Maybe it's because he watched too many TV series, and when he walked up, Xiao He just wanted to push the door in, but suddenly thought that some bad guy was waiting for him to come in so that he could kill himself, so he hesitated and flashed to the side.

After all, his identity is different from what he used to be, and he is a cult leader.

Stepping on the silent and white moonlight, Xiao He leaned over, crept under the window of the house, poked out half of his head, and wanted to peek into who was swaggering and swaggering into the house in the middle of the night.

He looked at the paper windows in the room that seemed to be made of yellow paper, so he stretched out a finger and licked it, and he was going to poke a hole. As soon as he put it in his mouth, he suddenly felt that his index finger was not too thick, and then changed it to a little thumb, licked and licked, for fear that it would not be moist enough, and knew that the little finger was reflected with crystal white light, so he was satisfied, and carefully poked it. Unexpectedly, there was a cold, hard and smooth touch between his fingers, Xiao He secretly said that he miscalculated, it turned out that this window was not made, it was an opaque material that he didn't know, similar to glass.

Because of the proximity, Xiao He vaguely heard a very leisurely humming sound in the room, and the sound of water rushing.

It's a man.

Xiao He suddenly wondered, what kind of pervert is this, running to someone else's house to take a bath in the middle of the night? He also sang, looking very comfortable! He secretly scolded in his heart, this group of immortal cultivators are either pretentious or pretentious, they are all hundreds of years old, and they still occupy the bath bath of a young man in his twenties to take a bath, don't they want to make a face? A little bit of wine is intimidating, Xiao He has a very big opinion about this pervert who secretly ran to take a bath in other people's houses in the middle of the night, he simply stood up, strode to his own house, pushed open the door, and rushed inside.

The sound of water and singing came to an abrupt end.

The room was filled with a faint scent. It was the smell of the milky spring water. Presumably, because the screen was opened, it was soaked again, so the smell filled the room. In the distance, there was a faint mist, ethereal, making the whole room look like a bathhouse.

Xiao He narrowed his eyes, and there was indeed a person sitting in the pool.

Looking at the back, it is definitely a man, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and his hair is scattered, like a lion. He didn't look back, as if he didn't care about Xiao He coming in angrily, and after a while, he tilted his head, hummed a song, and began to pour water on his body with his hands, that posture was as if he was taking a bath in his own home.

Xiao He saw that this guy actually ignored himself, and began to take a bath comfortably, and knew that this person was by no means a good stubble. At least definitely a very thick-skinned person. He had turned his anger into astonishment, and stood still, not knowing how to ask.

After a while, the man actually spoke leisurely, and his voice was strangely hoarse: "Have you drunk?"

The tone turned out to be an old father's sense of déjà vu, not at all, as if he was very familiar with him. Xiao He couldn't react for a while, so he glared at him and snorted.

"Then come in and go clubbing, so that you can go to the wine. ”

The man said in a kind tone. Xiao He's head was clouded, he couldn't figure out the situation, so he let out a stupid sigh and began to take off his clothes. As soon as I unbuckled my belt, I reflected it - no, I said who the hell is this? Who are you? How can there be such a person, who trespasses into a private house and makes people find out, not only is he not afraid or panic, but he also calmly asks if he wants to come in and take a bath together?

Xiao He ran to that person in three or two steps with his clothes open, squatting on the edge of the pool, and looked stunned: "No..... which way are you an immortal?"

Through the diffuse water vapor, Xiao He finally saw the person's face clearly, but he was so frightened that he almost sat in the pool.

I saw that it was an old man with a strange face, handsome and retro, with yellow and white skin. The eyebrows are gray but thick, and they are very handsome. The heavenly court is full, the roots of the ears are quite long, and the eyes are slightly closed but they look very refreshed. The center of his eyebrows is very strange, and there are two nasal bones, which are separated from the peak of the nose and formed a "Ya" shape, connected with thick eyebrows. At the junction of the two nose bones, there is a mark in the shape of a sun and moon, mysterious and mysterious, which makes people unable to take their eyes off it for a long time.

In general, he is actually a beautiful bearded man with a very fairy wind and bones, but he has two nose bones, which looks very strange, and Xiao He sat on the ground with his buttocks, as if pointing at him in surprise but felt rude, so he had to look at him in a daze.

This strange old man has a very mysterious tattoo on his chest, and it is full of style, and since most of it is hidden under the milky white spring, it is impossible to see why.

"Hehe..... boy, what's the panic? I don't eat people. The old man slowly opened his eyes and looked at Xiao He with a smile.

Xiao He settled down, and said in his heart that I am not afraid of you if you eat people, so he straightened up and said, "Uh..... dare to ask the seniors what ..... is"

The old man closed his eyes and did not answer, humming a little song in his mouth, and paddling gracefully in the water. Half-loud, he replied slowly: "No one." ”

Although Xiao He was a little angry in his heart, he could also see that this old man was not a bad person, and he was by no means a normal person. Strange and strange, no one is you coming to me to take a bath?" He then said, "Okay, okay, no one is ........... Is it that the seniors are old and go to the wrong house without knowing it?"

The old man slowly opened his eyes and stared at him very strangely: "Who do you say is Alzheimer's?" ”

Xiao He said: "Then there is always a reason why you appeared in the spirit pool of my room in the middle of the night, right?"

The old man smiled: "I just wanted to take a bath, so I came in, can't I?"

Xiao He was stunned by his question, and suddenly couldn't answer. This question is asked as a matter of course, and it is straightforward, it is simply noisy, anti-guest-oriented, not shy, and I don't think this is a great thing at all.

Xiao He laughed angrily, fortunately, I am in a good mood today, so I don't care about it, so I said helplessly, you wash slowly, it's cold and windy, I'll drive you out don't freeze and catch a cold.

He said in his heart that this immortal cultivator is really not an ordinary person, and he is about to go into someone else's room to take a bath when he is suddenly interested, so he may not be able to make sure that it is a strange cultivation method.

Xiao He pursed his lips, said that his predecessors were self-sufficient, then got up and stood up, returned to his bed, poured himself a pot of herbal tea, and drank a few sips to quench his thirst.

After a while, the old man seemed to have washed enough, stood up with the sound of rushing water, did not avoid it, did not dry his body, walked in with wet footprints, brushed his hair back in a chic manner, and said to Xiao He: "Pour water." ”

Xiao He sat next to him and stared at him.

What the hell is going on? I'm afraid this old man doesn't think he is the emperor, right? casually flipped through the sign and came to Xiao He's place for the night? He immediately sighed three times in his heart, but don't crow's mouth, if that's the case, he won't be able to contribute his chrysanthemums to serve later?

Seeing Xiao He staring at himself dumbfounded, not moving for a long time, the old man thought he was stupid, took the teapot from his hand very familiarly, lifted it directly very heroically, led his neck, rolled his throat and drank it.

Then the old man turned and grabbed his clothes from the screen, put them on his body casually, and sat down on his bed tiredly, looking at himself with a smile.

Xiao He looked at him with a blank gaze, completely unclear about the situation.

The breeze outside the window blows in slowly, and the stars in the sky are bright and dark, as if they are sleepy eyes. The old man said to Xiao He in a very mysterious tone: "Come here." ”

Xiao He sighed in his heart, isn't he really going to sleep? Fuck the damn Kunlun Sect, what the hell is this place? If this is an immortal with a special fetish, and he can't beat him, wouldn't he be-

He remembered the song of a famous singer in his mind - chrysanthemums are broken, and the ground is full of wounds.........

His steps were uncontrollable, and he stepped forward sluggishly and stiffly.

"Get on your knees. ”

The old man looked at him meaningfully.

Kneel down, what for, use your mouth?

Xiao He had 10,000 alpacas of different colors running over with their long plush necks and howling in his heart, and he instantly remembered the American dramas he had watched, and the little newcomers who had just been imprisoned were forced by the perverted boss to do that-