"Huh, poor nun......" In the ruined temple, hundreds of warriors were lying on the ground and snoring, and suddenly, an old nun in a blue shirt sat up suddenly, looked around, frowned and wondered: "What's the matter?

"I seem to have had a strange dream too!" Next to him, Xuande, who was rubbing his eyes in a daze, listened to the words of the old woman next to him and looked at her in confusion, "Mrs. Shi, what did you dream about?"

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"Doctor of Genetics?" Xuande was stunned, "I haven't heard of it, what does this Doctor of Genetics do?"

"Eat eggs!" The old nun tilted his head and said with a blue face: "Eat eggs every day!"

"Eating eggs?" The people who woke up around were stunned when they heard this, and they all looked at Lao Ni with strange eyes, "I dreamed of beautiful men before, and now I dream of eating eggs, this teacher, how can I have some magical dreams?"

"Listening to what Mrs. Shi said, Lao Dao also had a strange dream!" Old Dao, who had just gotten up, rubbed his head and thought: "Poor Dao seems to have made a ...... Takeaway guy?"

"Takeaway brother?" Xuande was puzzled, "What for?"

"It seems to be a ......" Lao Dao frowned and recalled: "Similar to a dart game and the like, it is very dangerous to send things to people, Poor Dao remembers, there are a few people who dislike Poor Dao's slow delivery, so that Poor Dao is slapped to death, however, the last time, Poor Dao was still planted in the hands of a big man, that is a bear child, suddenly rushed out of the road, Poor Dao knocked him away, fell down for some reason, and then was hit by countless big guys and died. ”

"Dead? This takeaway brother is really a dangerous profession!" Xuande glanced at Lao Dao in surprise and said proudly: "Hehe, the poor monk also had a strange dream, dreaming that he was a generalissimo!"

"Uncle Shi, you are so amazing!" Jin Gangjiao Huiyuan leaned over and said flatteringly.

"You are the most powerful here, be a marshal, what are you doing?" Lao Dao looked at Xuande enviously.

"Corruption!" Xuande said proudly: "The poor monk is not stupid, of course he has to be corrupt as a marshal, and the poor monk has nothing to do, so he called the people under his command to pat the poor monk's farts and scavenged a lot of treasures from them, hehe, that's cool!"

As he spoke, he faced the old man and said in surprise: "By the way, the poor monk remembers that he once ordered a takeout, and the person who delivered the goods heard that he was hanging on the road, so it wouldn't be you, right?"

"What!" Lao Dao was shocked, it seemed that the last time he delivered food was to a mysterious person, it wouldn't be such a coincidence, right?

"Hmph! How can it be Poor Dao!" Old Dao snorted disdainfully: "In the dream, it is true that Poor Dao is a takeaway brother, but our dreams cannot overlap together!"

At this time, Li Xiao also sat up, and when Xuande next to him saw this, he immediately asked curiously: "Uncle Shi, what about you, what dream did you have?"

"I, of course I ......" Li Xiaogang wanted to brag, but who knows, Huiguang suddenly came over and grinned: "Little Master, I dreamed that you are a cleaning soldier!" Seeing the other party's murderous eyes, he immediately changed his words, "Yes...... Companion. ”

"This Huiguang!" Li Xiao stared at Huiguang with an unkind face, and said in his heart: "This Huiguang, when he played chess before, he didn't give face, but now he is even more ......"

"What's going on?" Not far away, the girl in the green dress staggered to her feet, her eyes scanned the temple, and she frowned: "What's the matter? I seem to dream that I am a female soldier? There is a cleaner who often breaks into the women's bathroom? I also sue him with others?"

......The old monk who was hanging under the beams of the house suddenly opened his cloudy eyes and wondered: "The old man seems to be in a dream, what kind of cleaner and then what kind of death squad? ”

Suddenly realizing something, he said to the little monk more than a dozen steps away: "By the way, apprentice, what dream did you have?"

"Me?" the little monk touched his bald head, confused, "I don't know what it is?" I sat on a strange thing floating in the air, in a strange box next to it, and kept shouting, 'Put away the rags!'"

"Why did everyone have a strange dream?" The girl in the green skirt was confused, she couldn't think about it, what happened, hesitated for a moment, she glanced at the hanging old monk, and then, with a long whip in her hand, pointed at Li Xiao and Xuande: "You four! Only then dare to tease me! Now immediately select one person to accept the punishment!"

"Pick one?" The four looked at each other, and Xuande looked around at a few people around him: "Or, let's guess the fist and decide." ”

"Okay!" everyone said in unison, and the old nun on the side said excitedly: "Poor...... When the poor nuns used to read Sanskrit, it seemed that they had caused you a burden, so let the poor nuns bear the consequences! Later, the poor nuns will make their fists, and you will make cloth and wrap the poor nuns' fists!"

Li Xiao, Xuande, and Lao Dao were stunned for a moment, and muttered to themselves in their hearts, "This old nun, take the initiative to ask to suffer for us? Are you stupid to us? You say the hammer? Wait, scissors will definitely come out and cut our cloth, so ......"

"We're hammering!" the three of them looked at each other and nodded tacitly.

"Then let's get started!" the four of them gathered around, "hammerheads, scissors......"

"What! Did she really make a fist?" Li Xiao and the three of them were shocked when they saw Lao Ni punch, could it be true that what she said before was true?

The three of them glanced at each other, and Xuande said to Lao Ni embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Mrs. Shi, we made a mistake! Do it again! You continue to punch!" After speaking, he thought in his heart: "Before, it was probably Lao Ni's trick, and when we came out of the cloth, she would definitely make scissors! So ......"

"We're going to punch again!" all three of them decided at the same time.

The second round of "Hammer, Scissors ......" began, and as the sound fell, four people shot at the same time.

"Huh, why is there an extra cloth?" Seeing that among the three fists, someone came out of the cloth, several people were stunned for a moment, followed the hand of the person who came out of the cloth, and looked over, only to see the old nun, grinning his teeth, and laughing: "Hehe, the poor nun accidentally made a mistake!"

"You...... You ......" The three of them were so angry that they smoked, "This master looks confused, but at the critical moment, it is not vague at all!"

The three of them had no choice but to continue to guess the fist hatefully, but as a result, Xuande and Lao Dao were both out, and Li laughed out of the fist.

Li Xiao looked at his outstretched fist with a blue face, his eyes glanced at Xuande beside him, and he was originally full of smiles, but suddenly froze.

"Uncle Shi......" Xuande saw Li Xiao staring at him blinking, his heart was terrified, and his face was embarrassed: "The poor monk is ...... old"

"When you're older, you should exercise more!" Li Xiao patted Xuande on the shoulder, "This opportunity is rare, don't shirk my nephew!"

Pulling the other party behind the Buddha statue where no one was, he took out the one from the space ring, the hundred-level exclusive women's robe, and handed it to Xuande and said: "Put this treasure robe on your body, you are invulnerable, keep you fine!"

"This ...... This is a woman's dress!" Xuande looked at the golden silk bird phoenix white dress in Li Xiao's hand in a daze, and said suspiciously: "This is ...... Does it really work?"

"Of course it works!" Li Xiao put his clothes on Xuande's chest, raised his hand and punched out, "Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt!" Xuande foamed at the mouth and shook his head: "It's just a little dizzy!"

"That's good, hurry up and put your clothes inside!" Li Xiao said, asking Xuande to take off his robe, draped the woman's clothes inside, and then took him nervously, walked to Lao Ni and Lao Dao, and the three of them worked together to tie him up and tie him under the beam.

This time, the girl in the green skirt did not do it directly, but let the woman in white next to her be responsible for whipping, while she sat on the stone bench and ate dry food, admiring it with relish.

"Smack!" only heard a crisp sound, Xuande's eyes widened, and there was no pain on his body, not only did he not feel it, but it was quite comfortable.

"It really doesn't hurt!" Xuande was overjoyed, his body kept writhing in the shadow of the whip, and he smiled on his mouth: "Here! here! Hit here! Harder ......"

The woman in white who was in charge of the whipping kept waving the long whip in her hand, and her clothes were soaked with sweat, but the old monk opposite was twisting her body comfortably as if she was nothing.

"Huh?" The woman in the green dress didn't see the scene she wanted, and immediately stopped the woman in white, walked over, and stared at Xuande with a frown, "You don't hurt?"

"It hurts! who said it doesn't hurt!" Xuande rolled his eyes and hurriedly shouted.

"It hurts, are you still so relaxed?" The girl in the green skirt glanced at her in confusion, her eyes widened next to her, and she looked at the old monk who was in a daze with Xuande, and then looked back, and said with a suspicious face: "You know, the old monk next to you is so dead and alive, why don't you have anything to do?"

"The poor monk is too hurt to forget!, let's do it all over again!" Xuande said embarrassedly.

"Hmph, I'll do it myself this time!" After receiving the whip handed by the woman in white, the girl in the green skirt stroked her long sleeves and whipped at the calm Xuande.

"Ahh

"Dead monk, see how long you can last!" The girl in the green skirt saw that her whip had no effect, so she increased her strength and swung her cold and shining whip again.

"It hurts!" Xuande called lazily, facing the girl and said, "Okay, you successfully beat the poor monk to death!"

"How can you kill someone without bloodshed. The girl in the green skirt snorted coldly, her eyes glanced at Xuande a few times, and when she saw the clothes in his broken robe, she immediately walked over, tore it open to take a look, and immediately exclaimed: "Ah! You perverted monk, wearing such beautiful women's clothes!"

"Oh no! she's taken a fancy to that dress!" Li Xiao saw the girl's eyes shining, and hurriedly said, "He is not only beautiful in clothes, but also has more beautiful things in his shoes!"

"Really?" the girl in the green dress raised her eyebrows and waved to the woman in white beside her, "Take off his shoes!"

Hundreds of people in the temple saw that the woman in white was about to take off Xuande's shoes, and they were covered in cold sweat, and they all pinched their noses and hid in the corner, looking at Xuande with a look of fear.

"Huh, why are you all running into the corner?" the girl in the green skirt asked in puzzlement when she saw the strange behavior of everyone, and before she could continue, her face suddenly changed greatly, and she exclaimed, "Ahh......h

"Xuande's shoes dare to take off, hehe, now I know it's amazing. ”

Li Xiao glanced at the old Taoist beside him, with a thick smile in his pupils, and just when everyone saw the girl fainting and the pressure was greatly reduced, a man's voice came from outside the temple, "It's really strange? I have been sending a message to my junior sister for so long, why don't I see her reply? Ah! What kind of smell is this......! Fragrant!"