"Great officials, yes. ”

Shen Shi invited Cao Yu into his home, Fourteen Niang was dressed in a scholar's costume and served tea, Cao Yu's eyes suddenly became a little straight, he didn't even care about the environment in Shen Shi's home, and directly stared at Fourteen Niang.

"Good, good, good! The lips are red without dotting, the eyebrows are green without painting, the face is like a silver basin, and the eyes are like apricots......

Other praises, Shen Shi can understand, but ...... "face is like a silver basin", are you sure you are not scolding?

A little girl's face is as big as a basin, this should be scolding, right? Even if she is a man, this face is big into a basin, it is not a boast, right?

"Great officials, great officials......" Shen Shi thought for a moment and compared the aesthetics of the ancients...... Decided not to pursue the issue, but to try to draw the attention of the other party to his side.

"What's the matter?"

Watching Fourteen Niang retreat, Cao Yu was very reluctant. Even he didn't know why. And this, in fact, is the innate charm of the fox clan. Whether they are male or female, they all naturally have the power to charm people.

However, Fourteen Niang belongs to the Qingqiu Fox family, and she is very restrained in her ability, especially Fourteen Niang, who is kind-hearted and never takes the initiative to charm people, so when others look at her, they will only be dazzled, and they will not be directly charmed.

Boys like Gongsun Ce and Kong Xueli won't even pay attention to her, after all, they have a normal orientation, not the legendary Zhengtaikong.

Only an old driver like Cao Yu can see at a glance that she is not a scholar, but a girl.

"Xiaolang is blessed! There is a bed warmer at such a young age. ”

The scholar who saw through Shen Shi was not a man, but a girl. Cao Yu immediately felt: Talent! This young man is so good at playing, why didn't he think of it.

To put it bluntly, this truck has been driving for a long time, and there are many beautiful people, and suddenly I saw a woman dressed as a man, and this goods burned.

"Amitayus, I am a cultivator, she is just my child. ”

It's not Shen Shisha's scenery, he just tells the truth. The current Shen Shi is a cultivator.

"It's a coincidence that you also cultivate. Cao Yu laughed and said, "How did you come up with the idea of letting her wear men's clothes?"

......

Are we so acquainted?

This uncle is so familiar?

Just in time the workers brought in the porcelain toilet to prepare for installation.

"What kind of porcelain is this, and why is it so white?"

Cao Yu jumped up all of a sudden, he was frightened. The Song Dynasty was not without large porcelain, but the larger the porcelain, the less easy it was to fire, that's for sure. More importantly, the porcelain of the Song Dynasty, even if it is white, is gray or white. There is no milky porcelain at all.

This is not afraid of not knowing the goods, but afraid of comparing goods. Cao Yu is obviously a knowledgeable person.

"This is my porcelain toilet. ”

Shen Shi was so surprised to see Cao Yu, and said proudly.

This is also the benefit of being a state-owned enterprise. Although state-owned enterprises have various defects, state-owned enterprises have a famous saying: small enterprises, big society.

In other words, the larger the state-owned enterprises, the more comprehensive the material production factories, from raising pigs and burning bricks to making clothes and building houses, there is nothing they do not get involved in.

For example, the dormitory of Shen Shi's unit, from reinforced concrete to toothbrushes and toilets, is all produced by their factory.

And this toilet is the product of Shen Shi's small test. The wet shower method is not a bad street method in later generations, but it is the method with the highest success rate in general. And don't pick equipment, don't pick flames.

If there are conditions, you can go to the cellar to burn, and if there are no conditions, dig a pit and burn it.

To be honest, Shen Shi originally pointed to having an inheritance, and then he could get the princes Wolong out of prison to retire, but unfortunately he was unwilling, especially after knowing that he was from Jiangmen, he was even more unwilling.

However, Shen Shi did not give up, he believed that he would one day be able to pick up his old man in a dignified manner. This is also the reason why he began to introduce his cultivation to others, and to downplay his identity and background as much as possible.

"Porcelain-porcelain toilet?"

Cao Yu couldn't help but tie the knot when he spoke. He had a feeling that he had come to the right place today.

First of all, the scholar used the female, not the male. Now I actually use porcelain as a toilet, and it is still such a big and white porcelain.

Cao Yu felt that even he was not so "good at playing".

"Young master, how to install this porcelain?"

"Yes, you listen to me. ”

Shen Shi no longer greeted Cao Yun, but instructed the workers to install the porcelain toilet.

Dig into the ground and bury a thigh-thick bamboo in it, hollowing out the middle. This is the sewer pipe.

The water injection pipe above is the same, but it is thinner, and the thickness of two fingers is fine.

"Whoa--"

After the installation, it was actually done. Cao Yun's eyes were about to pop out.

"Can this really sit people?" he asked.

Such a white porcelain, as long as you get your hands, which one is not carefully cared for, and you are afraid of falling if you hold it in your hand. Just sit on it? What a loser!

"Of course, that's how the toilet is used. ”

Toilets are not a big thing in China. After all, toilets existed in the Han Dynasty. The court of the Han Dynasty made "tigers" out of jade, which were held by the emperor's attendants in case the emperor was at his convenience. This kind of "tiger" is a special appliance called a toilet and a potty in later generations, and it is also the predecessor of the toilet.

Shen Shi did this, although it is not jade, but porcelain, is he not afraid of being broken? Porcelain is easy to break, right?

In the end, it was Shen Shi who asked him to sit on it himself, and he believed that the porcelain toilet would not break.

This is really ruining.

"Good, good! such a good thing. Pick him up, I'm going to transport him back to Beijing and give it to my brother-in-law!"

Uncle Cao Guo is worthy of being a famous and good brother-in-law, and when he encounters good things, he immediately thinks of his brother-in-law.

The black line on Shen Shi's head reminded him: "If you want, just burn it again." It's already in place, so don't move it anymore, right?"

"What? you can still burn?" Cao Yu was shocked again.

Large vessels are rare, and in ancient times, a craftsman may be able to burn a large vessel in a lifetime. This is also the reason why Cao Yu shipped this back to Beijing.

"How fresh! You can't burn it, where did it come from? ”

And Shen Shi, a modern person. What modern person would be shocked by a toilet bowl and blow up.

However, Cao Yu was shocked. "But this is a big vessel, can you really burn it?"

"Of course, didn't I say that? I'm a cultivator. Shen Shi said happily.

"What does this have to do with the Tao?" Cao Yu wondered.

"It doesn't matter. Cultivators have beast control, refining weapons, inner pills, outer pills, ......"

"Are there so many schools of monasticism?"

"Of course. Let me tell you that cultivation is also called cultivation. The greatest goal of a cultivator's cultivation is to ascend to the heavenly realm with the cultivation of the true realm. During the period, it is divided into 11 stages, namely Kaiguang, Lingxu, Bigu, Xinjing, Yuanhua, Yuanying, Clutch, Void, Silence, Dacheng, and Tribulation. Each period is divided into three stages: primary, middle and post. Generally, it is divided into four realms, with a total of twelve levels......"