Chapter Eighty-Six: Attracting Bees and Butterflies
"Senior brother, look! There's a ruined temple in front!"
At the same time, in the forest outside the ruined temple, two white-clothed men and women riding black horses looked happily at the brightly lit temple.
Suddenly, the white woman on the left wrinkled her nose and said with disgust on her face: "Ahh......h
"Zhen Nima Xiang!" The white-robed boy next to him, his eyes lit up, staring at the temple with a radiant look.
"Senior brother, this smells clear......" The woman in white sniffed suspiciously, her face turned pale in an instant, and she almost wanted to gag.
Above the two of them, a black-clothed masked man, lying dormant on a tree branch, staring intently, and the white-robed boy riding a horse below, said in his heart: "After completing this assassination, the old lady can retire to the rivers and lakes! Hmm? The assassination target is in a daze? What a godsend!"
Quickly took out the dagger on her waist, her toes were like rabbits, she jumped up, and rushed down, "Huh, what kind of smell does this smell of......?" she instantly lost her mind, her body lost control and fell, falling into the arms of the white-robed boy, her eyes were full of stars, and she murmured: "Zhen Nima...... It's fragrant!"
"The girl also thinks this smells, strange fragrance?" the white-robed boy hugged the man in black and said in surprise.
The black-clothed assassin stared blankly, and the white boy's angular chin was, "This is ...... The taste of love...... Ah!Childe, we are so indecent, let's change our posture!" After speaking, the two quickly changed positions, and the black-clothed assassin hugged the white-robed young man in his arms and said, "Childe, let's go to find the source of the fragrance, do you say?"
The white-robed young man nodded, "True Nyima Xiang!"
"Senior brother!" The woman in white watched the man in black snatch her senior brother away, and said angrily: "Damn bastard! Give me back my senior brother!" ......she said that, she was about to whip after her, but she inhaled a peculiar smell, and suddenly, her face turned pale, and she lowered her head and vomited.
At this time, dozens of Taoist priests wearing cyan Taoist robes walked over, led by the white-eyed old Taoist, looked at the broken temple in front of him, wrinkled his nose and said: "Oh! What kind of smell is this? It's still ......."
"Zhen Nima Xiang!" A group of little Taoist priests behind him stretched their necks excitedly and shouted in unison, their eyes in the darkness flickering like searchlights.
"Huh?" an old nun in yellow led a group of little nuns out of the woods, suddenly stopped, looked at the bright ruined temple in front of her, frowned, and said, "The poor nun seems to smell it, an extraordinary smell!" Liu raised her eyebrows, and she was surprised: "This smell...... Zhen Nima incense!"
"Xiang Xiang Xiang!" A group of nuns behind them, their eyes shining with a ghostly light.
"Look, there's a ruined temple in front of you, let's spend the night in it first. Two thin old monks in robes led a group of little monks over, and the first white-eyed old monk said happily: "There are a few fires in this ruined temple, it must be ...... Huh? What does this smell like? It's kind of ...... Seductive!"
"Temptation, temptation!" beside him, a scrawny old monk, with green eyes shining, staring directly at the ruined temple.
"Xiangxiangxiang!" Next to him, the team leader Lao Ni looked at the broken temple intently, grinning greedily.
At this moment, in front of the gate of the ruined temple, a rugged man wearing a black shirt and a beard on his face jumped into the door excitedly, a pair of tiger eyes were stuffed with cotton, and he glanced at the people sitting around the bonfire, and said with a puzzled face: "What's the matter? The smell is gone? Where did it come from?"
At this time, there was a horse roar outside the door, and then a black-clothed masked man and a white-robed boy jumped in, and looked at the people in the temple with four eyes, seeing that they were behaving ordinarily and there was nothing unusual, the two looked at each other and looked puzzled.
As soon as the masked man and the white-robed boy appeared, a group of Taoist priests poured in behind him to occupy most of the temple, and then, a group of nuns and a group of monks poured in, and in an instant, the broken temple that was originally full of warriors immediately became crowded, almost close to people, and even the burning bonfire was trampled out, and the scene was chaotic.
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Huh, what the hell is this?" In the dark, King Kong pointed to Huilin being squeezed into the crowd, swaying left and right, and suddenly, he touched something in his hand, and couldn't help but squeeze it hard.
"Ahh
When Hui Lin heard this, his face changed suddenly, and he swallowed his saliva with difficulty, "Uncle Shi! Someone grabbed your pants? Who is so bold! Dare to be disrespectful to Uncle Shi! Tell me! I will definitely stab him to death with my vajra finger!"
"Huilin?" Xuande was stunned for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! You find that bastard for me! After the matter is completed, the poor monk will definitely reward you heavily!"
"Uncle don't worry! When the torch is lit, I will definitely help Uncle Shi catch this person!" Hui Lin said happily, the strength in his hand increased a lot, and as a result, he heard Xuande cry out in pain again, "Ahhh
"Ahh
"Ahhh......h
After the half-pillar of incense, several fires rose and illuminated the temple.
"Huh?" Through the light, Xuande looked down at the old nun who was squatting on the ground, grabbing his left and right thighs with both hands, twisting hard, and said with a gloomy face: "Master, isn't it good for you to do this!" Suddenly realizing something, he said in confusion: "Since the old nun is squatting here, then my outstretched hand ......"
Following his hands, he saw Li Xiao with a blue face, and the robe on the other party's chest had been scratched by him.
"Huh?" On the side, Hui Lin looked at the old man with the cow nose lying in his arms, and was shocked in his heart, "What's the matter, I didn't arrest Uncle Shi?"
"Smack!" A crisp whip sounded, and in the center of the temple, a large open space was immediately divided, and the girl in the green skirt was under the guard of the four white-clothed women holding torches, and her face was gloomy and she glanced at everyone: "You bastards!
"Suck ...... People from the seventh-level sect!" Everyone immediately gasped when they saw the four white-clothed women beside the girl.
"Senior brother, come here!" Seeing that everyone was silent, their eyes dodged, the girl in the green skirt took the letter paper, turned to the bearded strong man beside her and said: "Senior brother, you wrote this letter to me, I didn't understand it, what is written in it?"
"Senior sister, I didn't write it!" the bearded man glanced at the letter in the girl's hand and said, "This letter was written by the senior lady!"
"Mother wrote it?" the girl handed over the letter in confusion, "Then, please help me see what is written." ”
"It's not easy! Wrap it around me!" The bearded man took the letter, saw that the paper was densely covered with Sanskrit, the whole person was like a lightning strike, stiffened there, and said in horror in his heart: "What the hell is this?"
"Senior brother, you don't know each other, do you?" said the girl in the blue skirt suspiciously.
"Of course I know!" The bearded man said confidently: "The content of this letter is actually very simple!
Staring at the dazzling words, he chanted: "Yun'er! I don't see you for half a month! You are good outside? My mother misses you! I feel so uncomfortable without you to buy together! I heard that there is a new batch of ...... in the jade shop next street Yun'er, give your senior brother a thousand taels of silver tickets, and let him buy some gifts to come back!"
Raising his head, ignoring the dumbfounded crowd, he said solemnly: "Senior sister, what the letter from the senior sister means, let you give me some silver!"
A moment later, the bearded man was hung under the beams of the house, and exclaimed in a heart-rending voice: "Ah! Senior sister! I know it's wrong! I shouldn't say that my sister asked you to give me a thousand taels! The real situation is ...... One hundred taels! One hundred taels is enough!"
Coldly watching the two white-clothed women take turns beating the strong man, the girl in the green skirt turned her head to the frightened crowd: "You guys! Don't think it's okay to stand here! I ask you! Which of you knows Sanskrit?"
Everyone looked at each other, lowered their heads one after another, and just when the girl was about to get angry, a thin old monk with long eyebrows stood up and said, "Amitabha!
"Could it be that the master is a sixth-level sect, the bitter sea master of Qingguang Temple?" The girl in the green skirt had a bright eye, hurriedly handed over the letter, and said, "Master, help me see, what is written in my mother's letter?"
"Amitabha! The girl is calm and don't be impatient, wait for the poor monk to take a closer look!" The old monk of Kuhai calmly took the letter paper, read it carefully, read the cumbersome characters on his lips, and slowly nodded his head and said: "I see! Haha!
After he finished speaking, he looked up and said to the girl, "Donor, the content of this letter is roughly like this...... Yun'er! I haven't seen you for a few days, my mother misses you! I think that my hair is gray a few times, and I have a severe wind chill, you like to play, just play outside for a few more days! Don't rush back, my mother is at most a few more white hair, just a few more times to see the doctor, it doesn't matter!"
Retracting his gaze, Kuhai said to the stunned girl: "Girl, your mother said that she thinks that her hair is gray, and she is infected with the wind and cold, so you don't have to worry, and you don't have to rush back to see her, if you want to play, although you play outside, her body doesn't matter!"
"Awesome! worthy of a monk!" Everyone around saw the old monk's actions, and was amazed, citing her mother's illness as a reason, now, she said that she would rush back, right?
After a while, everyone looked at the Master of the Bitter Sea who was tied up and beaten in a daze, and their hearts sank to the bottom, so they couldn't deceive her, wouldn't everyone be doomed?
"Hmph!" the girl in the green skirt snorted lightly, her eyes glancing at everyone with cold eyes: "There are so many monks, so many Taoist priests, and none of them know Sanskrit! I tell you! If you can't translate, I'll go and demolish your temple tomorrow!"
"What does Sanskrit have to do with our Taoist priests?" a small Taoist priest was not angry in his heart, and couldn't help muttering.
"Yes, what's the matter with our nun?" Poor nun, all lie down with arrows!" next to him, the old nun nodded and said angrily.
"That's what we should say, right?" A middle-aged Dao aunt looked at the indignant old nun beside her and said in surprise.
"That's right!" In the crowd, Li Xiao suddenly thought of something, and said: "Girl, I want to know what to write!
"That's right! just use the jade plate to ask no!" Everyone suddenly brightened up and nodded in agreement.
The girl glanced at Li Xiao in surprise, grabbed the jade plaque from the center of her eyebrows, walked behind the Buddha statue and said something, it didn't take long for her to leave in a hurry, and when she was about to walk out of the temple gate, she looked back at the monks of Longhu Temple, and said with a smile: "Longhu Temple, right?
The monks sighed, and said with contempt in their hearts: "Hurry up and go! Go back to your Famous Sword Villa! We can't hide when we see you, how can we meet again!"
In the early morning of the next day, Li Xiao and the monks of Longhu Temple set off for the silent gate to support.
Walking in the muddy forest, King Kong pointed at Huilin, ran to Li Xiao and Xuande from the back of the team, and said anxiously: "Uncle! Little Master! Oh no! King Kong legs, Senior Brother Huikong is gone!"
"If you don't see it, it's gone! What's the fuss!" Xuande looked at Hui Lin dissatisfiedly and said, "He may have gone out to kick people again, he used to be like this often, and you don't know it!"
"No!" Hui Lin said eagerly: "Senior Brother Huikong just kicked someone yesterday, it's impossible, go out early in the morning to find someone to kick!"
Xuande squinted at Hui Lin and said, "You care about him so much, do you have a leg with him?"
"Uncle Shi......" Hui Lin lowered his head and twisted: "I...... I can swear that I'm definitely not interested in Brother Huilin's beautiful leg hair! I'm just weird, so I'm worried about him!"
"A person as big as Huikong won't get lost!Don't worry!" Li Xiao opened his mouth to comfort, and saw Xuande playing with a black ball the size of a fist in his hand, he wondered: "Senior nephew Xuande, what are you holding in your hand?"
"That's what Uncle Shi said?" Xuande held up the shiny black ball and said, "Just now, the system sent me a 'Adventure Highest Achievement Award', which is this bead, what kind of dragon ball is it? The poor monk thought about it for a long time, probably because the poor monk forgot to receive it when he had an adventure before." ”
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In the endless starry sky, in a sea-blue planet, crisscrossing the city streets, an obese bronze man, walking aimlessly, looking at the surrounding high-rise buildings, his gray pupils revealed confusion, and he muttered to himself: "Uncle, ancestor, where are you? Half a month ago, when the adventure was counting down, I was just busy eating, and I didn't have a deep sleep, why, when I finished eating, you were all gone?"
Suddenly, Huikong saw a familiar restaurant and ran in excitedly, "Little Er, let's have a children's menu!"