"Twenty years in a row for the college entrance examination?"

"Kneel. ”

"This is really an elder. ”

......

Although in the Internet era, people often accept the baptism of various information, and their horizons have been very broad, but hearsay, and witnessing, after all, is still very different, especially the strange things that happen around them, which are more likely to be sought after.

With the end of the counselor's introduction, an old man with a child's face and crane hair came into view, and at first glance he was a very old character, but he had the kind of fairy wind and bones depicted in martial arts novels.

Dressed in white, with a beard and hair, and an outstanding temperament, it is heartbreaking at first glance.

However, Song Hao almost squirted: "This, this ......"

"This buddy, no, isn't this old man the one who pretended to be forced in the snack shop outside the school yesterday, saying that the young people here, no one eats and he eats more, and he also puts down a gambling game, so he uses this oil head to eat and drink, and by the way, he slapped him in the face?"

When did he become his classmate?

Song Hao looked confused.

The counselor's words continued to come into his ears: "Although this Lu Yu is old, he is thirsty for knowledge, obviously not in good health, often cold, and lumbar disc herniation, he still insists on coming to our school, this spirit of knowledge is worth learning from all of us, I hope that in the future, everyone will get along with Lu Yu and provide him with help as much as possible." ”

Song Hao really couldn't listen to it anymore......

Not feeling well, often catching colds, and herniated lumbar discs?

Uncle, can you not pretend to be forced, when I saw you yesterday, you were a living dragon, and from the perspective of my immortal cultivator, I can naturally see that you can't use common sense to figure it out, maybe you are a cultivator of another system.

Although I don't know the specifics, my body is definitely much better than that of ordinary young people, and you are here to tell me about a herniated lumbar disc......

Song Hao couldn't help but want to complain, but he never imagined that his lines were actually snatched up by a good brother.

I only listened to Zhuang Lanxi on the side and said quietly: "This Uncle Lu is really outrageous, he actually has the face to say that he has a herniated lumbar disc, and he has been up all night for three days, and he is still alive." ”

"Three days all night?"

Song Hao was stunned, how could he say this: "Lanxi, do you recognize this person?"

"I don't know it, in an Internet café, it's famous. ”

"A few days ago, I wasn't dragged by the young man to play games, just three days ago, early in the morning, an old man came to the Internet café, but the cashier girl was scared enough, thinking that someone was skipping school and indulging in the Internet, and someone at home was ready to educate the children. ”

"You also know that this kind of thing is generally a big deal, and the Internet café is not innocent, so naturally the fire at the city gate affected the fish in the pond, and it is inevitable that some losses will be suffered. ”

"This uncle is old and old, in case he is excited, something happens, the cashier sister has nowhere to reason, at that time, I was almost scared to pee, but I never expected that this uncle was actually for the Internet. ”

"Surfing the Internet?"

"yes. Zhuang Lanxi's face showed a hint of weirdness: "Originally, it was just an ordinary Internet access, after all, no one stipulated that uncles and aunts could not contact the Internet, but this old man Lu is good, as soon as he went online, he spent three all-nighters." ”

"Three all-nighters?"

"Yes, you said that young men like us are tired all night long, especially when it is almost dawn, it is inevitable that we need to lie down for a while, but this uncle is good, his spirit is good, he has nothing to say, he has been surfing the Internet for three days all the time, and he is still alive and well, and what is even more outrageous is that he plays a fighting dance game, which actually ranks first in the server......"

Dancing games?

Song Hao couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Then do you remember his ID?"

"Why don't you remember, it's called 'Little Brother Forever Eighteen Years Old', you say this name, is it funny?"

"By the way, Ah Hao, why are you asking in such detail?"

"Nothing, curious, just ask. ”

Song Hao said lightly, but his eyes had firmly locked Lu Yu, he really had nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it took no effort to get them, and he thought that 100,000 packs of instant noodles would never be found, hum, I didn't expect you to send it to the door.

Song Hao doesn't know how to respect the old and let the virtuous, but the other party is too despicable to go offline.

You do the first year of junior high school, I do the fifteenth, all in all, since the other party promised 100,000 packs of instant noodles at that time, Song Hao will never let it go easily.

If he has 100,000 packets of instant noodles, he won't have to worry about the source of food for at least a week or two.

Killing people to pay for their lives and paying off debts is a matter of course, and it has nothing to do with respecting the old and making the virtuous.

......

Let's talk about the other side.

Elder Lu is greedy for fun, but recently, everything has not gone well, and he always pretends to be forced to be struck by lightning, and he is slapped in the face for some reason.

The successive blows abused Elder Lu to the point of doubting his life, whether he had been too unscrupulous recently, and God couldn't see it, so he lowered his punishment.

Well, I know, that's nonsense.

The good thing is that Elder Lu finally remembered the purpose of his coming to Jiangyun University, to study, to make up for the shortcomings in life, if he can obtain the whereabouts of the spirit ginseng, it will be perfect.

I am trapped in the realm of the eight grades of the day after tomorrow, and I can finally break through, and in the future, I may even become an innate master.

Just think about it, it's beautiful.

It seems that the troubles of the previous few days have gradually moved away from him.

However, at this moment, Elder Lu's pupils shrank, as if sensing something, and turned his head.

A handsome face came into view.

Is that a young man of about one or twenty years old, with long flowing hair, a literary youth?

Wrong!

Although he has handsome facial features, he gives people the feeling that he is very resolute, and the whole person has clear lines, as if he is full of energy.

But it's not very strong, it's a little thin, and the temperament of the whole person gives people the feeling that it's a little out of harmony.

It's like a guy who is both strong and thin...... Well, such a statement is not logical confusion, but the first impression of him.

"This kid, why is he here?"

Lu Yu muttered to himself, as if he had some scruples about this young man, and thanks to this kid's blessing, he didn't notice Song Hao's trace for the first time.

However, the young man was still a little stubborn, so he stood up and waved his hand at Lu Yu.

"Xiaoyan, do you know this old man?" said a girl next to her curiously.

"Count as one of my uncles. ”

"Shibo?"

The girl didn't seem to understand, but she didn't continue to ask, today's college students know how to respect other people's privacy, not everyone, they are so gossipy.

(Collect, collect, collect!)