Chapter 13 The Biology Teacher "So Cheap??
In a few moments, all the students were sitting quietly in their seats.
However, they should have been staring at the books seriously, but at this time, they were all staring at the classroom door expectantly, as if there was something fascinating and strange at the classroom door.
They are secretly guessing what kind of surprise this time will bring them.
"After all, this is not an ordinary class, but a biology class!"
There was no one in sight, but the sound of high heels stepping on the distance was heard in the distance, which made the hearts of the students in the classroom seem to rise to their throats.
"Do you hear that? I bet he's wearing high heels this time."
In the classroom, a student whose name Ling Yan couldn't name was full of a look of insight into everything, and he looked extremely profound.
Of course, it is also possible to pretend.
"I'm not deaf," the table mate next to him looked disdainful, as if mocking him for underestimating his own intelligence.
At this moment, the sound of high heels is getting closer and closer, and the first thing that catches the eye of many people is a cheongsam made of a splendid phoenix pattern.
has short hair half-hidden, it should be the kind of posture that captivates the country and the city, but at this moment, how do you look at it.
He held a basin resembling blue and white porcelain in both hands, and his thin heels were still walking extremely smoothly.
Many students made a strange sound at this moment, I don't know if it was excitement or a faint nausea.
Han Yu was extremely happy in his heart at this time, knowing that he had spit it out first in the last class, not to mention how much face he had lost.
said with a little emotion: "It's okay, at least I didn't wear a skirt anymore......"
In the entire classroom, except for Ling Yan, who was still sleeping, the rest were speechless.
But more people seem to have become accustomed to the way people on the podium act, and they are out of sight!
After all, it's still early in the morning, and few people have eaten breakfast, and they don't want to harm themselves for such an unexplained reason, but there is no way!
"Wow, cheongsam, poof......" Ma Lei couldn't help himself from laughing, not knowing how uncomfortable it was.
"Now on, class!" his voice reached everyone's ears, making many people suddenly unbearable.
Of course, it's not the voice of charm, but the kind of strange creature that resembles it! Eunuchs, you probably know how sharp the eunuch's voice is!
"Hiss~" At this moment, the whole class felt a chill, you must know that the degree of their teacher can't be measured by the standard of a normal person at all......
And this is Ling Yan's biology teacher, maybe it's really a person who is as his name, a cheap word!
I don't know if his parents didn't have a daughter and raised him as a daughter, or if he forgot whether he was a man or a woman.
Although she looks pretty good, that's not a reason to wear women's clothes all the time!
Everyone secretly shouted in their hearts~
Even so, the people in the class gritted their teeth and endured it, but his character was speechless to the point that no one could respond!
"In this class, let's talk about the irreversibility of biology," Hao Jian said sharply, knowing that he was here to teach.
But if you don't know, you will definitely think that he is here to scold the street!
"We all know that whether it is a plant or an animal, it is only a situation in its life, that is, from birth to decay. "But I have to say that he has twelve points of seriousness in class, but he also has twelve points of change of face!!
"Nothing escapes such a knot....... ”
"Knot~ Your sister, who is that guy, stand up for me! I dare to sleep in class, is it tired and crooked!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he threw out the chalk that he was playing with in the palm of his hand, and it happened to hit the bull's-eye!
It was exactly the same, and it happened to hit Ling Yan's head.
Han Yu only had time to see a parabolic piece of chalk flying over his head!
Then he was horrified, "Oh, why didn't you remind him that this is a biology class, it's over!"
Han Yu saw that Ling Yan hadn't woken up yet, and then hurriedly pushed the desk where Ling Yan was lying on his stomach.
Ling Yan vaguely heard someone calling his name in his dream, and immediately felt a shake for a while, pulling himself back from the fantasy world.
This sleep was definitely the most restful sleep he had slept in thousands of years, without the constant fear and fear of the moment, and without the rules of the river basin where he moved or died!
Sleepy-eyed, Ling Yan had to ask "what's wrong" in a daze.
Ling Yan only saw Han Yu half-covering his mouth sitting in front of him, and whispered with a smile.
"The biology teacher has come to talk to you."
I saw that Hao Jian really walked down from the podium, and Ling Yan looked at how unhappy Ling Yan looked at the twisted steps!
"Who is this black charcoal, and you have an explosive head, is the school your home?! I dare to sleep in class, do you take me seriously?"
Hao Jian said indignantly that he would always clean up the people who slept in his class, otherwise how could he praise his teacher's prestige!
"Even if you put me at ease, it's not a reason for you to sleep there!" Hao Jian's words came into everyone's ears, and they all felt that these words were a little tasteless, and they couldn't help but laugh faintly in their hearts.
"Tell me what I just said."
I saw that this biology teacher named Hao Jian crackled and spoke, but Ling Yan still looked sleepy.
Ling Yan had no choice but to say with a confused face: "I was just sleeping, who knows what you are talking about!"
"There's another question, why do you want to let you ...... if you don't smell beautiful women in your heart?"
Ling Yan complained directly, and many people stared at Ling Yan directly, and the words of admiration in their hearts had already filled a basket.
"Wow! Lao Yan, it's awesome."
"I dare to go back!" I will support you" I saw that many people stretched out their thumbs and looked at Ling Yan approvingly, of course, there are also those with gloomy faces and the corners of their mouths turned up!
"Hmph, I want to see how you end up in a while!" Ma Lei said hatefully.
"Okay, okay, you! Ling Yan, this is a good student in everyone's hearts, do you think I can't give a good lecture, then don't come to my class in the future!"
"Look what you're wearing, do you still look like a student? tattered, have you collected all the scrap and received it to the school!"
Hao Jian also remembered that this black charcoal-like person was Ling Yan at this time, and he was also Ling Yan, who ranked in the top three in the class every time.
But now he will scare himself like this, Hao Jian never thought of it!
All the students sighed for a while, although the creature is dispensable, but it is related to the overall score, if the creature is gone, how much do you have to lose!
The impact on grades is very important, and it is also very important to the college entrance examination!
Ling Yan no longer paid attention to Hao Jian, and his eyes caught a glimpse of the textbook that Han Yu was opening, writing about the irreversibility of biology, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise!
"Heh, cheap teacher, do you want me to teach you what a creature is?" Yes, Ling Yan was also angry, he was dignified Ling Demon Venerable, and he had never been so angry!
also directly removed the word Hao.
"Haha! You, it's you! No matter how good your grades are, you're just a milky hairy kid, talk to me!" Hao Jian laughed at this time.
And Ling Yan didn't argue, stood up, and didn't want to look at this "teacher" again.
He slowly walked up to the podium and looked at the flower pot on the desk of the podium, in which a few buds had faintly sprouted!
"Heh, teach me, I'm here to watch how you teach me!" Hao Jian said coldly, but his body movements were still so bewitching, and he really had a kind of underbeating.
What's more, he swaggered and sat directly on Ling Yan's table, intending to take a good look at how Ling Yan made jokes.
Ling Yan picked up the flower pot with both hands and gently weighed the weight, it was neither heavy nor too light, it was completely fine for Ling Yan now.
It made Ling Yan look at Hao Jian a little, such a bewitching and weak man has quite a lot of strength!
Ling Yan smiled lightly.
As for Ling Yan weighing the weight of this pot, he was completely considering whether this pot could carry these plants.
"Today, I will set the record straight."
"Creatures are reversible!" Ling Yan's words were loud and intimidating!
But not many people really believe such a joke.
Immediately, guiding the soul power that could only be used in his soul sea into a few shoots, Ling Yan was also gambling, he was betting on the changes in his soul, and on the effect of that fragment of paper.
"Hahaha! What are you talking about, biology is reversible, do you want to laugh me to death?" Hao Jian's extremely mocking words came out, and his eyes were full of contempt.
"Heh, I'm really talking big and I'm not afraid to bite my tongue, see how you end up in a while" Ma Lei also sneered, waiting to see Ling Yan make a fool of himself!
And the other students put on a good show, after all, they don't want to take this "human" class, so why not?
Since Ling Yan wants to make trouble, let him go and make trouble, and they can have a good time!
"Oh, Xiao Yanzi, were you struck by lightning, you were really stupid, what is written in this book, can there be anything wrong?"
Only Han Yu was worried about Ling Yan, and glanced at the knowledge points in the book from time to time, but a few big words marked it, making Han Yu feel that Ling Yan was unreliable.
Ling Yan was still gently holding the flower pot with his hand, but something surprising happened to everyone.
I saw that the buds in the pot grew rapidly, and after a while, they grew more than Ling Yan, and they also grew flower bones, hanging all over each branch, covering Ling Yan behind it!
"This, this, this, what just happened"
"Magic??"
"How is this possible" Hao Jian also used skeptical words at this time, but his eyes widened at Ling Yan's so-called "magic trick".
The change is so fast, like magic, that no one can believe it.
"Isn't this a plum tree?" I don't know who interjected.
"How is this possible? This is not scientific!" Biology teacher Hao Jian stared at the saplings that were almost half a meter long at this time, and was silent for a long time.
After all, this was the seed he had personally obtained from his friend, and it was indeed a plum tree!
Just when Hao Jian was still suspicious, many flower bones had already grown on the entire tree.
In an instant, all the flowers and bones suddenly opened, and it became a scenery in the entire classroom.
Colorful and dazzling, it is impossible to describe its beauty in words.
However, this is not the end of the story.
Perhaps, no matter how beautiful things are, they can't last long!
This plum blossom was like a flash in the pan, and before everyone could appreciate it, they closed the flower bones again. Slowly the plum tree shrinks until it shoots.
What's even more terrifying is that in the blink of an eye, the buds no longer exist.
"It's not going to be magic!
Everyone talked about it, after all, what happened at this time could no longer be explained by common sense.
Ling Yan gently pulled the dirt with his hand, rummaging through it.
Then he put the basin on the podium again, walked off the podium, and walked towards the biology teacher, "Hao Jian".
"This is the fact you want!" Ling Yan looked at the headache-inducing biology teacher mockingly, and stretched out his hand to the desk.
A few seeds fell down~
Hao Jian's whole face turned blue suddenly, and he picked up the seeds with his hands, looking at the few seeds that had already sprouted with his own hands.
And now, where is there any sign of germination?
At this time, Ling Yan didn't say anything, and directly turned around and pulled up Han Yu, who was still in a state of confusion sitting in the front row, and walked out of the classroom.
Compared to Ling Yan, he no longer had any need to study.
With his ability to Ling Demon Venerable, can he still look at the interests of the world?
And Han Yu, he had to help him, at least in terms of strength.
All that was left was a group of stunned students, all thinking about what had just happened...... "Is that science? Is it magic?"
"Xiao Yanzi, aren't you in class, why did you run out, and why did you pull out this kid Han Yu. ”
In other words, Ling Yan came straight to the school gate when he came out of the classroom, after all, he really couldn't rest assured that those two, who made them both not fuel-efficient lamps~
Han Yu looked extremely worried, after all, he hadn't sorted out all the things that had happened so far, and he was hurriedly pulled out of the classroom by Ling Yan, you must know that this is skipping class!
"Uncle Li, I have something to do when I go out, so you can be accommodating first, and come back when I'm done. Ling Yan said politely, he knew that Uncle Li would definitely promise him.
"Okay, well, you are Uncle Li has always been optimistic, of course this little thing is okay, but don't delay your studies! You two go early and return early" Uncle Li said without hesitation at all, after all, they are too familiar.
Looking at Uncle Li with gray temples in front of him, Ling Yan couldn't help but feel a little lost and thought.
"If Uncle Li can also step into the path of cultivation, even if this world cannot climb to a higher level now, but there will be no burden on ordinary physical fitness and longevity. ”
I have to say that Uncle Li's position in Ling Yan's heart is really not low.
"Well, I'll work hard!" Ling Yan immediately reassured, and then pulled Han Yue out of the school quickly.
"Hey, where did these two go?"
But when Ling Yan came out, except for the passers-by, Zhu Xin and Yan Jian all lost their traces.
"Xiao Yan, tell me about you, don't pull me along if you want to skip class. You see, the exam is going to be in a few days, what are you going to do then?"
Han Yu looked depressed, after all, it was about going on to higher education, could he not treat it seriously?
"Of course it is, I won't take the test," Ling Yan said lightly.
"What, don't take the test" Han Yue was surprised, if he didn't take the test, he didn't know if his mother would beat him to death, although his father didn't care about himself, but he still had his own mother!
"Hehe, let's not talk about this first, you'll know when the time comes, go, find someone" Ling Yan thought to himself, I don't know how long it will take to explain?
Even in the human world, what is involved is theological knowledge, can ordinary people believe it?
Unless it's the kind of genius who stops at science, it will definitely not be the Han Yu next to him.
Theology is ethereal and nowhere to be found! And the veil behind theology is the path of cultivation.
"Oh, Teacher Hao, haven't you finished class yet? Why are you coming back, still so listless! Look! Stepped on my shoes" A complaining voice sounded at the teaching building.
Hao Jian then said embarrassedly, "Oh, Mr. Wang, I just got distracted......"
"Don't say it, your cheongsam is quite interesting!" the teacher Wang quipped.
"Alas~ Don't talk about Mr. Wang, I'm annoying...... At this time, I feel that I have been hurt by 10,000 points, alas~" Hao Jian said with a frustrated face, but the taste in his words was full!
"What else can give Teacher Hao a headache! Say it and let me be happy. Teacher Wang said.
But I couldn't help laughing in my heart: What can make you annoyed, in addition to women's clothing, can it still be a man?
"Are you sure you want me to say it, don't say I'm joking!"
Hao Jian was in a good mood to go to class, but who knew that Ling Yan's demon made him in the mood for class.
Let the students study on their own early, and run away by themselves, I really don't have the face to stay any longer!
"Creatures are reversible!" said Hao Jian with a straight face.
But Teacher Wang laughed, "Hahaha, Mr. Hao, what are you talking about? Biological reversibility, doesn't that mean that people can also be rejuvenated?"
"Your joke is not at all level, I think you should go to the doctor, otherwise I'm afraid your brain will burn out!"
"Hmph, I know you don't believe it!" Hao Jian looked at Teacher Wang with disdain, laughing at his ignorance!
"Hmph, hmph!" Hao Jian was sullen and angry in his heart! secretly said that he didn't think to take a picture with his mobile phone at that time......
Alas~