Chapter Twenty-Three: The World's First Man's Mother-in-law
An hour ago, somewhere in the city there was still a bit of a noisy night market.
"Profiteer!
A domineering coquettish drink pierced the night sky, startling the stray cats rummaging for food in the corner and meowing into the darkness.
"Your Excellency, you—why don't you take that out casually—"
In front of a greasy little food truck lit by dim light, the small-eyed, thick-lipped boss and a few late-night eaters looked at the strangely dressed and screaming girl in front of them, and the equally strangely dressed fat white man who was trying to persuade her in panic.
The boss looked the girl up and down, very suspicious, and in the middle of the night, he actually wore a black expensive leather trench coat to visit the night market. This girl has neat and fresh short hair, full of aura, and wears a strangely shaped earring on her white ear, and shimmering, which is very eye-catching.
Although the appearance is very good, this dress is inevitably too weird and conspicuous.
The fat white man next to her looked like a scholar, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, although he was also wearing a black fur coat, but he was not stuffed, stretching his round neck and shoulders, which looked very ridiculous, but very cute.
"Dead profiteer, the old lady's fried clams generally have no meat! Do you know how tired I am after a busy day! Believe it or not, the old lady shot you!"
As she spoke, the girl stepped on the stool next to the owner of the dining car, shook off her trench coat in a dashing manner, revealing her long straight legs with beautiful lines, and stretched out her white hand to pull out a black pressed thing from the outside of the thigh with lightning speed, and the gesture was about to hit the boss's head!
The boss was frightened: "Girl, girl!
The white fat man was so frightened when he saw this situation that he sweated down: "Lord Dongfang—Lord Dongfang, this is a mortal! This is a mortal..... put away your treasure quickly, don't fool around, it's not good for people to see——"
When the girl with the surname Dongfang heard this, she suddenly lost her temper again, grabbed the soft flesh on the back of the white fat man's neck, and glared at the big black and white eyes: "Trouble? I said dear Sanwen boy, I, Dongfang Xiong, have been treating you badly recently, or what? Why have you been working against me today? Won't I just scare him! The old lady's equipment is loaded with aura bullets today, and I can't kill him!"
When the white fat man named Sanwen Tong heard Dongfang Xiong's words, he hurriedly wanted to go up and plug her mouth with his hand. His eyes were full of sincere apologies, he bowed violently to the boss and the people around him, and apologized in his mouth: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for causing trouble to everyone........ this is my sister, my brain was knocked when I was a child......."
Everyone showed expressions of sudden realization and great regret.
Dongfang was so angry that he struck the boy in the head of the three questions.
"My Aunt Dongfang, hurry up, the bloody bone we were ordered to pursue is near here, it has already appeared in my Three Questions Heavenly Book!"
The boy was covered in cold sweat.
Dongfang Xiong put away the gun and sneered: "Hmph, now that I want to chase blood and bones? Who is too hot in the morning to move and nest in the dessert shop and pretend to be dead? Now that Lord Ben is hungry, I don't care, I won't leave if I can't eat fried clams!"
The boy was extremely helpless when he heard this, and the fat on his face was trembling: "My lord, blood and bones usually act at night....... let's go quickly, I noticed a breath, I'm afraid it's that adult....also ..... nearby"
Dongfang Xiong was stunned for a moment, and then immediately understood what the boy meant, and couldn't help but laugh angrily: "What's the matter? It just happened that the dead dwarf Chang Lao Niang's 'Demon Slaying Demon Rotation Accelerator Cannon III' is powerful!"
The boy said in a low voice: "Lingxu Pavilion prohibits Jiuyi from fighting. ”
Dongfang Xiong was so angry that he pinched the white and tender cheeks of the three boys: "Are you angry with me today? Have you forgotten that I am your boss? I think you want to be ridiculed by our patriarchal law, right?"
The boy smiled all over his face: "Master, how dare I be angry with you......."
"Then why don't you go and ask the boss for another fried clam!"
The boy timidly agreed, and ran away.
"My lord, you see, this bloody bone has been hidden for so long before, and for some reason, it suddenly appeared tonight, and it didn't hide the demonic energy on its body at all, it's really unusual!"
The boy was holding a worn-out scroll and round glasses, and explained to Dongfang Xiong, who was spicy from the fried clams.
Dongfang Xiong turned his head to look at the shining blood spot on the ancient scroll, threw away the lunch box he had eaten, and smiled very coldly: "Since you are so eager to be killed by me, then you are welcome!
The boy should be in harmony with the three questions, and the space around the two fluctuated for a while, and disappeared into the night.
The boss in the distance looked at the two who suddenly disappeared dumbly, and muttered to himself: "I haven't paid this money yet......
In the cool night, on the roof of the building with a gentle breeze.
"I know, I'll bring him back safely, don't worry. ”
Shuo Ye closed his eyes slightly, his long eyelashes trembled, his slender hand touched a white formation floating in the air, and his voice was cold and said without emotion.
"No, he doesn't know how to use a broken sword yet. ”
Shuo Ye said to the formation.
"Please rest assured, Shuoye will definitely complete the task assigned by the Lingxu Pavilion. ”
At this moment, Shuo Ye seemed to feel something, and suddenly opened his beautiful big eyes, his sparkling eyes with a hint of surprise, looking in the direction where Xiao He was: "The breath of cold jade, and the breath of the broken sword, could he-"
She then chuckled and muttered to herself, with a hint of relief, "Looks like I'm underestimating him." ”
Immediately, the formation was closed, turning into a golden streamer and disappearing in place.
"New Night!! You're not human!!I'll buy you something delicious for nothing!! Are you going to treat the heir of the Jiuyi Boss like this!!Aren't you afraid that the Lingxu Pavilion will punish you with the death penalty! Lingyi! Uncle Lingyi! She's stupid, you can't be stupid with her! Stinky monster! Lao Tzu is Chonghua's apprentice! Kunlun Sword Immortal Chonghua! You move me to try!"
Looking at Xiao He, who was shouting below, Shuo Ye felt that he actually had a trace of expectation for him in his heart just now, which was really sick.
A moment later, a dazzling streamer flashed, and the sound of explosions and violent firelight engulfed Xiao He.
Shuo Ye immediately understood who it was, rubbed the bridge of his nose and sighed: "It's really **** too back......."
Just met Dongfang Xiong at such a time, the man who only gets mad all day doesn't know what to do!
At this time, Xiao He only felt that a figure was approaching rapidly, and when he saw it clearly, the muzzles of the two black holes were already pointed at his head. When the smoke cleared, a beautiful woman with full aura and a very capable woman raised her eyebrows at herself. Behind her was a fat man with glasses, hiding with a broken book, looking out probe.
The incomparably angry beauty opened her mouth, but it was not to Xiao He: "I said Shuo Ye, this is the person you are looking for, is he as incompetent as you!"