No matter what happened in the city, the day of the college exam still came as scheduled. This in itself is a sign of peace and prosperity. It can even be said that the more times like this, the more normal it is.

After three days of rain, it never stopped. But what's that, unless the heavens are stabbing when a student who has ever heard that the exam will be postponed because of the rain?

And this time, the emperor named Shen Shi and asked Shen Shi to participate. Zhao Zhen also heard about Xingjin. He named Shen Shiguan'er, but he didn't let him bear the name of "Xingjin". Therefore, Shen Shi must be examined.

He is now a child, and theoretically he can take the test. For reference in different places, you need to be sure, and Shen Shi's guarantor is Bao Zheng.

So Shen Shi was directly called back from the line of fire to take the exam.

Shen Shi is not a person who doesn't know what to do, he understands that this is Zhao Zhen's love for him. Although he doesn't care about the name of Xingjin, this is the unspoken rule of this world, unless you don't mix in this world, there is no need to force it at all. Besides, this is the Great Song Dynasty. Half of the treatise rules the world. To put it bluntly, the main thing is to take a test of the Analects.

How many words is there in a book of Analects? There is definitely no Ma Zheduo. Let's do the question again, it's all right.

It's really not that difficult. The examiner never wants his candidates to be a demon moth.

When the snow melts, that's the water. But if you write "spring is coming", how much trouble did you make for our examiners, and how many brain cells did we die?

Obviously, there is a standard answer, why do you want to build it yourself? If you want to build it, right? Come on, one day I will sit in my seat, and I want to build it and how I want to build it. You just write "the snow melts because the sun is out", as long as you sit in the right chair, that's the standard answer. Now, Lao Tzu is the standard answer, can't you make it?

However, if there are candidates in the family, the family will be busy. The busiest is Xiaoqing.

The Shen family thought that Xiaoqing was adding fragrance to the red sleeves. The fact is that "Childe, how do you cook this rat to make it more fragrant?"

People are Xiaoqing, and their hearts have never changed.

She likes mice so much, Shen Shi really wants to introduce her to Su Dongpo.

Su Shi once laughed at himself: "I laugh at myself and I am busy with my mouth". In "Gluttony", the image of an elderly foodie jumps onto the page. "The gentleman laughs, the sea is wide and the sky is high." When you get up after eating and drinking, it's a wonderful world again.

Like what kind of Dongpo meat, Dongpo cake, and even the domineering "sheep scorpion" is also his head.

Da Song didn't eat mutton bones at first, it was for dogs. As a criminal official, Su Shi naturally couldn't compete with dignitaries for mutton. So Su Shi privately instructed the sheep killer to leave him a sheep backbone that no one usually wants. After taking it home, Su Shi first boiled the lamb backbone thoroughly, then poured wine on the bones, a little salt, baked with fire, and waited for the flesh to be slightly charred before eating.

When Su Shi ate these minced meat between the backbone of the sheep and sucked the bone marrow between the bones, he actually ate the taste of seafood, shrimp and crab. Su Dongpo wrote a letter to his younger brother to introduce this way of eating, and also teased, saying, "This way of eating is good, but the few dogs around me are very unhappy. 」

Just using "gourmet" to describe Su Dongpo, that is still underestimating him. Mencius said, "A gentleman is far away from cooking." It means that gourmets have to eat what others have made, and make their own food, and they can't do it. And delicious people are different, they can eat but can't do it, or they don't want to do it, it's not a standard delicious, if you want to talk about the "delicious guy" in the poet, it must be Su Dongpo. Now many people call themselves "foodies", our kind of "foodies" in the eyes of Mr. Su may not be enough, he loves food, but also loves the kitchen, belongs to the "hall, down the kitchen, write articles" new three good men. He can not only eat, can eat, but also changes his way to create food, and now several special dishes in Jiangnan are all related to Mr. Su. The natives eat potatoes and taro, and recommend to burn bats with smoked rats; the first smell of honey and vomiting, a little closer to the custom of toad. In just four sentences,

This feeling, tsk tsk...... The image of the poet in the literary world has mutated, he has tasted mice, bats, and toads, and he is simply "Li Shizhen in the literary world"!

Honey refers to a rat that dips sugar in the placenta. Think about it and really want to vomit. It's hard for ordinary people to take a good bite of this.

Think about the worst food I've ever eaten, betel nut, and Houttuynia cordata. Houttuynia cordata is eaten in Guizhou and should be authentic. The taste is disgusting.

As for the rats, except for Xiaoqing, Shen Shi has not found anyone who has never forgotten them and eats them in different ways.

If it is placed in modern times, he is the producer of "A Bite of China", and the legendary man at the top of the food chain can compete with him, after all, he is a man who can write recipes even if he is thrown into the desert!

And Xiaoqing ...... with him Hmmm!

Think about it! Other people's families eat normally. At Su Shi's house, a large plate of rats was served. Xiaoqing and he not only ate happily, but I am afraid they will also comment on the appearance - the meat is very firm and fragrant. Something.

If they take the lead, kebabs or something, can they be called rat kebabs in the open?

Anyway, in Shen Shi's last life, he has heard that some bad lamb skewers are not mutton at all, but rat meat instead of mutton.

I remember that I was young at that time, there was not enough meat to eat, there was not enough meat tickets, once I went out to eat mutton skewers, everyone drank high, and when I went to eat mutton skewers again, Shen Shi happened to be opposite to the boss's vision, and the boss's ambiguous vision later heard that the boss's mutton skewers were made of rat meat.

At this time, Su Shi should have been born!

Why don't you look for Su Shi. If you don't find a foodie with a common hobby for Xiaoqing, you don't want to live in peace.

"Shi'er, eat this bowl of porridge, take a good rest, and the exam will start in three hours. ”

It wasn't until Shen Shi came to deliver the porridge that Shen Shi realized: What? Three days have passed. Is this a rat who has listened to her for three days?

Shen Shi looked at Xiaoqing, and then looked at Xiao Gulu, the meaning was very clear: "Can you swallow her for a few hours without eating her?"

Shen Shi's purpose is simple. Just give him a few hours, make the question bank, and then memorize the Analects of a few literati bigwigs. That's it, it should be in the test.

This is thanks to the fact that the Great Song Dynasty has not been established for a long time, and there are not many bigwigs.

Just like Shen Shi studied Ma Zhe back then, there were not so many bigwigs who added content, so Ma Zhe was only a thin one, and the upper and lower volumes added up to less than 100 pages.

Look at Ma Zhe before Shen Shi crossed over-you say two sentences, let me add two sentences...... Tut-tut, all of them have become tomes, and I sincerely sympathize with future primary school students.

And this thing is just the same as the half of the Great Song Dynasty's Analects, if you don't really sit in that seat, who will have the patience to listen to your blind comparison?

Xiao Gollum yawned, and after Shen's mother went out, she slapped Xiaoqing directly. Then I saw Xiaoqing directly transform into her original form.

Little Gollum opens its big mouth, revealing its sharp teeth......

"Don't bite!" Shen Shi reminded.