Chapter 39: A Mountain Village
Jiang Ming and Mo Mo turned their heads in surprise, but saw that from the hole in the old locust tree, an ugly mouse with festering fur and scabies covered in small bumps came out.......
This rat ...... It should be some kind of skin disease, the hair is basically gone, the face is ulcerated, and there is an indescribable stench, at first glance... I thought it was rotten meat!
"I'll wipe it! Hurry up and stay away...... This guy has leprosy, don't get infected!"
"Why is this disgusting thing here? ...... vomit!"
"King, don't listen to its bragging, it's sick, don't go near it!"
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The rats fled away in disgust, for fear of being infected by the three slippers!
Jiang Ming and Mo Mo frowned and looked at the mouse, they didn't discriminate much, but they were also a little disgusting.
The three slippers ran down the tree, approached Jiang Ming little by little, and swore solemnly: "This ...... I swear to God, O king, that I am not lying, that I really know where their nest is...... I can lead you there!"
"Okay, then you ......." Jiang Ming held his breath and muttered.
Sanzizi's eyes rolled: "Uh, uh, uh, the king, I can say it, but ...... Can you meet my small request. ”
Jiang Ming smiled slightly bitterly: "Okay, you can say it." ”
Sanluozi squeaked excitedly: "Actually, it's nothing, the main thing is that the smell on your body is too good, can you let me smell it hard, I'll tell you when I smell it!"
Jiang Ming and Mo Mo were both stunned, and said in their hearts, what kind of ghost is this? But it's not too harsh! These stinky rats...... Fetish is so special!
"Don't promise it, the sores on its body are contagious!"
"Yes, my lord, these three slippers are infected with dirty diseases, don't come close!"
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The rats nervously reminded Jiang Ming one by one.
Sanluozi said with an annoyed face: "You are talking nonsense! My body is rotten, but it is not contagious, which of you is infected by me? Or who in your family is infected by me? I didn't make any excessive requests, I just want to smell the incense king!"
"You don't come to this set, we don't know what you're thinking, you are sure that the king is disgusting with you, and he won't eat you, so he makes such an excessive request! You leper!"
"That's it! The female mouse of our mountain can't look down on you, you guess it's outside, and the wild rats don't know where to stain the willows, you are the shame of our mountain!"
There was constant cursing from the rats.
"You're talking nonsense! I'm ...... in my life. I have never touched a female mouse, let alone a mouse outside the mountain...... You red-mouthed, white-toothed, bullshit bastards!"
The three and the mice scolded each other, stirring Jiang Ming's mind so messy, "Meow!" screamed, and the frightened group of mice didn't dare to squeak.
"Don't worry! I won't be poisoned!Sanluozi, come and smell it!" Jiang Ming calmed the rat group, and then said to Sanluozi.
Hearing that the king had spoken, the other rats didn't want to say anything, and the three flicked their tails with excitement as if they had gotten tickets to the star concert, and they got closer to Jiang Ming.
"Don't get too close! Just about the same!" Mo Mo was still a little worried, and scolded Sanyuzi. After all, she felt ...... Although Brother Jiang is invasive, viruses and poisons are different.
Sanluozi nodded: "This black cat girl, don't worry, I won't meet the king." ”
Jiang Ming didn't think so, and looked at the three slippers calmly. But...... He also kept an eye on it, if these three slippers ...... What is sent to harm yourself, but if there is a little misconduct, you will slap it to death!
Sanluozi walked to Jiang Ming's approach, about 10cm away, stretched out his mouth, and sniffed vigorously....... Floating down from Jiang Ming's neck, the "woman's fragrance" of the devil mouse was fully absorbed by its olfactory nerves, and the intoxicated body shook slightly, and sat on the ground with a butt back.
"It's so fragrant! It's so fragrant! Okay! Enough is enough! I'm content...... Sanzi, I have not worked in vain in my life, and I am happier than sleeping with 10 female mice......." The guy's tears of emotion actually came out, and he shouted in a squeaky trembling voice.
And the careful Momo found that there were still fleas hidden in the rotten sores on the backs of the three slippers, and nervously pulled Brother Jiang back.
"Okay, you can say it!" Jiang Ming frowned and looked at it, the smell on this guy's body was too strong! It was mixed with the smell of ammonia, just like the old alkali in the rural public toilet and urine pool.
Sanluozi was intoxicated for more than ten seconds, relieved himself, and his nose was still trying to capture the aroma on Jiang Ming's body, it was the closest, and it took advantage of the "time and place".
"O king, just now...... Their nest is indeed in the burrow where the weasels used to live, but what is it like inside?
"Then you hurry up!" Jiang Ming frowned and urged.
"Uh-uh...... Deep in the weasel burrow, underground...... There's a village!" the three slippers and two little black eyes turned.
"What?"
"Don't listen to it, my lord!"
"What the can you say, this is the ground is solid rock, where is there any village? You can't burrow us rats, are they dogs living on the ground?"
The other rats questioned and cursed.
"Don't make any noise!" Jiang Ming interrupted them and continued to ask Sanyuzi: "Sanyuzi, you go on, I believe you!"
With Jiang Ming's support, the three slippers were much more emboldened......! You can also see that I am the most despised mouse in this mountain, so ...... I don't even have a fixed nest, they dislike me, they exclude me, they take up all the good places, and I have nowhere to stay....... I had to go to live in the home abandoned by the old skins. ”
It shed two tears and continued: "So, I naturally know more about the situation inside than they do, and those five red eyelids have dug deep into the hole where the weasels lived, and extended it to the deepest part of the mountain, where ...... There is a large open field with villages, and it is ..... It's about the same size as the village at the bottom of the mountain, except that the houses are a little dilapidated, and they ...... There are humans living in it, too!"
Speaking of which...... All the mice and cats present were shocked! Although Jiang Ming and Mo Mo suspected that it was nonsense, they were also full of curiosity.
To say...... There is a village hidden inside this mountain...... It is not extremely unusual, because the ancient emperor's mausoleum had burial buildings such as underground palaces, and some of them were exquisite...... It also has to make a dungeon feel like it, such as the Mausoleum of the First Emperor.
But...... You especially say that there are people living in it, and it is about the same scale as Xiaowang Village at the foot of this mountain, this is too nonsense! Take another 10,000 steps back, this Yanshan generation, except for the well-known imperial tombs, there are no longer any large tombs.
"Those people are all stone carvings, right? The so-called village is actually a large mausoleum?" Momo snorted.
"No, no, no!" Sanluozi shook his brain like a rattle, and said: "It's definitely not a stone carving, it's not a mausoleum, it's all houses, tomb bags and other things....... There are no dead bones!"
Jiang Ming and Mo Mo were patient and listened to it finish speaking.
Three slippers said, anyway, those red-eyed weasels don't eat it, everyone is safe in it, just last week, it followed those red-eyelids to the depths of the mountain, I don't know how long it has been drilling, in the deepest part of the ground, I saw an incredible scene!