!
Call!
Chen Yi stood up suddenly, glared at the Jade Emperor angrily and said, "Which onion are you?" Don't think that if you have a few hairs on your mouth, you will rely on the old man and sell the old, and Lao Tzu will not eat this set!"
"Holy monk, you can't talk nonsense!" Tai Baixing hurriedly came over and grabbed Chen Yi, ready to start his own duties as a peacemaker.
When the Jade Emperor saw that a mortal who was not even an immortal body dared to talk to him like this, he was so angry that his beard curled up, and raised his voice a lot: "Bold mortal, dare to disrespect this Jade Emperor, offend the power of heaven, and deserve death!"
"Tianwei?" Chen Yi said coldly: "Just like you bird, you are also worthy of Tianwei?" Oh yes, you are the Jade Emperor Lao'er, right, you look like a dog, you just talk like a fart, no wonder you will be slapped by my apprentice, you deserve it!"
As he spoke, Chen Yi's momentum rose, and he also raised his tone by several decibels: "After five hundred years of purity, you have itchy skin again, don't you? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu asked Sun Monkey to come and beat you up again?"
"What are you talking about?" As soon as the Jade Emperor heard the three words Sun Monkey, he felt a headache, and the scene of five hundred years ago appeared in front of him, and his heart was so weak that he couldn't do it.
That monkey's mana is boundless, and there is no one in the heavenly court who is invincible, if he comes to make trouble again, what should he do? Could it be that he wants to invite Rulai? However, doesn't it mean that the monkey escorted the Tang Dynasty monk to learn the scriptures, how can it ......
The more the Jade Emperor thought about it, the more wrong it became, and he looked at Chen Yi's bald head, as if he understood something, and hurriedly said, "Could it be that you are the ......?"
"Not bad!" Chen Yi interrupted the Jade Emperor's words: "I am the Tang monk who went to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven from the Tang Dynasty to ask the Buddha for the true scriptures. The Monkey King who beat you is my big apprentice. How's it going, are you scared?"
"Hmph!" the Jade Emperor forcibly pretended: "A mere nether demon monkey, how can this emperor be afraid? Besides, if you don't go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, what are you doing in my Heavenly Court?"
Chen Yi said lightly: "I was afraid in my heart, but I didn't dare to admit it in my mouth, are the gods so self-deceiving?"
The Jade Emperor snorted coldly again and said, "What is this emperor afraid of? You are a mortal, what qualifications do you have to say this emperor?"
"Really?" Chen Yi sneered: "It seems that you are really full of self-confidence." Well, tell me what are you better than me?"
Hearing this, the Jade Emperor immediately burst out laughing, like that, arrogant with contempt.
In fact, not to mention a self-righteous Jade Emperor, even the Queen Mother and others, after listening to Chen Yi's words, felt very ridiculous. A mortal in the lower realm, if he wants to ask the Jade Emperor who is stronger than him, what is going on in his head?
The Jade Emperor laughed wildly for nearly a minute before stopping, looked at Chen Yi and said, "Listen, this emperor rules the Three Realms, he is the supreme of heaven and earth, and his majesty is boundless......"
"But you've been beaten by monkeys. Chen Yi said lightly.
The Jade Emperor almost fell to the ground, this Nima is too responsive. Even the other three immortals, such as the Queen Mother, also had black lines on their faces.
However, the Jade Emperor was still unwilling, and coughed dryly twice and continued: "This emperor has countless heavenly soldiers and generals, and he can regain order all day long with a wave ......of his hand."
"But you've been beaten by monkeys. "Chen Yi is still so breezy and calm.
The Jade Emperor's chest tightness was abnormal, but he was still unconvinced, and continued to argue: "I have the queen's children!"
Chen Yi: "You were beaten by monkeys. ”
Jade Emperor: "I lived for more than 200 million years!"
Chen Yi: "You were beaten by monkeys. ”
The Jade Emperor's eyes were already red, and tears were about to burst out of his eyes, so he choked up and said, "Let's ...... Can we not mention the monkeys?"
Chen Yi nodded slightly, and still said softly: "Your sister was slept with by mortals." ”
Jade Emperor: "I ......"
Chen Yi: "Your daughter was also slept with by mortals. ”
Jade Emperor: "......"
Chen Yi: "Your niece is still sleeping with mortals." ”
The Jade Emperor cried: "Let's ...... Can we not talk about that?"
Chen Yi: "You were beaten by a monkey!"
"Poof~~~"
The Jade Emperor felt a hard blow in his chest, his mouth was sweet, and a mouthful of old blood spurted it was spectacular. Then, his eyes were black, and he fainted directly and fell heavily to the ground.
"Your Majesty!"
The Queen Mother and the others exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly rushed over, shaking the Jade Emperor's body vigorously. pinched the forehead again, and pinched the middle of the person. But no matter how you get it, you just don't see the Jade Emperor wake up.
"This ...... It's not really hiccuping. Chen Yi couldn't believe it, didn't he just say a few words, and just spurted blood on the spot and died?
But now, it really feels like death. The original ruddy face was quickly replaced by paleness. The long black beard on his mouth turned white in the blink of an eye. The whole person looks like he is completely angry.
The Jade Emperor, who has experienced 17,500 tribulations, is just like this, who will believe it?
Chen Yi is really panicked now, although he doesn't care about the death of the Jade Emperor, and even says in his heart that he died well. But he is on other people's territory, and he will be angry with others, and he can still get away? Even if he has a robe and stealth, it is not a long-term solution.
"Amitabha!"
At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva came from the lotus platform. When he saw Chen Yi, he was stunned at first, and then returned to normal, and said to the Queen Mother and others: "You don't need to worry, this is an unavoidable catastrophe for the Jade Emperor." That's why I'm here. ”
As he spoke, Guanyin motioned for a few people to get out of the way, and then waved his hand to reveal a colorful dewdrop, which dripped onto the Jade Emperor's forehead and immediately submerged into the Jade Emperor's body.
After a while, the Jade Emperor's beard turned black and his complexion returned to normal. After a long exhalation, he opened his eyes and slowly stood up.
At this time, Chen Yi had a feeling that this Jade Emperor seemed to be a little abnormal.